a day later.

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A brown barn owl soared through the window, and circled around the room, looking for the person it was to drop the letter bomb on, to which it was to deliver the letter to. When the said person walked through the door, The owl quickly landed on the persons shoulders. Ooh, how mysterious this is. I wonder who the person is. Really, Dark Sith Lord? I can't seem to find any interest myself.

The young boy, untied the letter from the owl and, the owl flew out of the room., Commas and Capitalized Letters, they are seen Here, quite often, misplaced. The young Redheaded boy, looked at the letter, and smiled, it was from one of his best friends, Hermione Granger, she was also his crush, which he had discovered earlier that year, when Victor Krum took her to the Yule ball.
"Wow!" Ron said, pushing back his miner's helmet and leaning against his shovel. "I've discovered my love for Hermione!"
Above, Hermione called to Ron. "Ron? Why have you dug a fifty foot deep hole in the middle of the Great Hall?"

He quickly opened the letter it read itself aloud.

"Dear Ron.

How are you? I am doing ok, Victor and I decided that it was no longer possible for us to be friends. It was too bad I was really looking forward to going to see him, but it is obviously not to be done. Have you finished your Homework yet? I’ll take that as a no, its O.W.L years Ron, you should really study.

I was wondering if you could come and spend the rest of the Summer Holidays with my family, my parents have already approved it. You see my parents are having a Take your Kid to work day, and well I was told to invite you, as my parents found out you know very little about Muggles, well this is your opportunity to learn, more about us and our terrible punctuation.

I already sent a letter to Harry, but apparently he is busy that day, although I cant see how he is busy, must be the Dursley’s. Please say you will come. Please. Seriously, if you don't show up, I won't have anyone to stab in frustration.

Love Hermione

PS: You can floo to my home, as it is open for today and today only. so you have to do it soon, I only found about this today, and the Take your kids to work day is tomorrow." The letter finished and ripped itself up, much like a Howler.

Ron quickly put down the letter, and ran to ask his mum.
"Mummy, can I please go to Hermione's today?"
"No, dear, you know how I don't like you hanging out with pod!people."

Mrs. Weasley said yes of course, as her plans where working out perfectly, one down and one to go. Dun dun dunnnnnn! EVIL!Mrs. Weasley! A half hour later Ron left for Hermione’s.

7:00 the next morning

The piercing call of “RON, HERMIONE TIME TO GET UP, BREAKFAST IS READY” being shouted by Gregory Granger shattered the early morning quietness in the house. I can see a mangled blue bird falling out of a tree. I just see words.

Five minutes later a Sleep deprived Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger made their way down for breakfast. 

"Damn it, Dad," Hermione said. "You know how I get when I don't get my Sleep."
"Well, I'm sorry, Hermione my dear, but the Sleep dealer just wasn't at the usual sketchy corner yesterday. I drove around for three hours looking for him and all I could get was some cocaine." Gregory slammed the bowl of white powder on the breakfast table. "If you're going to be so cranky, you can just make your own lines!"
"He's in a bad mood," Ron said after Gregory left the kitchen.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Hermione replied, rolling up a ten pound note and snorting a line. "Ah, not the same as Sleep, but it'll work."

They quickly ate snorted their breakfast, and went and got ready for the day, both Hermione and Ron dressing up, in the nicest clothing they owned, for the day. They would have to return the clothes in the evening.

Ron finished first, and he waited down stairs for the Grangers to come down, the First to come down was Hermione, and Ron’s Jaw dropped at the beautiful site, before his eyes, she was wearing the dress, she had gotten for the Yule ball, and she looked absolutely gorgeous, well in Ron’s eyes at least. Uhm, isn't that a little bit over the top for a tour around an intelligence agency? If anything, I'd think business-like attire would be more appropriate.

SNIP! There is tense silence. Afterwards, they discuss Harry and his situations. The Granger parents come down and they drive off. Into a nuclear reactor? No, unfortunately.

It is a half an hour later when they pull into a large underground parking garage. They all climbed out of the car, and headed towards a wall, before they where about to walk into it, Mrs. and Mr. Granger stopped, and pulled out two plastic cards, that look similar to Credit cards Thank god you cleared that up. I thought you meant greeting cards., and ran them down a crack in the wall, next they pulled out two more Happy Birthday cards and swiped them in the wall, and a small round device came out of the wall, and Mr. and Mrs. Granger put there eye to it, and they heard a beep, and the wall swung open. Run on alert. I'll get MI 1337. They walked through the door, and the kids could do nothing but follow. On the contrary, they could do the following:
1. Sit down
2. Chat
3. Walk away
4. Run away
5. Snort more cocaine
6. Have a dance party
7. Discuss Harry some more
8. Climb up the wall of the building
9. Fight each other in a Mortal Kombat-esque style
10. Commit suicide
11. Play Magic: The Gathering
12. 'Accio' and work on their homework

The First thing that Hermione noticed was that this was defiantly not a dentist office, hell it looked like airport security. The TSA officials were all over the place.

SNIP! More inane stupidity. The guard gets creepy and says things along the lines of "You will get a very, very special treat."

The guard points them towards a door, to which they head through, and find them selves in a waiting room, so they take a seat, it is not two minutes later that door on the opposite side of the room slides open and out steps...
I'll cut the suspense. It's Harry.
What?! I did NOT see that one coming!
A ninja you are not.
Of course not. Don't be ridiculous. 


AN: Another Chapter done. He sounds enthused.

AN: Next chapter will be out today. Quantity over quality, after all.