| Fish Liberation Front |
[Mar. 6th, 2007|01:52 pm] |
Do you like fish?
Do you believe they have a right to liberty?
If so, then perhaps you should consider joining the:
Fish Liberation Front
(13:25:48) Michtymog says: Would you like to join me on a quest to liberate some fish from Jomed?
(13:26:02) Eklina says: Eh, sure. :)
(13:26:18) Michtymog says: Bye Pervy.
(13:26:32) Michtymog waves to the rat.
(13:27:01) Eklina salutes. "Off to rescue the fish, sir!"
We finally reach Kada Els
(13:29:07) Michtymog says: Jomed you swine.
(13:29:10) Eklina points to Jomed and sniggers.
(13:29:20) Michtymog says: I have come to free my fishy brethren.
(13:29:30) Michtymog says: I demand you deliver them into my custody!
(13:29:41) Michtymog says: You want money?
(13:29:45) Michtymog grumbles
(13:29:52) Eklina giggles.
(13:30:03) Michtymog says: Very well, no price is too high for the blessed brother of the sea.
(13:30:44) Michtymog says: Alas, I can carry no more.
(13:30:54) Michtymog says: But I'll be back!
(13:31:04) Michtymog raises his fist at Jomed.
(13:31:07) Eklina looks incredulously, "how many fish did you free?"
(13:31:15) Michtymog says: Only 65
(13:31:25) Michtymog says: I was hoping to liberate many more.
(13:31:31) Eklina says: Alas, if only we could have saved more.
(13:31:33) Michtymog says: Shall we free them?
(13:31:37) Eklina nods.
(13:31:42) Michtymog says: Luckily I bought land-fish.
(13:31:49) Michtymog says: So we can drop them anywhere
(13:31:52) Michtymog grins.
(13:32:16) Eklina says: Ah. I was thinking for a moment that we were heading to Oja's river.
(13:32:35) Michtymog says: There's a perfectly good fountain in the plaza
(13:33:09) Michtymog says: Besides they're land-fish, remember.
(13:33:15) Michtymog winks at Eklina
(13:33:16) Eklina nods.
The intrepid duo arrive at the fountain.
(13:34:01) Michtymog shouts: Be free my fishy brother!
Enter Lenood, the filthy fish-swiping scoundrel.
(13:35:21) Lenood says: a total of 14
(13:35:23) Michtymog says: Those were liberated fish!
(13:35:32) Michtymog says: They were enjoying their freedom!
(13:35:49) Eklina says: The fish were captured by their natural predator, the spiky-shielded dwarf.
(13:36:11) Michtymog says: But they lived their last moments free-fish.
(13:36:22) Eklina nods.
(13:36:34) Michtymog says: I still have 27 anyway. :)
(13:36:43) Eklina says: 21, for me.
Michty continues to drop carp into the fountain.
(13:37:36) Michtymog says: Protect them.
(13:37:54) Eklina says: Ready :)
(13:39:02) Michtymog says: They are free!
(13:39:15) Michtymog says: Swim my pretties!
(13:39:17) Michtymog says: Swim!
Another dwarf enters, fish-napping evidently on his mind.
(13:39:45) Michtymog says: They're poisonous :P
(13:39:52) Eklina laughs.
(13:40:34) Michtymog says: The exude a special dwarf-killing toxin.
(13:40:38) Michtymog says: Eat it and see.
(13:41:31) Michtymog fears for Waaraurey
(13:41:44) Michtymog says: He'll never grow up to big a big strong midget now.
(13:42:55) Eklina shakes her head and frowns.
(13:42:56) Michtymog says: They'll eat you from the inside
(13:43:31) Eklina says: I think that our rescue attempt turned into a chance to feed the Hydlaa populace.
Aiham, comes by picking up fish as he walks
(13:43:31) Aiham says: hi
(13:43:36) Eklina says: Hiya
(13:43:46) Michtymog says: We were freeing our fishy-brothers.
(13:43:47) Aiham says: where can i find the market
(13:44:03) Eklina says: market for...?
(13:44:07) Michtymog says: Do you promise to free the fish?
(13:44:22) Aiham says: I want to get some falka
(13:44:24) Michtymog says: Swear to Cod?
(13:44:27) Michtymog says: I know this
(13:44:35) Michtymog says: The price is free the carp.
(13:44:49) Eklina says: Oooh, falka. A rather exotic item I believe.
(13:44:52) Michtymog says: Cod almight asks this.
(13:44:56) Michtymog says: almighty
(13:44:57) Michtymog says: :)
(13:45:04) Eklina frowns, "well not in this city, you won't find it"
(13:45:12) Michtymog says: Nope
(13:45:24) Aiham says: in which city then
(13:45:26) Eklina says: You need to travel far, to Ojaveda, to get your hands on any.
(13:45:29) Michtymog says: I know a nice enki who will give it to you.
(13:45:35) Eklina nods.
(13:45:37) Michtymog says: She likes fish too though.
(13:45:46) Aiham says: ok thank u
(13:46:08) Eklina says: That goes without saying. But the fish won't help you get your hands on any falka.
(13:46:22) Eklina says: meh. He left.
(13:46:26) Michtymog says: :)
(13:46:40) Eklina says: I didn't even get to tell him that Toda is a total babe.
(13:46:49) Michtymog says: I'm afraid the Divine spirit of Mog will have to leave this place.
(13:46:51) Eklina says: he may have liked that part.
(13:46:53) Michtymog says: She is.
(13:46:58) Eklina smiles.
(13:47:17) Eklina says: Ok, I'll take good care of your residual virtual vapors. :)
(13:47:18) Michtymog says: Heh. I wondered where your legs had gone.
(13:47:23) Eklina says: seeya :)
(13:47:29) Michtymog says: Looks like you were kneeling
(13:47:33) Michtymog says: Seeya
(13:47:37) Michtymog says: Free the fish!
(13:47:44) Eklina grins.
(13:47:53) Michtymog raises a fist to his chest, opens his palm and wiggles it a bit.
(13:48:06) Michtymog says: Seeya :)
(13:48:16) Eklina smiles and waves. |
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| Comments: |
I'm speechless, or maybe I should say I just cant talk cause I'm laughing to hard "Swear to Cod"
Now, tell me you don't want to join the FLF now. ;P
Hmmm sadly as fun as this was, i'll have to either postpone or relocate my next FlF event. Hmmmm as High Priestess of the Sacred Salmon where to preach from??????
It was going to be the fountain but it's a bit too soon now for that. Any ideas?
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