This chapter contains rape.

Gee, what time is it? Clue: It starts with R and ends with O’ CLOCK!
Let me think. Could it be “rape o’ clock?”
I have taught you well, grasshopper. But the correct spelling is “reip”, I believe.
I beg to differ.
You haven’t been on the internet for that long, have you?
… No.
You’ll learn. They always learn.

If you cant handle it, I suggest you come back when chapter 2 is posted.

Hang on, who would do something as stupid as that?
Easily squicked idiots.
Squicked?
You’ll find out.
You want the rape? You can’t handle the rape!
Um, “reip”.
Suit yourself.

Otherwise, happy reading.

Yeah, right.

Please R&R so I know if you like it or not.

I’ll give you a clue: NOT.

It was the night of graduation for the golden trio,

Wait, who?
It’s a term for Harry, Hermione and Ron that Suethors and fans use. It’s annoying, but you’ll learn to live with it.
I didn’t.
Quiet, you.

Tthey had survived 7 years of school and were ready to duck, ready to dive, ready to say they were glad to be alive. They were ready, ready

to start their lives. Voldemort had not yet been defeated, but was lying low.

Is it just me or does that sound incredibly wrong to me?
It isn’t just you, although, the wrongness all depends on context.
If you think this sounds wrong, you wait until you get to the rape scene.
We’re only three sentences in and I’m searching for the brain bleach. This bodes well…

“We did it Harry! We actually did it!!” yelled Ron, as he jumped in the air like a giddy kid at Christmas.

Worst. Simile. Ever.
“Evar”, I think you mean.
Quiet, you.

Harry could do nothing but laugh at Ron. Harry was happy to be graduating as well but not

to the extent Ron was. Hermione on the other hand was not as happy, she passed with top grades as

expected, but didn't want to leave Hogwart's, misplaced apostrophe notwithstanding. It was her home.

Well, it is a boarding school, if I’m not mistaken.

She congratulated her fellow students

and quickly found Harry and Ron,

“Guy's I'm going back to my room, I want to spend as much time here as possible before we leave.”

Don’t be fooled by this seemingly canon love of magical book – learnin’: Imslytherinatheart is just lulling us into a false sense of security.
If you have eyes in your head and reason in your heart, do not be fooled!

Harry and Ron couldn't understand why she was so down about the situation, after all, most were glad

to be done with school. “Want us to walk you back?” asked Harry.

“No, I'm going to walk the grounds a bit first, then I'll head to my room.” neither Ron nor Harry were

thrilled with the idea of her walking the grounds alone, but in her mood, they were not ready for a fight,

so both relented rather quickly and Hermione was off.


The grounds aren’t safe for a little girl like you, Hermione. Go and emo in your dormitory if you must, but don’t go to the grounds!
Let me guess, the bad men are lurking there?
I’ve got a sneaking suspicion that this is a cautionary tale in the making.
No, it gets worse than that.

She had been walking the grounds for about 15 minutes when she decided to go to the lake. She

reached the lake and sat down, thinking of her future. “Where do I go from here?” she thought to

herself. She didn't have her parents anymore, death eaters took care of that last year, she had no real

family to go to and the burrow

Bunny!Hermione?
Watership Down crossover?
If only. That would make this a whole lot more interesting.

was just in the way of her impending doom, too oddly placed in a ‘fic like this to be crowded. She was lost in thought and didn't hear the

footNOSPACEsteps coming up behind her. She stood to head back to the castle when she was grabbed from

behind. The person who had her was way stronger then she was, and being took by surprise, she didn't

have time to grab her wand.

Somebody else will grab their own wand soon enough, if they’re not careful.
I knew it. It was only a matter of time before you made the word “wand” sound vaguely suggestive.
Believe me, it’s been done before, and is too obvious to ignore!

“If you want to survive this night, I suggest you listen to me carefully” a deep voice whispered in her

ear “we will be going on a little trip, you are needed for 2 reasons by the dark lord, If you want to live

through this, I suggest you don't try anything funny, are we understood?”

So no tomfoolery, no juggling, no plate spinning, jeez – no improv?
I don’t think they mean that sort of funny.

He had his hand over her mouth so all she could do was nod in agreement. She was scared to death,

what would Voldemort need with me was all she could think about. The man gripped her tightly, took her to a place, high up on a desert plain, where the streets have no name~

her wand and started for the gates so they could aparate away.

SNIP: Snape is asked to prove his loyalty to the “dark side” by Voldemort (as he’s been looking like a big Jessie lately) though the act of raping Hermione – as she is “trustworthy”, apparently. Honestly, there are better ways to , I can tell you. The rape is also snipped for great modesty. It’s graphic, but not even predictably, or interestingly, described. Read it unsporked at your peril.

He gave one last glance to or at, if you aren’t prepositionally challenged Hermione who was obviously in pain and bleeding but knew he could do

nothing, except scoff and smile smugly at his recovered dark – side worthy cred, because that’s what he can do best; he aparated away hoping she understood everything that had taken place.

Of course she isn’t going to understand! She was raped only a few paragraphs, for God’s sake. In hindsight, maybe she would be able to understand some of Snape’s dilemmas, but not when she’s recovering from such a crime!
Calm down, Steve. It’s badfic. Normal rules of life don’t apply.
He’s right, you know.
Me, or him?
In real life, you would be. At this point in time where logic is meaningless, Colin’s right. You’ll learn.
I will?
Eventually.
Stage one of operation “haze the n00b” is now complete. Please enjoy the chaos.

Hermione was pulled into a standing position within seconds of Severus arriving at the randomly placed departure lounge.

“Miss Granger” Voldemort started “Tell Potter to be ready for me in 2 weeks time, it will only be the

two of us dueling.”

Is that what they call it?

and with that the men grabbed her up and aparated her back to Hogwart's, regardless of a misplaced apostrophe here and there.

The men released her by roughly throwing her to the ground, one man pulled her wand from his pocket

Now that’s just confusing.

and threw it at her, disappearing with a pop before she could use it against them. She made her way

back to the castle, limping from the soreness between her legs. She didn't tell anyone of the rape, but

only told Dumbledore and Harry the message Voldemort sent her with. She refused to be seen at the

hospital wing and made her way back to her room. She still hadn't cried, she knew it wasn't Snape's

fault, but still she was traumatized.

Wow, some actual character sympathy. I’m impressed.
You won’t be in a while. Trust me, it gets worse.
I can understand that she might want to keep it a secret, but seriously, how could someone not even cry?
Badfic. What did you tell me? Something about logic not applying?

She went to her desk and quickly wrote out a letter.

SNIP for the letter. Hermione is leaving Hogwarts and wishes that Harry does his best in the war against Voldemort, blah blah yadda yadda.

She packed up her things and left Hogwart's, She knew Harry was going to win this war and only

hoped she could be back soon enough to comfort him and help him heal.

Join us next time for even worse happenings from the mind of imslytherinatheart, starting with chapter two: “explination”. If the spelling’s this bad, I dread to think of the content…