We Don't Need No Steenkeeng Smileys!'s Journal

A probably been done before cat
I wouldn't dream of stepping on your turf ... think of my shoes.

I'd be more impressed by your claim that you're incapable of violence if I had evidence that you're capable of _something_.

Belated Chapter 11 comment
At last—what's good for General Motors really is good for America.

And we're supposed to believe you *why*?
If you "didn't come here to start a flamewar", then why did you show up brandishing a lit torch in one hand and a full can of gasoline in the other?

Can't always get what you want
In response to the statement, "I don't want to be a nag, but . . . ."

Well, I guess you can't always get what you want.

Cattiness from Scientific American
"And calling a Chihuahua a wolf is like calling someone at the Discovery Institute a scientist."

Context is this humorous article.

dot-cattiness, historical edition
After the Civil War, some formerly slave-owing plantation owners tried to get their former slaves to continue to work for them. In some cases, they even contacted former slaves who had moved away to try to entice them back.

I feel that Mr Jourdon Anderson's reply could arguably fit here.
( Historical snark )

I'm sure that Hell's Highway Department can make better use of your intentions than I can.

My dear friends: if you must emulate a certain gentleman, please strive for greater fidelity. It is far tackier, although just as useless, to stand athwart the tide of history yelling, "Pay attention to MEEEEEEE!"

Found (celebrity) cat
Guy Ritchie, commenting on Madonna's relationship with Brazilian model Jesus Luz, who reportedly speaks little English:

"Blimey, no wonder the whole thing works so perfectly."

Current Mood: amused

David Hume claimed that we cannot logically presuppose that a sequence of events in the future will occur as it always has in the past; but then, he never got to watch you flounce.

I do apologize. I thought you were worthy of me.

For use in the face of emotional abuse...
Could you ease up a bit? I seem to have forgotten my safeword.

I understand your desire to resolve the credit crisis by "having all the bad banks fail and letting the market work it out."

...but I thought you were against faith-based initiatives.

Seen on Sadly, No!
The man is a national treasure, we should bury him.

Spouse abuse
I know why she talks about her cat all day, I met her husband.

Oooooh,
So THAT'S who cognitive dissonance looks like!

I always try to be the better person. Should I be pleased or appalled that you set the bar so low?

I hate television
He's not an economist, he's a senior shouting officer.

You know, if one more person rips you a new one, all you'll be is one giant... oh, wait.

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