"Hakkai, how do you work this damn thing? Someone there'd better know what was going on..."

"Er, well, the microphone's already on, Sanzo. Ah haha...."

"It is? Sweet! Alright, listen up! Who was the jerk that decided to take our cook away?"

"Stupid monkey, that's not how it works."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

"QUIET." [a sound "FWAP" is heard and both Gojyo and Goku yelp] "Ignore the idiots. Whoever you people are...I want answers. You people were the last ones to talk to Hakkai before he vanished."

"Sanzo, I told you, I didn't vanish, I turned into a-"

"Anyway! Name's Son Goku, and if we don't get answers, I'll kick all of your butts!"

"Good luck there, monkey-brain. We can't touch them, remember?"

"Shut up, you pervy kappa!"

"SILENCE. NOW." [A few more "FWAP"s are heard.] "I'm serious. If we don't get answers about this, so help me..."

((Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the rest of the Ikkou have found the computer and have hacked Hakkai's account. This is right after Hakkai turns back, they found him, but they still don't know what happened. Undecorated=Hakkai, Bold=Gojyo, Italics=Goku, and Underline=Sanzo. They'll respond according to the post and how the post goes [i.e. Gojyo will flirt with a female poster]))

Alright, it's been almost three weeks. I may as well write up some kind of introduction.

It's not that I don't like you guys, most of you seem pretty cool. I'm just, really lazy.

My name's Shikamaru Nara. (Yeah, from the Nara clan that runs Narake farms.) Konohagakure shinobi (Chuunin ranking) and all that. Member of the InoShikaChou trio. If I'm not out on a mission, you can find me lounging in Konoha or off visiting Suna.

I like to watch clouds and play shogi. If anybody wants to have a match, just let me know.


(See Tema? I did get around to posting one of these things. I know, I'm as shocked as you are.)

I cannot express how overjoyed I am now that this little virus has finally gone away. Hopefully something like this shall not occur again anytime soon.

Miss Himiko, I want to thank you for your help earlier. I do hope you're doing alright after our last assignment together. ♥

One large duck.

Egad! That's a huuuuge duck! Hahaaha, FJORD! But it looks nothing like Donald Duck. Gyahahahaha!

What would you feed a duck?

Sweet Oz!  I can speak again!  I can siiiiiiiiiiiiiinngg~~

Oh, I finally got it to work! I just hope I don't break it...

So this is where Lloyd has been spending his time! He keeps saying he'll show me but then he forgets, so I finally decided to take a look for myself. Ducks, huh? Ducks are pretty cute, especially baby ones when they're all fluffy... how do ducks use this thing, though? I guess they'd have to type with their feet, but then wouldn't they spell things wrong because they couldn't hit the right keys? Maybe I'll ask the Professor about it.

Anyway, hello ducks! Are you all from other worlds? Lloyd told me that this... what did he call it again? Ah, this community! Anyway, he said that it connects different worlds.

Oh, I almost forgot... my name is Colette. It's very nice to meet all of you!