Nothing says romance like being woken up with a cock in your mouth.

What was he thinking? "Get to work, bitch."

I'm on a ton of Disney sites, and one of them has a board for single (as in travelling alone) travelers. I got this email after a posting I made about a month ago, that I'll be at WDW in December, and looking to share an Illuminations cruise with other people:


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This is the message:

Hi, I'm Sylvain, 42 m in Montreal. I saw your post on Disboards. I'm also planning a solo trip to WDW in November or December, haven't decided yet. Maybe you would care to meet up with me? I'm a life long Disney fan/enthusiast/addict, but I've only been to WDW once (most of my Disney visits were at Disneyland).
I am a french-canadian guy who has visited the U.S. a lot, and loves it. I'm a real sweet and nice guy too.
My email is xxxx@aol.com
I'll be happy to send you some pics (guess where they were taken!) if you reply to this email.
Take care.

xxxx
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Isn't it poor form to cruise the Disney boards? Not really an idiot, but I didn't know what else to tag this with.

I'm looking into hotels n flights n such for the next trek to Fabulous Wonder Happy Land. If you want to share a room, speak up now! So, who's in?

Did Liberace use a diamond encrusted dildo? Ouch. I wonder if it's possible to Bedazzle a cock...

Carmen is Mike's Mrs. Robinson - "My safeword is KooKooKaChu."

What are the definitions of 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd, etc.? How far have you gotten?

Dan: "Well, My priest says..." "Was he inside you at the time?"

Mike: "I've been tagged out by the shortstop".

With orgies, it's not about Who's on First, it's all about Who's in First.

Monday, I got back from SLO to find a sleepy boy in my bed. His flight had gotten in early, and instead of heading down to his house (to which I had the keys, so he couldn't have gotten in anyway), I told him where my key was hidden, and he crawled into my bed for a nap. What a nice thing to come home to after being in the car with a baby for 3 hours!

We, er, um.....caught up with each other for a bit, then headed to his place, and that's when the temperature gauge was reading super-hot on my car. Dan spotted steam coming out from under the hood, but all was well as long as we kept going freeway speeds. As soon as we stopped at Rengstorff, it died. Great! Dan, being the super-fabulous-mega-man that he is, decides that he's going to push the car through the intersection even with a sprained ankle - I did help, but he was really the one that did it. I walked to his house to get his car, we threw my shit in, and took off in search of food. Ended up at The Counter, a burger place in Palo Alto (right next to the old Palo Alto munch), and had some seriously good burger-in-a-bowls - I had chicken, he had beef, and you get to pick all your own toppings, served on a bed of lettuce instead of a bun. Super good, and something I would have never tried if Dan hadn't suggested it.

Went back to the car, it started successfully, so we drove it over to a repair shop nexxt to Dan's work (P.S.: they were kinda assholes when Faride picked up the car, said that the car had thousands of dollars of damage to it). I called Faride to get his opinion of the place, and he offered to pick up my car, bring it back to his house, and fix it, all for the cost of the parts. Oh, and he's going to fix my brakes & see if he can get the trunk banged out. It should be ready this evening. ROCK ON!

In the meantime, this week is jam-packed with stuff to do, and Dan has been a total sweetheart with chauffering me around, putting up with my mess, dealing with my cranky ass in the morning....I'm sure there will be some serious sexual favors being fulfilled for the boy.

Wednesday: Car pickup, Munch
Thursday: Alix Movie Night, Mt View
Friday: La Fondue 6:30p
Saturday: Shopping, Rape Play Class, Rocky Horror
Sunday: 11am: TNG Meeting @ Denny's in SV, 2pm: S's Housewarming Party

Weekend was awesome, until last night, when I realized that I had left my calendar, My Holy Grail, in the hotel in SLO.  Plus, the Disneymobile decided to blow up on 101 - I believe it's the radiator, but I've got to figure out what the hell to do with it today.  Dan saved me yesterday, and was my knight in shining hybrid this morning, too - I have to figure out something to appropriately express my appreciation for him helping me.  I have a feeling it'll have to do with my mouth and a lot of rope...

I'll update about the weekend & pictures later.

Wish you were here!
 

After Bella dashed my camera to the hard floor at work yesterday, I think the little guy has finally started its death knell. After dunkings in Scottish rivers, tumbles down stairs, spending most of its time in my clevaage, I think it's time to send this one to the Great Megapixel Storage in the Sky.

Now, what to get instead?

1. Must be cleavage-compatible. Small enough to fit comfortably in my bra, I'd like to find something that can be operated like my T9 now - flip down front that can easily be done one-handed.

2. I've got an 8g MSP Duo card, so I'm leaning towards Sonys (and they've got pink ones!), but if there's another one that's amazing, I'd gladly trade cards.

3. As much optical zoom as possible with a small camera, image stabilization, and no viewfinder (I don't use them on point-and-shoots)

4. Under $400 ideally, since I'm so hard on cameras, I'm not really looking for long-lasting, more something that will be good for about 2 years.

I like these for looks and compatibility with the MSP Duo card, plus they have touch screens:





And holy crap - 4g of onboard memory?!?! Sweet! (And no, the pink in this camera is too fuschia for me)

The head bobbing of the dog is hypnotic.

What's on this plant that it unique in the entire garden? (Look closely, above the flamingo head and to the right...)


My very first edible - about as big as the tip of my thumb!


Finally, there's something other than lettuce growing in my garden. And it only took 3 months! Actually, the tomato plant has been growing like gangbusters in the last few weeks. The squash still has that white stuff on the leaves, I haven't gotten the solution from Heather yet.

Bella came to visit me yesterday at work - she really does take after me!




Last night, I was supposed to hang with Katie in a cool spot of our choosing, but I got drafted to babysit at the last minute, so the boys, Katie & I all headed into Chuck E Cheese, which I hadn't been to since I was with Rick and his kids.  Wow.  Controlled chaos doesn't begin to cover it.   Everyone looked pissed off, their kids were insane, and no one really interacted with each other - I know it's hot outside, but why come to a fun place and look so damn sour?  The food didn't really help, it tasted like cardboard sprinkled with plastic and baked for 30 seconds.  We did go to Yumi Yogurt afterward, and I got the best Graham Cracker Cheesecake yogurt, yum!  Now that the boys were properly sugared up, it was time to drop them off back to their mom, so she could attempt to put them to bed.  It rocks being an aunt - all the fun, none of the responsibilities!

P.S. Chuck E Cheese is evil, and wants to eat your soul.  

[mood| amused]

1. Put Your iTunes, Winamp, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down, no matter how silly it sounds
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal.

( Answers Behind Cut )

Shelly & I went to Ross before the munch, and I got Dress Possibility #2 & 2 new bling rings. If I don't wear this dress for the wedding, it'll be a good general dress.




Please to enjoy, and remember; Bill's Mom was there for the whole thing!


Shadow got a door yell, but Shelly did not...hmmmm

New Slut of the Month plaque, to be hung at Edges:




Caviar as lube - Roe your ho:

Roe, Roe, Roe your ho,
gently up your tubes,
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Don't need any lube!

Food: The New Lube.

Mike wants to be the Slut of the Month...with Bill's Mom.

To do something big: Go Bill or Go Home!

(Holding up the fisting salute): May the fours be with you...

Matthew Maconaghy's chest beams through shirts..."So does yours, Courtney."

Bald Ball spots on a male rat (from dragging on the ground). What to do to ease the burning pain of rugburned balls? Teabagging in ranch dressing.

You must be this crazy to enter shadowland

Do not exceed the posted crazy speed limit

Up and at 'em Adam Ant - wtf?

Old Erich was beta.

Shatner flakes: They're...................................................Great!

(UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY IN THE BOOK!) half moist - is that the difference between a haze and a fog?

(YET ANOTHER UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY) Got Mint Jelly?

Sept 4 - movie night @ Alix's

When he porks you, is it kosher?

Bowling for Courtney - a Michael Moore Film

Your mom is only to be lightly sprinkled, like...., uh....Shatner Flakes. They.......are... Grrrreat!

Alix: "I heard 'pedophile' and I had to come running over!"

That was a short fucking ride; That's what she said!

Scheduling Movie Night: Courtney's still has slutting to do on Sundays, Sunday SUNDAY! You'll buy the whole cock, but you'll only need THE TIP!

Doing Garden Gnomes on Ambiem - are they on Ambien, or am I?

Bill: I give good reboot.

Furversion of dick in a box:

 

[mood| tired]
[music|Hurricane Haley - Forever The Sickest Kids]

Today was my first day of classes (they are online). I'm not sure what to think of what this year is going to be like. Hopefully it is a lot easier than last semester. Last semester pretty much left me exhausted.

For some reason, I'm really happy today. Don't know why I am, other than the pendulum swinging back from murderous rage from yesterday, but I'm not gonna question it. Talked to Dan while running errands today, he sounded really happy and laid back - I'm glad he's having fun on vacation. I think this is his equivilent to my Disney trip, something that makes him squee inside. ;)

Bad news - Bella's sick again with that hand & foot thing, so the weekend plans may change. If we do stay home, there's the interrogation play class on saturday, J's birthday party on Saturday night, and the sale @ savers on Monday. I'll watch Bells for H&V too whenever, so that they get to go out & pretend they still have real lives for a few hours. ;) So either way, I'm set!