We Don't Need No Steenkeeng Smileys!'s Journal

My good friends at Sadly, No!, bring home the tuna
Im not sure if I understand all this flag etiquette. When someone is flying double standards, which one goes at the top?

Joss Whedon is such the misogynist!
Hey hey! Ho ho! The Penis Party has to go!
All men are rapists, all women are downtrodden and abused!

Current Mood: cranky

fantasy cat
The liberals who are freaking out about the supposed Mormon values in Twilight need to remember how dumb the Christians looked who were all worried about Harry Potter encouraging kids to practice witchcraft. Look, kids are smart enough to figure out that abstinence doesn't really exist either.

Party cat
Good thing I can't attend; the divine light of Heaven shining out of Z's panties might scorch my delicate retinas.

Stolen cat

ericcoleman's post reminded me of this line I'd heard on the idiot box some while back:

'He was one of those guys who looked like Tarzan but played like Jane.'

I almost swallowed my tongue
In a listing of Top 100 Fictional Role Models is this gem

"None of the film versions of Jack Ryan really do the character justice – Harrison Ford is playing Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck is playing Ben Affleck, and Alec Baldwin is playing Sigourney Weaver."

A bumper sticker some drivers could use.
MY OTHER CAR IS THE SHORT BUS

You *Are* A Fine Specimen
Normally, specimens as fine as you are found smeared on slides in a lab somewhere.

As a response to "does this (skirt) make my ass look big?"
Don't blame the skirt. It's trying really hard to hold everything in.

(hi, first post yadda blah)

Current Mood: bitchy

Going green
I never knew jealousy was such an efficient fuel, but you sure seemed to have gotten a lot of mileage out if it.

She is truly a woman among men.

No, I don't think you're a "worthless man".

I don't think you're any kind of man at all.

Wish I could claim credit...
Found Cat

Source: Debra J Saunders from SF Gate

Of course Hillary Rodham Clinton would be willing to be Barack Obama's running mate. Look at her marriage and tell me she won't settle for second place.

Thoughts on a one night stand.
It wasn't long before I really just wanted to go to sleep.

Luckily, it also wasn't long before I could.

A question for a waitress
Have you ever considered doing this professionally?

She'd look good in purple. With a red hat.

Ya know how every group has that friend that everybody likes to joke about wanting to kill?

He's not that guy.

A found cat
I was catching up on this very funny weblog when I came across this post:

http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/19/2good-2b-4gotten/#comments

Current Mood: amused

Borrowed Cat
From a friend:

Seen on magazine at grocery checkout: "Men's new sexual needs"

I'm pretty sure men haven't had a new sexual need since the development of the penis.

[Edit: Ok...I get the message - not catty enough. I'm properly shredded. Please retract the claws now before I'm forced to get a spray bottle.]

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