I am completely struck by the Love Triangle of Camelot and the angst it potentially brings (and the angst it has already brought) Gwen. And as much as it makes me feel for Gwen - GOD, it's also bitterly delicious. Like dark chocolate, which is food of the gods. Anyway:

somnium - Gwen/Lancelot, kind of implied Arthur/Gwen - R - 543 words
Insomnia hurts, but Gwen's dreams hurt worse.
Author's Note: Somnium is a (fitting) Latin noun that means "dream, nonsense, fancy." Coda to 2.04, "Lancelot and Guinevere." Also, it seems in the show that Gwen stays in Morgana's antechamber at night to tend to her, but here, Morgana's let her stay at home, knowing how sleep-deprived Gwen is. I hope that's clear in the fic. o_o

( Lancelot et Guinevere, somnium. )

(The fact is that the first one remains untitled because of sheer laziness. Also, femmeslash, yay! \o/)

untitled - PG - <500 words - Gwen/Morgana
Gwen has been in Morgana's service for a week when Morgana first wakes her in the middle of the night, screaming bloody murder.

( un. )

Gwen's New Dress (or: Beautiful) - PG - ~800 words - Gwen/Morgana
Pawning her father's things doesn't let Gwen forget: each time she comes across a letter of his, some toy she'd played with when she was young, she remembers him, his brow furrowed in thought as he penned these words, giggling with him when she was just a young girl.
(Author's Note: I suppose this is meant to take place shortly after 1.13, as it is close enough to Gwen's father's death to matter, but still long enough after that Guinevere is painfully stung by the fact that it still hurts. I haven't seen an episode of season one in a long while, so I hope this doesn't contradict.)

( deux. )

IDEK why I'm posting now. There are some things:

1. habere has been translated into French by Eryn-Chan at FFNet. Yay!

2. I've added (most of) my fic to my delicious, under the !myfic tag. I didn't add any RPF but I think otherwise I have pretty much all my fic on there (with the exception of maybe one or two that I'll get to adding later). It should be easier than using tags on LJ at any rate. -_-

3. I think that's about it. I have to write a page worth of information for my Humanities I class based on a paragraph (hardly even that, in fact) of information in my book. This is a procrastination post, basically. D: (I'm certain I'll never grow used to writing papers like this, I'm too used to analyzing!)

Part 1 can be found here.

( Measures: Part 2 )

*iz proud* I remember when I last updated my personal LJ about this I was proud that it was 7,000+ words. It's gained a bit of weight since then, but I love it all the more. :D

Apologies for the ridick title and summary, omg.

Measures | Merlin/Arthur | NC-17 | ~11,370 words
The lengths to which Arthur will go.
Author's Note: I want to give huge thanks to my betas, sheswatching, who doesn't know how much she kicked my butt into gear, and lady_carfax, who deserves hugs. This was written for the kinkme_merlin prompt: Arthur/Merlin, including the boys in a somewhat awkward conversation with Hunith about their relationship (established relationship or leading to their first time or whatever!)

( Yay for late-night editing whilst listening to horrid music with one's brother. And coffee. )

Last night I had a LotR modern AU dream wherein, for a little while, I was Gimli, and I killed this Mafia guy and his wife with a gun. It was pretty intense.

Anyway, here's a fic inspired by analyst_1's "Jizz in my Pants" video (found here; original Lonely Island video here) which is simply amazing. I saw it and was inspired to write something, and while I told her I couldn't do it justice, my brain seemed to say, "Justice? Pah!" and I wrote it anyway. It kind of veered off in weird directions, but c'est la vie.

The Angels Cry - Arthur/Merlin - R - 3,020 words
Arthur wanks nearly every night just thinking about Merlin - hell, he can wank whilst thinking about Merlin picking flowers or making concoctions for Gaius.

I'm going to spoil it slightly and just tell you ahead of time that Priapus (Greek Priapos) was a god who protected livestock. He was depicted with a permanently erect and enormous penis, and that's where the term "priapism" comes from. ("If you have an erection lasting longer than four hours...") Seriously, visit the Wikipedia page; there's tons of great NSFW pictures.

( Our bodies touch and the angels cry... )

some antilochus & finny/gene fic. hey, antilochus needs love too. ♥ complete with uncreative cut texts. and possibly incomplete, since they are both rather short and I couldn't be bothered to edit them all the way.

o hai posting here for the first time under my new username *proud*

naught but words, they hold the same meaning | Finny/Gene | PG | 103 words
no summary.
Author's Note: written randomly at work. a lack of capitalization and possibly a lack of sense. first person, gene's pov.

( because when I arrive, I bring the fire. )

nothing less | Achilles/Antilochus, past Achilles/Patroclus & Achilles/Patroclus/Antilochus | PG-13 | 340 words
There is always someone breaking, you think, but who shall fix them?
Author's Note: BAH. idek. References to Sylvia Plath's "The Colossus."

( etc. etc. )

p.s. how sad is it that, after deciding to listen to a jonas brothers song, I have gotten said song stuck in my head at work ALL EVENING. and just now I heard it on the radio, which can only spell impending doom. D:

with your blood - achilles/patroclus - pg-13 - 235 words
they are young and foolish and so, so sad.

Author's Note: omfg, I began this as an exercise in writing in a different style/POV, going back through my old writing and basing something off that, and this is what came of it (see to the failing of men's knees beneath them). It is late, I am very very tired, and I am absolutely braindead from trying to work on my English crap so I am compensating. Or something. I don't know. D:
Disclaimer type thing: title & one line in the fic stolen from Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida, which I actually haven't read all the way through yet. D: However, I know within the first Act/Scene Troilus says "Helen must needs be fair/when with your blood you daily paint her thus." It is one of my favorite lines ever, and it is ridiculous, but there it is.

( with your blood )

in a land of boylove and a time of crack - Merlin/Arthur, some gen Merlin with Dean Winchester! - R - 530 words
Author's Note: Thanks to tempusfugit321 over at twoseekers (a Harry Potter/Cedric Diggory comm) for sharing this meme. I saw it and decided to go for it with another fandom. I kind of broke the rules, however. You write ten less-than-drabbles (ten words or less each) for ten genres of fic. I went over the ten-word-limit for each genre, and I didn't write for all ten genres, and then I proceeded to take the genres out of order. D:
General warnings: Well, if you know this meme. The genres I used are: AU, crack, crossover, angst, fluff, UST, and smut. If that gives you any clue.
Ok, you want specific warnings?: girl!Merlin, evil plan!Gaius, Dean Winchester-as-Arthur, terrible puns in the UST bit and resolving sexual tension. Via sex. Plus more sex.

( Merlin is half admiring his hard work and half standing astonished and utterly confuzzled at Arthur's...well. Other hard thing. )

i figured that as it's a icy/rainy day and i'm in a poetry sort of mood anyway, that i would post all my 2008 poetry. it's mostly untitled and all really shitty, having been unedited for the most part, or edited very little. i just want it out there so i don't feel like it's clogging my hard drive. plus you guys may need a good laugh, hell i don't know.

i'm going to split them up into what i had on two separate .rtf files and the one with most of my poetry in a word document.

( poetry block 1. 3 poems. )

( poetry block 2. 19 untitled and one titled poem(s) )

you can tell a lot of those in the second block were written when i was questioning my faith. and x, xiii, and xiv are representative of my holocaust studies class (when i know they were all written). and xvi refers to the earthquake in china.

o, monday; and how was your day?

Hi! Mostly posting because I really have to do homework ATM for extra credit (I'm on the cusp of an A in English this semester!) and must procrastinate.

But I made some writing-related resolutions, which I've mostly posted lately (not when I originally put my resolutions up) so I'll repost them here. Maybe that'll be better motivation for me, eh? ;)

• Write at least 100,000 words in fanfic & original writing that I post to LJ (sans poetry?) -- inspired by getyourwordsout.
  
• Work at writing from multiple POVs.

Plus the general "write more/more often" and, I think, write in different forms & different genres (i.e. poetry vs. prose) to get a better grasp of things.

Anyone want to give me practice? I know no one will request anything, but I'm wide open. Really.

GOSH, my fic for the 100foraslan ficathon is FINALLY FINISHED. It's rather poorer quality than I'd've liked, but bah, humbug.

Also, is it terribly tragic that I managed to slip a Hamlet line in there? Find it! ;)

The original prompt:
paring: peter/caspian or peter/edmund or both!
rating: as high or as low as the author wants.
length: simple one shot. more than 500 words hopefully?
summary/prompt: after-battle highs and lows.
other: all i know is that after battle, they're sweaty ;]

Thrice - Peter/Caspian, Peter/Edmund - PG-13 - General - 1015 words
'Tis easier to forgive than to harbor anger. Peter tries.

( The sound that comes from Peter’s mouth is something feral and hideous. His fist collides belligerently with the wall and falls away, splaying on the cold stone like a dying man’s. )

1. Remember that website I set up for crossposting? Well fuck that, I'm crossposting to IJ. XD But do NOT friend it if you do have an IJ, or at least not until I get all my old fics up there, or you will be spammed 4 srs. I'm hoping to begin reposting tonight.

2. I also modified the tags. Now you can browse the tags only according to character, fandom, community challenges, and pairing. I deleted the tags for such things as warning and rating, but if you think you might be browsing the tags for those specific things then please let me know. Also, as soon as I have more time I may reread fic and tag according to other criteria. Suggestions welcome!

3. I believe I will be willing to take requests for fic for the holidays, if anyone wants to request anything. However, please do not do it now; just let me know if you think you might want to request something.

This time for 100foraslan, who is revisiting prompts. I revisited the "what if we fell in love?" prompt, which I never wrote for in the first place, though I did provide the prompt. Here's making up for that. :)

Also, I actually wrote Peter with someone besides Edmund. Is it the end of the world yet?

boys in broken glass cases - Peter/Caspian - R - Angst - 400 words
Warning(s): Slash, secks.

( Peter knows not to break mercury thermometers because he already has, and the mercury is killing him. )

JKR officially announced Albus/Gellert (at least in some form) about a year ago...so I wrote a couple of ficlets. Sadly I couldn't complete them this week (jeez what kind of loser am I?) but I am finished now, and so I am posting them. Remember, I am not JKR. I don't own anything, I hardly had any clothes to wear this week even.

obsess - Albus/Gellert - G - General - 235 words
Warning(s): Slash, obvs.

( Rule number one: Albus Dumbledore is not obsessed with Gellert Grindelwald. )

habere - Albus/Gellert - R - Dark - 360 words
Warning(s): Slash, scenes of a sexual nature. Also a lack of capitalization for effect, and second person (you are Albus).
Author's Note: ^_^ So I titled this habere because that word in Latin means "to have, to possess." It kind of startled me, even after three years of Latin, to discover this (ok I probably had only forgotten it, just don't tell my Latin teacher), because the verb haben in German means "to have." :o

eta Aug 11, 2009: "habere" has now been translated into French by Eryn-Chan at FFNet. It can be found here. Yay!

( you've never tasted anything like this before. )

falling away like leaves
Edmund; PG; Angst / 370 words
Author's Note: I've never seen Alzheimer's, I don't know exactly what it is like, but the prompt made me its slave to writing this. As it is, this may be inaccurate, so I'm sorry for any mistakes.
For: "memory" at justkingedmund ^_^
Warning(s): AU/AE (in which the Pevensies grow old), Alzheimer's disease.

( Those days are gone; it's always autumn, now. )

The Art of Kissing
Peter/Edmund, hinted Caspian/Susan; PG; Fluff / 400 words
Author's Note: Movieverse. Some details changed for my own purposes.
Prompt: "The true history of..." at 100foraslan.
Disclaimer: The Chronicles of Narnia series by C.S. Lewis is not mine, except in dreams.

( The true history of how Edmund found kissing wasn't so bad after all. )

6 (child of sin)
Edmund/Jadis; PG-13; General / 750 words
For: bitterfig, who requested "there were things he never told them...; Ed/Jadis" at fallenmelody's Multi-Fandom Request-a-Fic Meme Type-Thing. Shh, I know it was posted ages ago. XD
Warning(s): Implies underage sexual relationship. CORRUPTED INNOCENCE OHNOES.

( Five things Edmund Pevensie never-ever dared tell his siblings. One thing he only half told them. )

I'D RATHER NOT STUDY, PLZKTHX. *avoids instead*

melted metal and the way raindrops erode fear
Caspian X; PG; General / 300 words
Prompt: "Raindrops" by Regina Spektor.
"Warning(s)": A lack of capitalization, punctuation that breaks all the rules, and one made-up word. Blame McCarthy's All the Pretty Horses.
Disclaimer: None of the following are mine though all are utilized or alluded to in some way throughout: The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis (obvs), "Raindrops" by Regina Spektor, "Those to Come" by the Shins, and Pan's Labyrinth.

( drip drip down the lines of his face wrinkling with change. )