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It seems that it’s been a while since anyone has posted in this community, so I thought I’d post again with my latest MST.
http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/196940.html
That is my 24th MST, enjoy but only if you have a strong stomach you’ll need it.Current Mood: awake Current Music: Lips of an Angel |
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I hate to say this; but I kind of forgot about this community. No fear though I have another MST for all of you:
http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/163646.html
From what I can tell it’s basically an adaptation on Godzilla. Anyway, enjoy.Current Mood:  bored Current Music: One Winged Angel |
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Jul. 25th, 2006 @ 03:22 am
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I'm not strong at religion but I know what we must "Prey" to! Did anybody play this game? I know that nobody. There will be armageddon in the supermarkets... http://game-era.com/preview/id/10
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http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/150295.html
My most recent MST... It's a Renamon fan fiction... I hope everyone enjoys it...Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Blow My Mind |
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http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/143585.html
My most recent MST is up... An MST of a Noir fan fiction... Enjoy...Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: Bohemian Rhapsody |
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This isn't really a fanfic but the characters that are MSTing are made up. This is script of the English dub to Yu Yu Hakusho the Movie and I was hoping people would be interested in adding to it. The more the Merrier as they say.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/venka21/391.html?mode=reply Part 1
http://www.livejournal.com/users/venka21/632.html?mode=reply Part 2
Feb. 19th, 2006 @ 04:23 pm
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Thought I'd let everyone know about the most recent addition to my line of MSTs...
http://tux-aka-joseph.livejournal.com/139295.html
Enjoy...
Feb. 4th, 2006 @ 03:00 pm
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| » They're all there... I hope... |
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http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=tux_aka_joseph&keyword=MST&filter=all
I decided to just go ahead and lump all of my MSTs into a single stop... Kind of... Thought I'd at least share the URL with everyone... Besides there are some I've forgotten to post here... And if it says something about it being unavailable just refresh it... It's been doing that to me as well...
Dec. 31st, 2005 @ 06:25 pm
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Okay, I just want to let you know that the three of us ARE all still alive, but preoccupied of late-- Webby in particular has been spending many a hot steamy night in bed with a linguistics textbook or two. And without all three of us working together, the magic of the Dictionary Squad isn't quite the same. Don't worry, we will do some more stuff, eventually, but we haven't got a timetable.
On the bright side, Roget and I have been amusing ourselves with this little project: the Lazy Man's Re-read of The Wheel of Time (http://www.theportalstone.com/board/list.php?25). We summarize every chapter in three sentences or less. We like to think of it as a sort of macro-MST. (It'll only make sense if you've actually read the books yourselves, though.)
Really, I can't wait for Webby to get back. I've found some delightful pieces of badfic that I have stored away on my computer with the intent of giving them The Treatment (tm). But until we return, keep up the good fight, you guys. Mock those who must be mocked, and if some 14-year-old girls end up crying hurt because they don't like their Squall/Sephiroth true love story getting smacked around... then so be it.
Nov. 29th, 2005 @ 02:36 am
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Well... I finally finished MSTing "My Inner Life"... I'll not post it all here... That'd take to long... But I will post a link to the start of it in my journal... They're all linked togeather so you'll just have to scroll down and when you're done with that chapter click the link for the next one... Nice guy aren't I???
http://www.livejournal.com/users/tux_aka_joseph/101383.html
I'll also issue my standard warning of being a twisted person... And about half way through some of the jokes get rather crude... So I warned you at least... And I'm sure I have some spelling mistakes and that in there somewhere... I'm in the process of going in and fixing them... But Overall not bad for a 500+ page MST I guess...
Nov. 23rd, 2005 @ 11:16 am
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Hooray, I can type! This means that eventually, you WILL see the next installment of The Problems With Love.
Sep. 8th, 2005 @ 05:15 pm
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| » My keyboard broke |
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...Sigh. So, I'm going to be depending on library computers for a while. The Dictionary Squad WILL return from its summer hiatus, but it's just going to take a wee bit longer. Sorry, all you three loyal fans out there.
Sep. 6th, 2005 @ 08:19 pm
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As a warning of sorts... I'm a sick twisted man... So be prepared if you're going to read this...
( My first MST… Ever… )
Well… I suppose an introduction is in order yes??? Not a lot to know about me really… I’m simply me… My major fandom that I MST the most is of course Zelda… I’ve also done Dragon Lance… Forgotten Realms… Metriod… And mostly I do lemons… Because I tend to look for the worst possible thing and utterly destroy it… Or at least try… I have cleaned up the MST some before posting it here… Well… None of the jokes or anything… But it’s a little easier to read now… I don’t have any really recent MSTs that is because I’m working on a rather large one involving the entirety of “My Inner Life”… Which I’m sure a lot of people have heard of… I can’t really think of a lot else to put down here… If anyone has any questions go ahead and ask… Oh and any critique is welcome too… I don’t have many a passersby on my regular journal…
Aug. 15th, 2005 @ 12:38 pm
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So, since it's getting closer to the start of school (and, therefore, closer to our triumphant return.... er, once I get moved into my new house, and Merry gets back to school and can't use the excuse 'But Mattyyyyyy (roget), I caaaaaaaan't MST. I'm at hoooooooooooooome.'*, I thought it'd be appropriate to ask:
What are your favorite lines from the D-Squad?
I'll post mine sometime this weekend, once I figure out what they are. :)
*Note: I'm not exaggerating. Really. She does that.
Aug. 13th, 2005 @ 10:03 am
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| » Hi to the new people! |
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Even though I'm taking a summer-long hiatus from actual MSTing (thanks, dialup internet), it's so much fun for me to check my email and keep finding new requests for membership to this little community here. So I want to say hi to all the new members that we've gotten so far!
MSTing tends to be such an insular pasttime, and so it's hard to find groups where fellow MSTers can get together and talk and chill and stuff. So, tell us a little bit about yourselves! I mean, you probably know about our stuff, seeing as how we've written about it all over this site, but as you know, our MST group consists of myself, Webster, and Roget. We tend to look at video game fandoms for our badfic concentration, mainly Final Fantasy, and to stay away from pr0nfic-- not out of prudishness, as you can see, but because pr0nfic MSTs are funnier if you make jokes on the clean side, and we're not very good at that.
So, newbies, tell us some things about yourselves... what gives you the drive to go out there and break some bad writers' hearts? What fandoms do you mock the most heartily? Who is the worst writer that YOU've found on FF.net? Let's all have an artistic discussion here!
-Merriam
(Edited, ironically, for bad grammar. I got my wisdom teeth out today and the painkillers are making me a little stupider than normal.
Wait, stupider isn't a word... is it? blargh.)
Jul. 22nd, 2005 @ 08:09 pm
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The summary of this states: The Yu-Gi-Oh cast is put through hell by the female characters that I created. Lemon.
So I made lemonade.
I have zero familiarity with the YGO characters. I have learned since I started sporking this that, apparently, the characters contained herein are really doppelgangers, which explains a lot. The original text is block paragraphs. So I broke it down to make it easier to MSTie. I've also broken it down into 4 parts because it is so long.
Run on sentences are the order of the day. Punctuation, grammar and proper sentence structure have gone out the window. The characters aren't the only ones being tortured here.
Lemonade - Part 1
Lemonade - Part 2
Lemonade - Part 3
Lemonade - Part 4
Cross posted (sort of) to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) badfic_quotes
Jul. 21st, 2005 @ 11:30 am
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| » Megan Faye defines bad!fic in this. |
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I'm new around these parts. As an initial offering, I give you an MST of an absolutely horrible M*A*S*H fic, entitled "Who Woulda Thought?" The title alone is a good warning. My dear friend ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sarcasticsra and I did this back in May. There are four parts to this, though the fic itself is only 6,700 words; our additions brought that to over 13,000. Our style is a bit different, but we like it.
Part One, in which we introduce the characters and mock the title.
Part Two, which includes random pregnancy and character death (though I assure you the character was glad to go).
Part Three, in which the black hole has a major role.
Part Four, complete with the requisite random reunion and another character death.
Jul. 20th, 2005 @ 01:04 pm
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This is the worst X-men porn fic I have ever come across. It is completely devoid of any punctuation whatsoever.
Here is the link to my MSTie of The Secret.
Cross posted to badfic_quotes
Jul. 17th, 2005 @ 11:58 am
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Due to circumstances beyond our control, Merriam is unavailable for the summer.
I claim it's because she's being a whore, though she denies this fact.
Look for more new craptastic fic to be MST'd soon...
Jul. 16th, 2005 @ 11:07 am
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