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26 July 2008 @ 11:46 am
hello, this is a futbol poast  
Open Letter to San Iker Casillas



Dear SeƱor Casillas,

Hiii. Me llamo Kate.
Tengo tetas muy grandes.
I LOVE YOUR NOSE IT IS PERFECT PLEASE MARRY ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE SO HOT
Yo quiero.


XXXOX Kate <333




In other news,
XABIII PLEASE DON'T GO :((((
PLEASE DO NOT SEPARATE THE DAHVEEDS :( THEY ARE IN LOVE



Clearly this is a boredatwork entry :)
 
 
Current Mood: horny
 
 
24 July 2008 @ 04:35 pm
 
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take a peek at what's in store... )
 
 
22 July 2008 @ 04:05 pm
Thank you for bein' a friiieeeeennd  


the single greatest actress ever to grace the small screen has passed on. She was a pal and a confidante, and a true inspiration to all of us under five feet tall.

Estelle Scher Gettleman, I shall cherish you for all time. And as long as Lifetime lives on, so shall you. Ciao, auf wiedersehn, arrivederci, and sayonara (She could've at least said 'goodbye!').
 
 
Current Mood: mourning.
Current Music: the golden girls
 
 
21 July 2008 @ 11:25 am
 
i'm tired  of spending all this time applying for things i wont get. 
i probably wont get this fulbright
i probably wont get jet
i probably wont get into library science

what am i going to do.
i am paralyzed about this.
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 11:06 am
Why I could probably date a nerd  
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 08:47 am
Lettuce bow our heads...  






PATER IKER



San Iker, who art in goal,
Hallowed be thy gloves, the fandom loves;
Give us this game, our weekly shutout.
And forgive us our shoddy passes and fashion sins,
As we forgive those who try to score against us.
And lead us not into the referee's books,
But deliver us from Nereida and mushrooms,
For thine is the Capitan, the Cescdom, and the whorey glory,
For Iker and ever,

Huhmen.




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Current Mood: horny
 
 
19 July 2008 @ 02:39 am
 
Being the brat that I am, I skimmed through the blogs and facebooks of people I once knew, but I know am fortunate to call them strangers.
For how much I have changed, very few people I know have changed at all.
 
 
16 July 2008 @ 10:57 pm
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I volunteer at the Children's Musuem on friday mornings. I sometimes sit at the front desk and answer the phone.
Recent call:

CL=Crazy Lady
ME: Me

CL: Hello, I got a hermit crab the other day from you guys and I have a question. The crab got out of its shell. What should I do.
ME: pauses. Um well
CL: Should I bring it to the museum
ME: I'm not sure how to handle this, but you could probably just google for information.
CL: What is google?

I hate my life.
 
 
14 July 2008 @ 01:53 am
didja know couldja tell you were the only one  
i have to be awake and out the door in less than four hours.
But, y'know, whatever.

Back in Winston-Salem this weekend, just for a couple of days. It's been fun, if only because I got to see m friends terrified of their other roommate. Also, ate sweet potato pancakes and went on a date with Chris and Sarah.
Tomorrow, we fly out to Baltimore for the Choice USA conference. Gotta learn how to kill more babies, y'know.

I have a Sheryl Crow song stuck in my head. I'm enjoying it too much.

Good times. But CHRIST it's fuckin' cold in this joint. I've forgotten how much I enjoy kicking Rachele out of her bed.

And the award for the most useless string of sentences ever goes to...
 
 
 
 

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