I am terribly sorry about my lack of introduction when I first joined the community.. I was taken over by this strange thing and I.. It's rather strange and I doubt anyone here would believe what happened to me. Then again, there are some strange things that have happened in my world..

I came across this piece of machina and the only thing that I've ever experienced that was close to it are the random controls on the Celsius. Maybe I should ask Rikku if she knows anything about it.. Brother or Shinra might know as well.

I am Yuna of the Gullwings and we are sphere hunters! We travel all around Spira looking for different spheres because they hold recordings in them and I wish.. Oh.. Never mind.. It is a pleasure to meet all of you.

What is your favorite kind of meat pie food to eat? My brain's been thinkin' about it and I thought I ought to ask. Just to break the ice, y'see.

If anyone knows Jack Frost, he needs help.  He's in a place called Suna and he's hurt.  He doesn't remember who he is or what's how he got there...he could seriously hurt himself.  If someone could bring him here or take him to a safe place, all of his friends would be grateful for your help.

I have no idea why the hell I'm posting this other than it made me fall out of my seat from the sheer idiocy of it all.

And since it's youtube day or whatever apparently I figured I'd post it. It's not a youtube video but it should be one cause it's just too god damn youtube worthy not to be on there.

http://www.vimeo.com/631676

This...this is some fucking sadistic shit.

Here's a youtube one but it isn't as funny.
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I found out what that tub slime eating thing was!!!

Wish I knew I could have moved rocks then... Oh well~ Happy YTD!

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HOLY CRAP I FOUND SOMETHING MORE AWESOME THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!


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I think this is adorable. Happy You Tube Friday!


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In honor of this 'You Tube Friday,' I give you my interpretation of what happens when someone calls Fullmetal 'Shorty.'

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I'd like to make an announcement.

Do people just randomly touch babies as if they're at a bargain sale? Honestly this elderly woman came up and pinched Jack's cheeks as if she was trying to pick out fresh vegetables. Luckily for me, she has five months tops before she has to go to the hospital and replace her hip and then she's Perry's little problem. But, dear god, if one more person touches my son as if he is common property, I will seriously, seriously have to inform that they're both wearing the same underwear and the circle of life will continue and to get the hell away from my raisin bran. 

Oh, thank Heaven!  I have, as you may have gathered, returned to my... usual form.  One never quite realises the novelty of opposable thumbs until one is bereft of them, I find.  To be able to wield my own sword once again, and not to have to worry about setting things on fire if I'm too careless with my tail... it feels very nearly like a blessing, were I the kind of man to believe in that sort of thing. 

I trust the rest of you find yourselves similarly restored?

Does anyone find it odd to be grieving for someone, even though you have only known them for a few weeks?

Or am I just feeling guilty about his death?

((ooc: strikes hackable))

I know this is dreadfully bad form, after having requested one so recently, but would anybody find themselves in a position to worldhop me to the Doctor's TARDIS?   Poor thing, he's stuck as a Pokemon, and I rather thought... I'd drop in on him.   I'd be most obliged if anyone could lend me a hand. 

Ah...

I apologize to anyone that I worried during... all of that. I still have no idea what I was talking about half the time. I don't really want to... capture any of you, or fight you.

...At least the rest of the Order has stopped looking at me like I'm insane. And Tim's happier, too. I thought he was going to bite my ear off when I was trying to get him inside one of those little red balls.

Is everyone else back to normal? Komui? ...Master?

These virus things ain't fair at all. I would have loved to get turned into one of them funny animals.

Hi everyone! I have a favor to ask.

I'm still not really sure if I should believe all the stuff going on here, but I figure if one of these 'worldhoppers' I've heard about shows up out of nowhere, I wouldn't be able to argue much. Plus Conan-kun dared me to. So I was wondering, if one of you had some free time you could stop over at my place And then maybe give Conan a scare?

Oh, and no perverts or creeps please! It'd probobly be best if you knew Minako-chan? I'd trust her friends.

Sheena? Aren't you going to introduce yourself? I don't know what this place is, but I'm sure it's not that bad.

I'm not used to using these... it's strange using it myself instead of those scientists. Oh well, just because Sheena is hiding, it doesn't mean that Corrine has to as well. At least I can keep an eye on her, so I can protect her if something happens.

Is anyone there?

Well, this new flat top the boss gave Jesse and I might just come in handy.

Mmmmm... Drama Drama Duck, huh? Interesting. I wonder what it could be... Ooooo
I know. It’s a whole site dedicated to duck Pokemon like Psyduck. Maybe Meowth or Jesse would know.

Well, suppose as long as it’s good in use of the grand scheme of whole things it doesn't matter now.

After all everyone knows when it comes to catching stealing Pokemon, Team Rocket’s over the top! [Squeel]
Except when it comes to capturing that Pikachu now. Don’t know why that is now.

So, all you trainers out there let this serve as a warning. Team Rocket’s found you and we won’t stop till we get what we want. Namely money and that Pikachu but we can settle for other things. Like some food would be nice and maybe a few weeks vacation out in the sun. I’m negotiable now. More then Jesse is to say the least.

Oh, did I not introduce myself? It's rather hard without Jesse now but I'm James from Team Rocket.

^{((And here's the real deal, also starting James over and all strikeouts hackable cause he just fails that way.))}

To the members of this community,

Suna is safe.

The number of casualities reported is very low, due to the presence of people with medical knowledge and healing techniques, as well as the barriers that were protecting many areas.

Some of the buildings have suffered structural damage from the attack. We will begin repairing and construction after the council and I decide which places should have priority.

Unfortunately, I must admit that Shukaku is not dead. He was weakened, but he managed to escape before his energy and life forces could be completely depleted, as is expected of a coward. He is somewhere in the Land of Wind, and I strongly advise the Kages of the other countries to remain on-guard. I don't believe we have seen the last of that monster.

Despite the danger he represents, we will be ready to hold our own next time if there is ever another attack from him.

On behalf of everyone in the Hidden Sand Village, we would like to thank our allies for all their diligent efforts. We are indebted to you.

Signed,
Gaara of the Desert

What a magnificent place is this? It's like the witch's books! Only better! And without the smell! Never mind, I've much more important matters to attend to.

They've taken my home! The ancestoral mobile home of Loxley! I have to get it back, for honor! For respect! For wonderbread! For the DVD's I left in the bathroom! Unfortunately, Blinkin didn't see who it was that took my castle, damn those repo voltures! Though, my father did leave me this key, to the greatest treasure in the land. That must be worth something! And at the very least, it'll be a way to pick up the ladies.

Would any of you fair maidens like to see my... treasure key?

At any rate, I shall have my revenge on the tyrant prince, John, and his vengeful Sheriff, of Rottingham!

Hello, my dear peasants, I am Robin Hood, of Loxley.

((so, I've just started watching Robin Hood, and saw that we do, in fact, have two characters here. Then, two days ago, I watched Robin Hood: Men in tights for the first time. Do you guys really think I could resist the spoof?))