dot_cattiness: You really should have more "moments lik

Elite McLunix (

cantstopthedawn) wrote in

dot_cattiness,
@ 2004-09-08 21:03:00

You really should have more "moments like this that [you] feel fat and ugly". Truth may not make you feel any less emo, but regular doses will prevent this shock you keep getting when you look in the mirror after diligently lying to yourself.

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	bad cat. medancer 2004-09-09 01:23 am UTC (link)
	no mousie. (Reply to this)

	michaelzmommy 2004-09-09 01:28 am UTC (link)
	0 for 2. Are you in the right place? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cantstopthedawn 2004-09-09 01:36 am UTC (link)
	I had this idea that maybe I was in a place where people could count. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	michaelzmommy 2004-09-09 01:46 am UTC (link)
	Oops, my bad. A thousand apologies. (Can YOU count that high?) The truth is that your previous posts have been so atrotious that my mind has blocked them out. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cantstopthedawn 2004-09-09 01:49 am UTC (link)
	You made up a word to describe them and THEN blocked them out? Around here we call that "stupid". At least they weren't atrocious. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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I'm only doing this because of the spelling queenism earlier... -

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cantstopthedawn, 2004-09-09 04:58 am UTC

Well, would you *prefer* some criticism? -

cumaeansibyl, 2004-09-09 05:54 am UTC

Yes, actually, I would. -

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Suggestions -

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	maiagirl 2004-09-09 02:03 am UTC (link)
	My dear you're just not catty Please don't come and play Your cats are really awful Atrocious, some might say. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cantstopthedawn 2004-09-09 02:30 am UTC (link)
	Would you say they're much better than, moderately better than, slightly better than, or almost as bad as your poetry? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	maiagirl 2004-09-09 02:48 am UTC (link)
	Oh, you dear sweet, SPECIAL child. This is a community for cats, not bitches. Now, why don't you go fetch the stick I just threw into traffic? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	cantstopthedawn 2004-09-09 03:00 am UTC (link)
	It's okay. I understand. We all have disabilities. I have asthma. You think paraphrasing "go play in traffic" is witty and original. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	michaelzmommy 2004-09-09 04:07 am UTC (link)
	That's beautiful. I love poetry! jingle bell (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hepkitten 2004-09-09 05:08 am UTC (link)
	please kill yourself and your cat. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	maiagirl 2004-09-09 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Wow. You're every bit as catty as your friend. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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the pretty little ponies go 'round and 'round... -

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	ladykathryn 2004-09-09 10:22 am UTC (link)
	Aren't you supposed to report the drama, not (attempt to) bring it? Journalistic integrity, my dear. It's important. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	subbes 2004-09-09 12:48 pm UTC (link)
	oh hi hep (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	vito_excalibur 2004-09-09 06:03 am UTC (link)
	That's doggerel! No Macarthur genus grant for you! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	supergee 2004-09-09 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	Curb your doggerel. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ladykathryn 2004-09-09 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Cherry blossoms fall onto this pile of poo. Poetry abuse! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	rocketmelee 2004-09-09 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	snerk Go post this over in snark_haiku immediately, please. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	youraugustine 2004-09-09 02:10 am UTC (link)
	I will leave interpretation of the hiss up to you. I'm sure you'll be quite a bit more satisfied that way. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mess_iah 2004-09-09 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Your icon gets catnip from me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	cantstopthedawn 2004-09-09 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but it's so amusing to watch people make fools of themselves trying to be catty to me! How cruel of you, to cheat an ill person out of her amusement. Sniff, sniff. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	youraugustine 2004-09-09 02:32 am UTC (link)
	Oh, but it's so amusing to watch people make fools of themselves trying to be catty to me! Remarkable. I feel much the same. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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	subbes 2004-09-09 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, okay then. (Reply to this)

ladykathryn
2004-09-09 10:21 am UTC (link)

Oh, kittens. 50 comments and not a single hiss. It's not so hard, really it's not. Look, see?

"I commend you on your excellent self-knowledge. Not everyone has the courage to admit they're fat and ugly."

Your bones are good, but you need to strip away some of the fat. Generally, you try to use too many words. Long-form cattiness is like a sestina - beautiful when it works, awkward and opaque when it doesn't.

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	dgt2 2004-09-09 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Are you ugly? (Reply to this)

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