| Stone of stumbling and rock of offense ( @ 2004-07-10 09:45:00 |
| Current mood: | snarky |
Dear Mr. Bush and Mr. Cheney:
Who says America is less free now than it was under Clinton? A mere ten years ago, Joycelyn Elders was forced to resign as Surgeon General because she implied that children should be taught that masturbation exists. Now you're touring our great nation, encouraging teenage boys and aging Senators alike to pleasure themselves.
Thanks for visiting Pennsylvania Dutch Country, and do stop for a pretzel on your way out of town.