Pass the Sporks & Bleeprin.

Story Or Series Title: From Left Field
Fandom: Harry Potter and the Alien Eggs from Beyond
Culprit Author's Name: Skeren Dreamera
Full Name (plus titles if any): Harry (Subject)
Full Species(es): We have no idea o.o
Hair Color (include adjectives): None
Eye Color (include adjectives): Green and twitchy
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Alien eggs in his godfathers tummy?
Special Possessions (if any): Eggs and urine
Annoying Origin: UFO number 123
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Clone of one
Annoying Special Abilities: Able to drink own urine and eat raw birds
Other Annoying Traits: You don’t want to know… T_T

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Okay, the lj-cut tags seem to be staying put this time.

Story Or Series Title: The Bonds of Friendship
Rated: M for Mature
Fandom: Lord of “Not seeing the forest for the trees”
Culprit Author's Name: ForeverImaginative

Full Name (plus titles if any): Malinare (“Golden Sunlight”), daughter of Manáre
Full Species(es): Elf (Sidhia angstia, perhaps, based on The Sue in the Field)
Hair Color (include adjectives): golden. “The top half of her hair was pulled back by small twists and held together by a leather tie”
Eye Color (include adjectives): Don’t seem to be described yet. (Legolas’s eyes, on the other hand . . .)
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Don’t think so, no. She blushes easily.
Special Possessions (if any): Her clothing, I guess. A nice, lush bedroom and bath.

Annoying Origin: Rivendell.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Daughter of one of Elrond’s “trusted” councilors; she and her dad are playing exchange student or goodwill hostage or something between Rivendell and MirkGreenwood. Wuv object of Legolas.
Annoying Special Abilities: Good with the bow, though it’s not really annoying yet.
Other Annoying Traits: Being betrothed to Legolas’s Previously Unknown Brother under threat of harm to Legolas while being in love (or in-love-but-not-aware-of-being-in-love) with Legolas. The P.U.B. is introduced and (presumably) confirmed as Irredeemably 99.6% Evil in the second chapter, and any authority figures who could possibly hold him in check are going to wipe their hands of the situation and ship out shortly.

( This chapter is simply . . . stunning. )

Buoght to my attention by Calen Greenleaf, this little thing is of the 'what the hell?' nature. Anyway, usual sporkers - Jack, Edmund, Ariana, Siarl, Victoria and Hack. They can also be known as Facetiousness, Snark, Punctuation, Common Sense, Canon, and Dirty Jokes respectively. I am, of course, in bold.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine. This piece of fanfiction is, thankfully, not mine. The sporkers are. Latin names for any Sues come from The Sue In the Field

Story Or Series Title: Aragorn's Affair
Fandom: Possibly Lord of the Rings
Culprit Author's Name: Marga5994

Full Name (plus titles if any): Arwen, for the main character.
Full Species(es): Puella angstia sidhia.
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: Not mentioned.
Special Possessions (if any): Aragorn's diary, jewellery and a sword.

Annoying Origin: God only knows.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: None that I can see.
Annoying Special Abilities: Abilities? That would require characterisation, my dear.
Other Annoying Traits: Wangsting, mostly.

Now, for a bite-sized piece of sporking to fill in your days - onwards!

Story Or Series Title: Link is broken. Call back later.
Fandom: The boy who wishes he could run far away from Sues.
Culprit Author's Name: Blamethejuiciness.

Full Name (plus titles if any):Madison Watson.
Full Species(es): Self Insert You-Sue.
Hair Colour (include adjectives): Pretty brown hair with side swept bangs.
Eye Colour (include adjectives): Bright vibrant blue, "color of a robin's egg" with a "smoldering look of desire [were] etched into them"
Unusual Markings/Colourations:Adorable freckles. Freckles I can get, but adorable ones? She also has flawless skin that shiiines!
Special Possessions (if any):Harry's wotsits. The wotsits of a fella that looks like that awful Zac Efron chap. The canon characters in a closest somewhere. No trauma though.
Annoying Origin:Quizilla; if Fanfiction.net is the Pit of Voles, is Quizilla the Pit of Shrews? O_o
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Pretends to be one. Apparently is best friends with Ron, Hermione and Harry.
Annoying Special Abilities:The inability to spell. She also thinks that grammar is grandpa's wife.
Other Annoying Traits: Still existing after getting a solid whack of the Avada Kedavra stick.
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( Pain to the world, the bitch is alive! The fic goes on and on! )