Domestic_Snark

schlake once again proves that he has no fucking clue what he's talking about over in cooking.

http://community.livejournal.com/cooking/6865098.html?thread=66283466#t66283466

P.S. If you don't remember this guy, here's a little something to refresh your memory.

Um.

After reading the recipe, it actually sounds good... but it's not risotto, and it doesn't look so yummy.

Bonus: guess how many commenters will mention nuking the rice!

http://community.livejournal.com/domesticity/310227.html

Did she not think about doing a small load of the yellow dresses?

Maybe it's her first time doing laundry, I don't know....

Anyone have a taste for stuffed squash at the moment?

So apparently, <lj comm=bakebakebake> really has become the community of baking failures.

I give you today's offering of "cupcakes"

I really don't know what's the worst part.  That she clearly didn't use a tin to hold her paper cups?  That she seems proud of the fact that she doesn't measure things?  That she just went ahead as usual without bothering to find out what kind of flour she was using?  Or that the very first commenter thinks they're "pretty".

Somehow, I have trouble believing that her cupcakes usually turn out great using this method.

Note:  the mods of <lj comm=bakebakebake> will ban you if you're a member there and participate in this thread.  I'm already banned, so they really can't do anything else to me.

I've never done a full load of laundry in my life. How do I get wrinkles out of clothes? My iron is cheap and it doesn't have a spray for starch or water.

1. How domestic can you really be if you've never done a full load of laundry?
2. Uh, buy a better iron? Use starch or a spray bottle of water? GEEZ IDK.

She gave my knife chicken cooties. =(

Any of you folks know where I can get a time machine?

Over in the lesbian comm, someone asks "is this the livejournal bi community or the livejournal lesbian community?"

What recipes are enjoyable for omnis, but don't contain soy, mushrooms or nuts?

Because most omnis would ONLY ever eat vegan food that contains soy, mushrooms or nuts, of course!

I'm surprised this hasn't already been posted, too easy.

I want to talk and dress myself out of a traffic ticket. How do I do that?

How is turning right across multiple lanes illegal?

I don't think I have to pay the fine! All I wanted was a bagel!

A mild piece of stupid from aria_star

I'm at a loss of words for this bit

I think we have a master at "not taking responsibility for one's actions" here folks.

Maybe I just don’t understand because I’ve never given birth, but I’m not sure why she needs to go to the hospital with freshly-baked homemade cookies in hand.

Nobody commenting on the post seems to find it as bizarre as I do; in fact, they’re giving helpful hints like freezing the cookie dough on cookie sheets so that as soon as she goes into labor, she can stick them in the oven and they’ll be done by the time she has to leave for the hospital. I mean, it would certainly be a nice thing to do for the nurses, but I think they would understand if baking cookies is not the first thing she does when her water breaks.

http://community.livejournal.com/super_supper/375374.html

I think it looks like a turd

 

saucydwellings doesn't allow negative comments, so can I just say:

This is HIDEOUS!

aaaaah - the creepy manniquin in the 'space suit', dear GOD.

And it's been tagged 'this is sauce.'


(no one will probably agree with me, but I had to let this out.)

Chili recipe with beer ingredient is a poor skill? Again, another fine example of how poor_skills is thought of as a catch-all question community.

Why doesn't she just ask her great-great aunt for the recipe? (ETA: I realize the g-g aunt may now be dead. If the chili was so great though, why didn't she ask for the recipe while said aunt was still alive?)

Not to mention she also states that she asked a food community...

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or are you just happy to see me?"

http://community.livejournal.com/bentolunch/2708703.html

I don't think I'll be sending that to school in my son's lunchbox, just sayin' 

Halp! My Wal-Mart duvet cover stinks! Can I wash it? Never mind that I said that I ordered it (presumably online) and failed to read the specifications.

Never mind that it's from Wal-Mart so I'm lucky it's made from cotton at all. Best not to ask what the dyes are made of, actually.

Please read for me! I'm "the girl who is very new to bed linens"... because I was raised sleeping on a pile of straw? Had one maid to do my laundry and another to make my bed? I'll never say!

Hey guise, do you know where I can find a big comfy chair? I looked one place and they didn't have any. HALP!

I'm perpetually amused and annoyed by this post:

How does one make black food coloring??"

Uh, by buying black?

( This will probably get deleted but I hope not! )

1. A mod just posted about reigning in the off-topic questions.

2. You really need the internet to answer this question for you? I'm sooooo sick of lazy people who can't help themselves!