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[Mar. 6th, 2008|11:53 am] |
Title: Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess
Author/Artist: Jack Ichijouji (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) what_the_jack)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Evans
Word length (if fic): 3000-ish
Disclaimer: The title of this disclaimer is “Wherein A Thing Is Disclaimed.” The plot: the author, one “Jack,” claims not to own rights to the Harry Potter series, and is writing this for fun and not profit. The twist ending: a lot of readers simply stop reading, having decided that the disclaimers are always their favorite part of Jack's stories, and instead go to Amazon.com to see if JK Rowling had put anything else out since last they checked, five minutes before.
( There's a fly on your nose. ) |
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[Nov. 13th, 2007|01:05 am] |
Title: The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist
Author/Artist: Jack Ichijouji (what_the_jack)
Rating/Warnings: PG-13
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, James Potter, Lily Evans
Word length (if fic): 3000-ish
Disclaimer: What if I were JK Rowling? Can you imagine a world like that? Picture, if you will, picture an England ruled in the iron fist of Jack Funnylastname, my minions numerous and puissant, where people use the word “puissant” when there's no real call to inflict ten-dollar language like that on people.
It's probably just as well that I'm not JK Rowling, and don't own the Harry Potter whatnot, because I doubt you lot would enjoy it.
( Behind the cut lies fic. ) |
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[Nov. 8th, 2007|03:28 am] |
Title: Hermione's Delight
Author/Artist: what_the_jack
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for boobs.
Characters: Hermione Granger, Cormac McLaggen, Ron Weasley, Ginny Weasley
Word length (if fic): 2544
Author/Artist notes: I actually started this story some time before the debut of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Because I think it happens to be strangely appropriate (if not effing prophetic), I'll leave in the disclaimer I had when I began.
Disclaimer: The Harry Potter series winds ever closer to an end. Thus, lobbying efforts to convince JK Rowling to award me all rights, money, et cetera to future books will have to be made most expediently. Get on that, won't you? Until then, I don't own Harry Potter and various associates.
Seriously though, I'm getting desperate here. I don't even need Harry Potter. I don't even need a Weasley. Give me Colin. Come on, Jo (that's what I call her, Jo, we're tight, we're like this, I came up with the idea of addressing her as such, prove I didn't) Jo, you don't need him!
(Prophetic, eh? Told you.)
( Hermione's Delight ) |
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[Aug. 14th, 2007|06:40 pm] |
Oh, and by old, I don't mean that I drew this a long time ago, I mean....um...old.
click and you'll see
Rating:nc17
title: Fawkes to the rescue..again.
Medium: coloured pencils |
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| FIC: The Testing of Daydream Charms |
[Aug. 14th, 2007|09:31 pm] |
Author: shaggydogstail
Title: The Testing of Daydream Charms
Pairings: Various, mostly very silly.
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Fred and George are in the early stages of developing their patented Daydream Charms. They decide to test them on the unsuspecting residents of 12 Grimmauld Place, with varying results.
Disclaimer: Not mine, no profit.
Notes: No DH spoilers.
This may be our greatest work yet |
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| JK Rowling And The Missing Minorities (The Politically Correct Harry Potter) |
[Aug. 8th, 2007|05:57 pm] |
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Title: JK Rowling And The Missing Minorities (The Politically Correct Harry Potter)
Author: minnow_53
Rating: PG-13
Era: Various, ranging from Marauder to post-DH.
Summary: A humble fanfic writer shows the High Priestess of Children’s Fiction the way to political correctness, including the need to observe LJ policy at all times. Where fandom leads, the great authors will follow...
Warning: I suspect this will offend a few people, but not as much as JKR has offended some elements of fandom! Obviously, it’s a work of fiction, and I intend no disrespect to any group or character mentioned herein.
Thank you: To astra_argentea for reading through.
Spoilers: Yes. DH spoilers ahoy!
( It has been brought to my notice via Fandom Wank and other sources...) |
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