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13 October 2008 @ 07:17 pm
 
Dear headache,
GTFO of my head. It's not cool. I even took some pain killers but you refuse to leave!

Throbbing in her noggin,
Girl

--

Dear intestines,
Why must you make noise when I'm around my friends while we're watching a movie and it's quiet and sounds like I'm farting?!

Why do you do it when I'm cuddling with my boyfriend and have to make excuses for you? The stomach doesn't make that much unhappy noises!

And why do you stop making noises when my boyfriend actually leaves?

Kindly stop making me sound like I need a major dose of gas-x,
Girl
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 06:52 pm
 
Dear Levi Johnston,

SHUT UP! I just read about that interview you gave and you should have left well enough alone. At first, everyone thought you were a self proclaimed redneck, now you're a liar and a redneck. You and Bristol Palin have been planning to marry for a while? Really? Please tell me what "a while" is when you're 17 and 18! You dropped out of high school to be an electrician? That couldn't wait? You want to tattoo Bristol's name around your ring finger because you lose rings?! Really? Your friends made that infamous MySpace page as a "joke"? REALLY?!?! Yeah, like no one has EVER used that excuse before. We have and we all know it's bullshit! I would tell you that I hope you don't procreate, but it's too late for that one. Now I just hope that somehow your new job can render you sterile. Just hoping!

Your truly,

Someone who can't stand BS-ers.
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 04:15 pm
Here we go....  
Dear B,

Wow, you're a bitch. "You're making us drag", "You're too flat", "You aren't playing the right section". Oh my GODDESS. Didja ever consider that YOU were rushing, YOU were violently sharp, and YOU WEREN'T EVEN PLAYING THE RIGHT SONG?! Cause, you know, the guy that skips out on half the practices and doesn't bother to memorize music is totally always correct over the state-bound drum major with more jazz experience in her tornado lungs than he has in his entirety. That's how things work in the band, eh?

Wanting to punch you in the face,
A musician who knows what she's doing

Do not click if extreme language and/or anti-Twilightness offends you... )
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
Current Music: Riot - Three Days Grace
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 12:58 pm
What up with the world today?  
http://cbs2.com/local/homeless.man.fire.2.838696.html

Dear Jerk:
I can't believe you set fire on an innocent homeless man.He did nothing wrong to you that offended you. He is just an innocent man who was unfortunate to be homeless. You are fucking sick and i hope you got what you deserve. Did you even have a conscience? I bet you didn't.
furious:
Me
 
 
Current Mood: enraged
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 11:46 am
 
MOD POST

Well, I've had about enough of these shenanigans. We're on moderated posting. Possibly forever. I wanted to maintain a certain quality and standard in this community. No posts written in text speak (u, ur, 2 instead of too etc), no waaambulance relationship posts. And absolutely no personal attacks on community members. I'm tired of this, and I've received a number of complaints via PMs to me. It's over. I want this community to be AWESOME, and that's what it will be.

Put some effort into your post and it will get through, easily. Send me some gibberish about "ur such a beeytoch, u took mah bf" and it won't. It's fairly simple.

I hope that, in time, I can take the community off moderated posting. The good news is I have computer access 8+ hours a day, so the community will update at least once a day, so no worries of going weeks without post like mock_the_stupid or something.


I really do love this community, and am sorry that my moderatorness has been lax the past few weeks due to personal issues, I feel being a moderated community will help raise the standard of the posts, as well as everyone's enjoyment. Just to break it down, the vast majority of posts are awesome. But let's not allow a few rotten nogoodnicks to ruin the whole shebang, shall we?
 

Let the complaining begin!
 

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Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 11:33 am
sick of being the fuckin' other woman  
Dear @!$#$@!#@%# --

Look, I know you have been engaged for three years, and you're only 18 and I'm 22, and I think  you're engaged to her because you think that's your kid when there's a possibility that it's not like you said.

You're never ever home to see her, only once in a while so why be with her, ugh.
Last night was so much fun with you.

I don't want to date you or anything, hooking up and hanging out with you was fine. I just wish you never told me that you have a fiance and a possible kid. UGH!

Whatever happened to us only hanging out as friends? I guess us being drunk together didn't help the matter.

I thought we honestly weren't going to hook up last night, but I am just sooooooo attracted lustfully to you it's not even funny.

disappointed,
me

Dear @#$#@#$ 2 --

I know you said you don't want to be in relationships either and that you actually are single, but just knowing you're also screwing/hanging out with another chick at your work, other than me feels like I'm the other woman anyway.

I wish I could find a guy where I'm the ONLY woman who he's interested in!

very saddened,
me
 
 
Current Mood: angry
 
 
13 October 2008 @ 11:28 pm
 
Dear brain,
Regarding 'him' - stop thinking.
No more thinking about him, none, zero, zilch. He is gone and you're going to go crazy if you don't stop.
I'd also like you to be so considerate and stop thinking so I can actually sleep
A. I've hardly slept all week thanks to your late night thinking.
and more importantly
B. I have a major maths exam in 8 hours! I NEED TO BE ASLEEP! SEND OUT SOME HORMONES TO MAKE ME SLEEPY OR SOMETHING, THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR ME TO BE WIDE AWAKE THINKING ABOUT THINGS LIKE ABOVE!!

Now let me sleep, please.

OH YEAH also could you get the memory section of yourself kick started in a few hours? Actually remembering how to do the maths in this exam would be pretty dam helpful.
K thanks.

Regards,
The body you sit on top of.
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 07:41 pm
Dear Psych professor:  
You wanted a 2 to 3 paragraph essay explaining the purpose of baby talk, and the caregiver's role in it, and how it relates to the child's development. I did research on the internet, wrote out what you requested, and sent it to you. Today I received a grade of zero out of 15 points. ZERO! Your comment was that I missed the concept entirely. Sure, I can understand if you take off a few points or contact me to ask me to redo the paper. However, I think that was uncalled for. I will be visiting your office tomorrow.

Sincerely,

One of your students.
 
 
Current Mood: angry
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 11:43 pm
 

Dear R,

For all that is good and holy, TEXT ME THE FUCK BACK!
I text you, you text me, i text you again, YOU TEXT ME AGAIN. this is the way things go, capiche?!

I really wanted to see you. But more than that, i really really really needed a hug from the one person whose hugs are good on bad days.

Seriously dude. if it was earlier and not 11.45 pm I'd have told you to come round. You could have stayed over.
But now... you can sleep on your own.


Just like me.

no love, and at the moment no like either.
Your Girl.
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 04:12 pm
 
SELF-

We haven't talked in a while. THIS IS A PROBLEM.

Wake up, do your damn work and for the sake of all you hold dear DO THE FUCKING LAUNDRY.

Thank you dear!

-----

Sister,

DROP THE ATTITUDE.

Thanks!
</3~
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 03:35 pm
deviantRants  
Mostly old, though it's good to let old stuff out. It's good for the soul.

---
Dear person on #1,

...Yeah, you're still as crazy as when I met you. Yeah, we chit-chatted some and what not, but then you kept going back and forth making a total Mary Sue of your own life, how you had an evil sibling and life is like Linkin Park lyrics. Funny, I'm just checking back through your journals now, just to see if indeed you haven't changed, and sure enough, no, you really haven't. I wouldn't be surprised if you were some 40-something dock worker guy from Newark who "enjoyed" doing this sort of thing.

---
Dear person #2

Good job in getting yourself banned from dA. Nobody hacked your shit or was after you. You were being so fucking immature it was blowing my mind. Really? Someone hacked your journal and instead of reporting it right away, you sat there and got in fights with them? Uh, actually, no. I'm pretty sure that you were just arguing with yourself. I don't know what inferiority complex you have that required that kind of pathetic action, but you did it and now you have to live with the consequences. Oh yes! I also lost a lot of respect for you after that stint you pulled.

---
Dear "famous people",

How about a little less uppity and a little more nice? And people wonder why I don't typically watch people like those and only watch those I'm actually friends with, holy fuck.


 
 
12 October 2008 @ 03:31 pm
Hey roommate from hell..  

So, Roommate, you are the most immature person I have ever encountered outside of Spencer, WV. I don't care that you have ADDDDDD. You has medicine for it and you doesn't take it.....wtf.....if you are perscribed medication it is for a reason and you should take it. Also, when your boyfriend came down this weekend, you guys really did a GREAT job making me feel uncomfortable in my own fucking room. And besides having to endure you two  whispering shit and making out infront of me, you had to shower together. And while you were reenacting the ass rape scene from American History X, you knocked over my stuff in the shower and my proactiv face wash was mutilated. I know, I know...its just face wash, but it isn't cheap. At least you could have fucking told me. Now I have to fucking tote it around in a fucking Ziploc bag so it won't dry out. I honestly feel that if I had a baseball bat and sulfuric acid my problem would be sovled. I know the "Adult" thing to do is talk to you about it, but how can you talk to someone that has the maturity of a 12 year old? One night Greg and I had a spat that made me upset and when I tried to talk to you about it you fucking laughed at me!! Laughed at me.....I do not laugh at you when you comes to me with your problems. If I really wanted to be a bitch..I mean a BITCH....I would tell your boyfriend that you said he as a penis so small it falls out during sex and that his area hair is dense as a  fucking rainforest...and that your ex was the largest she had ever had. But I would only tell him that if I was a BITCH.

 
 
Current Mood: angry
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 08:00 pm
Dear Dick Ferret Customer  


 

Possibly offensive if you're sensitive to bad language XD )
 
 
Current Mood: sleepy
Current Music: Miyavi - Itoshii Hito
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 10:35 am
Oh wtf  
Dear sister,

Who the fuck goes 'number two' with the bathroom door open (unless there isn't anyone else in the house)? And who texts on the phone while they're doing it?! I thought five-year-olds did that, -not- eighteen-year-olds. My God, just close the door while you're in there, it isn't that hard. And this isn't the first time I've known of you going to the bathroom with the door open.

- Older sister who just wanted to brush her teeth.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 12:25 pm
 
Dear Boyfriends family,


FUCK OFF.
SERIOUSLY.

- Your sons/brothers/nephews/cousins very fed up girlfriend.
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 04:51 pm
 
Dear art teacher
I know you want us to do our best and all, yadda yadda yadda, but the least you could do in return is spell the names of the artists we're supposed to be researching CORRECTLY and make our lives a little bit easier!
Kesseler not Kessler.
Haeckle not Heckle.
Thanks. =_=
No love on this,
me
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 03:40 pm
Rampaging Homer Style.  
Dear other social networking site,


I am insulted by your interpretation of 'Depressed'. This --->   is not the face of a depressed person. Depressed people don't all have facial disfigurements y'know.

This:  would be more suitable, or this:  or even this:  would be more appropriate to the way I'm feeling right now.

But whatever you do, oh please god, just don't let me ever see that crappy retarded smiley again.


yours sincerely,
that psychotic one waiting at your corporation's door with an axe
 
 
Current Location: Who the fuck knows?
Current Mood: pissed off
Current Music: Who the fuck cares?
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 12:42 am
 
Dear self,

No. No, no, a THOUSAND TIMES NO! You don't like giant RP's, you like RPing on LJ even LESS, and TBF stalking character journals because you think they pwn is just BARELY this side of creepy.

It doesn't matter that it's the Master Chief, it's STILL CREEPY! Dear_Mun, you're officially my crack.

Get a grip plz, get some food, some sleep and WORK ON YOUR GAME! You've got things to change, add, fix and MAKE! So DO IT!

Annoyance,

the sensible side

Dear muses,

Bite me. I'll write later. I'll draw later. I need food and sleep NAOW. And no, none of you get your own journals. I tried that, I failed that, not doing it again. Not to mention most of you are very BAD SI's that really shouldn't be shown the light of day... I don't feel like getting fan-lynched.

Frustrated annoyance,
Your mun
 
 
Current Mood: angry
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 11:43 pm
Standing with a sign is your solution?!?  
Dear Stand Against Povery,

You are f-ing rediculous. For one minute at a designated time you want a record number of people to stand up... against poverty.
No other action, no money collected, no actual dent in poverty created...
Just stand up! Against poverty.
With a sign... one that doesn't say "Will work for food."

THIS is supposed to make politicians take notice? Are you serious or just delusional? Stop it with these useless wastes of time that make you feel good about yourself without actually doing something for the impoverished. Instead of "trying to make governments take notice" why don't you DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOURSELF!?!
There are more citizens than politicians! THERE ARE MORE OF US!
How about "Hire against Poverty" or "Handful of change against poverty" or even a FURKIN "Bakesale for Poverty" would be 1,000,000,000 times more effective that STANDING FOR ONE MINUTE!!!

I am begining to doubt the I.Q. of the collective populace.

GAH!!!


You pretensious self indulgent weiners!

No Love,
Me
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 11:30 pm
Why no one understands you.  

Dear every teenage girl alive,

Give your mom a break. I speak as the voice of reason from beyond the teenage angst. Unless she is whoring you out, neglecting to feed you, using you as a drug mule or some other illigal activity she probably IS doing her best to raise you.
You are a teenager and the world is a confusing place to your hormone addled brain, that's not totally your fault but the sooner you realize you have temporary brain damage due to being a teenager the sooner you can cash in your reality check.  As you look at your poor tired mother and think to yourself smugly that she has an easy job taking care of you consider that she probably hasn't had a good night's rest since you were born either because you were crying or because she had to take care of you while you were up and everything else while you were asleep. She wants a little respect is all. Being a mother takes an effort that you cannot understand at age 16 (unless you have kids of your own and then you have an entire different set of problems--USE A DAMN CONDOM!!!)

While I am ranting at teenage girls, your boyfriend issues are stupid. You have not found the man you want to spend the rest of your life with yet, and even if you have you don't have the life expirience to realize that. You don't know what you want or who you are because you haven't lived yet. Leave the nestbefore you decide you wanna marry Johnny Jockstrap over there. You may discover something about yourself.

In closing you are rediculous,

Tough Love,
Your aunt Carol
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 11:49 pm
...Or maybe I'm just picky.  
Dear every single person on iTunes who has ever sung Loch Lomond, ever,

YOU. ALL. SUCK. Seriously, how fucking hard is it to sing that song and not make it sound like utter shit? It's a very simple and very beautiful tune, and yet YOU ALL BUTCHER IT. ALL OF YOU. S'matter of fact, the only people I've heard sing it to my satisfaction was Cantus Certus. That is, MY CHOIR. THAT I SUNG WITH IN HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOLERS can sing it better than you motherfuckers can. What does that say about you?

NO jazz. NO rock or country singers. NO saccharine, peppy background music. And for the LOVE OF GOD, NO. FUCKING. GUITAR-SHREDDING. I don't WANT to rock out, or jazz out, or whatthefuckever, to this song. I want to be moved. Moved to tears, even. If you can't sing it without resorting to gimmicks, then don't fucking sing it. EVER. THIS MEANS YOU, BENNY GOODMAN. Actually, speaking of which, why is it that THAT version of the song is ALL OVER ITUNES? It's the one that SUCKS THE WORST.

No love for any of you...

No, actually, wait, before I close...there is one exception I'll make. Realtime, your version is fantastic. It did what it was supposed to do: that is, be simple, sad and PRETTY. Good job. You win a prize.

Okay. That said......y'all suck. Srsly.

Screaming bloody murder (which sounds far better than all the versions of Loch Lomond I've heard thus far),
Q
 
 
12 October 2008 @ 03:57 am
GAH..just got back from work..  

dear fucking dickhead customer.

 


lots of cursing.. )
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 11:13 pm
A word of advice  
Dear stupid lady,
Here is a friendly bit of advice: When you are poking your fingers inside a rooster's cage (don't even get me started on that stupidity), you need to GET YOUR HAND OUT OF THERE IF HE RAISES HIS FEATHERS AT YOU. This is not cute and he does not like you.  He wants you to go away.  I just wish he would have pecked you.  They would have needed to haul me away because I would have been laughing so much.
Hoping you haven't spawned yet,
jellybean_2007
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 09:56 pm
Guys are bastards  
Dear ex,

You know I'm still struggling to get over you. Why the hell would you post that you're in love with someone else two weeks after we broke up?

Hurting,
The girl who just can't quit you!

Dear evil bastard,
So. I hear you're making up stories about me behind my back, and also telling me shit about other girls. Where the hell do you get off doing that?! You're obviously lying, and that one girl didn't even want to tell me about what you said because she thought it was too cruel.

So, apparently, I'm fucked up/weird, and you hate me.

Thanks ever so. You know I just got out of a bad relationship, and you invited me over to your place. You did not ever ditch me, and I did not show up at your room. You lied so many times I don't know where to start.

Fuck you to hell and back a squillion times,
one of the many girls you played
 
 
Current Mood: angry
Current Music: Moi... Lolita - Alizee
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 01:53 pm
 
dear cramps,
yday was my birthday. why did you have to come at the end of the night while i was hanging out with my friends?! i was just trying to enjoy my night but you had to stab me with multiple knives in my uterus for 4 fucking hours straight to the point where i couldn't drive home >:O
HOW INCONSIDERATE!
 
 
Current Music: the adicts- california
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 01:17 pm
i hope i'm not wasting my time with you  
Dear you --

argh...why is it, that, out of my 22 years of living, you are the first guy i click with sooooo well and i don't just want to hook up with you...but you don't want to be in relationships?

im really glad you enjoy spending time with me, too, but i hope i don't fall for you, because right now it's kind of bad that i already have this giant crush on u because i looooove talking to you a lot in class and i love hanging out with you after class, too. i'm glad you're honest about this up front,

but i really don't like how you're sleepin with a girl u work with, cause one of these days i'm gonna wanna sleep with u, too, but i don't like the idea of knowing that you're messin' with someone else in the process.

ugh, i wish u'd just stick to messin' around with me

siiiighhghhh
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 11:04 am
 
Dear girlfriend,

I know you have problems. We are still dating despite our days being broken into bad parts and good parts. Sometimes more bad things occur than good things (like this week, when you kept getting sick). But for the love of god, stop buying shit when you broke down last night about potential debt! I know you are dirt poor and I will never hold that against you! In fact, I get sad every time I hear that you have more debt with each passing sickness. However, breaking down and spending money that you don't have to buy a new voice recorder to calm your panic attack is not good! You told me that you were using money designated for things other than purchasing your voice recorder to purchase that voice recorder! I love you and I want you to have money to get out of your debt. I am glad you realized that repairing your bike now is implausible and will put you in serious debt. I'd have to yell at you if you spent more money that you didn't have.

I will help as much as I can. My parents give me money each month, and part of it will go to you (the part that I don't need to pay for gas and food). Until then, try your best to keep your chin up. Stop panicking. Take your happy pills so you won't break down and yell at me when you lose something (because you are so mad that you lost it that you need to vent, and I'm the nearest person who will listen). I love you and I will never (not yet, anyway), be mad at you. I just want you to get better, and the thought that I, a mere teacher, might be the primary wage-earner in the relationship is scary. But we'll stretch that teacher's salary I'll be earning in two years as far as it will go to fix shit. I promise. Until then, don't yell at me. I hate being reminded that I am also poor without my parent's help.

Some love,

A disgruntled Wingless Caveman

Dear American society,

You suck. People shouldn't have mounting debt in a country that claims people have equal rights. I'm losing faith in you every day. If you threaten to bomb one more country in which I have relatives (and actually do so), I'm leaving and not coming back. And the American government sucks. Stop using trickle down economics. Its not working! I have parents with money and I never had to deal with money problems. Now I realize how one-sided it is that I can have money and people like my girlfriend can't because she was born into a poor family. Is it fair to keep people down like that? I hope those of you involved in this mess straighten up or resign.

- An unhappy Wingless Caveman.
 
 
Current Mood: contemplative
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 04:11 pm
 

Dear Tutor,
You have rendered me incapable of redrafting my personal statement due to my enraged response to your inane, unhelpful comments.
You say, and I quote *ahem* 'You also need to mention a specific(ish) course'

Sorry, did you miss the first line of the damn essay? 'I have decided to read English and French at university'

I can't make that more specific. I want to study French. I also want to study English. How is that complicated? The name of the fucking course is (you'll be astounded by this)...'English and French'. Not English Lit and French. Not English and French Studies. Just 'English and French' goddamnit.

Ok, I know I know, I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but if you'd actually given me any useful advice other than 'too long', atleast I'd have a bloody idea what molehills I should actually be looking for.

Yours sincerely,
enraged student

PS; your English lessons suck too.


Dear Brain,
Find something other than 'Black and Gold' to listen to. Seriously. *points gun*
love,
your body

 
 
Current Location: l'angleterre
Current Mood: irritated
Current Music: Black And Gold - Sam Sparro
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 03:15 pm
 
Dear internet connection or whatever the hell is making it do this,

STOP MAKING MY INTERNET SLOW. It's really, really, reaaaalllyy starting to get on my nerves. I have to wait at least three minutes for my page to load and that is TOO LONG. Why are you doing this now? WHY?

Annoyed and impatient,
Kate
 
 
Current Mood: irritated
Current Music: Muse - Sing for Absolution | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 04:51 am
You're interupting my music piracy!!  
Dear The Track Team,

Thank you so much for finally putting the music from Avatar episode "The Headband" up on your MySpace page. It's nice to finally hear it without all the dialog and that annoying cut to Zuko and Iroh in prison. But seriously, the least you could've done is NOT put it in that retarded MySpace Music thing! Using RealPlayer, I used to leech the music off of you with the "Download this Clip" feature. Now all I get is a stupid error cuz of MySpace Music's douchebaggery. Fucking fix this NOW please!

pissed off,

your loyal fan who is still awaiting an official Avatar soundtrack release

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear RealPlayer,

I'm not going to lie. You guys had this awesome thing going with the "Download this Clip" feature. Now if you could just get your asses in gear and fix this MySpace Music cockblock, then we'll REALLY be in business! GET TO WORK, ASSHOLES!

no further respect until you fix the problem,

girl who uses you to leech media goodies offline
 
 
11 October 2008 @ 01:15 am
 
Dear Bookstores,

I have the utmost love for bookstores. I have a great respect and severe job envy for bookstore employees. HOWEVER I ASK WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU STICK A BARCODE STICKER ON THE PAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A BOOK?! Granted this one came off easily without any damage to the page. But what if it hadn't?! I know other people have encountered this problem with manga, but now you've moved on to regular books.

Who thought it would be a great idea to obscure someone's reading of a page, potentially damage a book that a person paid a fair sum of money for, and generally irritate and inconvenience a reader? Is it for some random security purpose? It's not like an ink tag that will explode when take it out the store past the security sensors. Nor do I think it makes any noise when taken past the sensor.

Seriously this sticker barcode thing in the middle of a book is just plain stupid. This practice needs to stop. Hopefully, I will not be finding another barcode sticker in another of my books in the future.

--A Rather Disgruntled Reader
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 05:36 pm
Dear_Stupid_Asses:  


Dear women in the SUV,

What the fuck is wrong with you?  You blatantly ran a red light, because of your god damn stupidity.  Seriously, you need to take some driving classes; not to mention, learn to purchase a bluetooth. 
Using your cellphone while driving is completely idiotic, especially when you run a red light and continue through still on your cellphone.  All three lanes had to swerve and slam on the brakes to avoid hitting you. 

I swear, I wanted to smash into your side to teach you a god damn lesson. 

People like you deserve to lose their licence, and I sincerely hope you do.

Fuck you,

The green Nissan Altima



Dear Boyfriend,

You need to get your shit together or I will leave.  I love you, but I need that stabability of knowing I can settle down with you one day.  Not worry that you will remain immature and irresponsible.

Love,

Me <3



Dear J,

After meeting that Sunday, I came to realize that I could never love you nor could I ever see myself being intimate or in a relationship with you.
I feel that you are extremely below my league for the fact that you are exactly as you were in junior high; an immature, manipulative,  unsure little boy stuck in a man's body. 

From,

Me

 
 
Current Mood: cranky
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 02:09 pm
 
Dear power,

Fix yourself. I don't want it to be cold and dark and still dead when I get home. My laptop will need charging, and I need distractions that can only be done with POWER. (Like food, video games... hell, even DRAWING, cause I need the liiight.)

Annoyance,

The girl with no power and little patience.
 
 
Current Mood: aggravated
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 05:35 pm
 
Dear roommate:

Good God in heaven, I am glad I found someone else to room with next year. I HATE YOU. Okay? I have been trying so damn hard to make this easy on both of us, cleaning when I have time, keeping our room stocked with yummy food, dragging your ass all over town so you can finish the assignments for your classes.

BUT NO MORE.

I'm fucking done. The trash is FLOWING OUT OF THE TRASHCAN, and you have been in the room ALL FUCKING DAY doing NOTHING - you have no classes today and you don't work! - but the minute I walk in after six hours of work and class you start bitching about how the trash needs to be taken out. I'm sorry, what? No. It bothers you that fucking much, then you can do it. And I'm sorry, but MY stuff is moving into your space? What about YOUR boxes that've been sitting by MY bed for the past month? I fall over them every G--damn morning getting out of bed and have ASKED YOU NICELY many times to please find something else to do with them - there are plenty of recycling bins all over campus, if that's what you want to do, since you're all green and shit, but there's a Dumpster behind the building where they're about to end up. Yes, my bag of polyfill has fallen over and is now "technically" three inches onto "your" side of the room. It's behind your fucking guitar stand! It's not even in your way AT ALL. And y'know what? You don't like television. I get that. But I love movies, and I like to watch Charmed when I come home from work and class. If the noise bothers you that much, you can WALK TEN FEET DOWN THE HALL to the quiet study room on our hall, or you can walk three minutes down the hill to the library. I do my studying while you watch YouTube WITHOUT YOUR HEADPHONES - I have been sure to be considerate and wear my headphones whenever I listen to music or watch movies on my computer, so that you don't have to listen to my stuff, but you apparently do not have the same consideration, but whatever - and don't complain, because if it bothered me, I'd leave. I turn the TV off when you ask, even when it's just so you can watch your stupid shows on YouTube. It bugs me, because sometimes there's something else on I want to watch, but I do it because, oh, I don't know, IT'S THE NICE THING TO DO. I know you're the baby of your family and you have anxiety issues or whatthefuckever so you're used to everyone catering on you hand and foot, but I won't. I have clinical depression, but I'm the big sister in my family and I know that sometimes you have to just deal with your own issues and suck it up and let other people get their way so that everyone's happy. YOU are going to have to sacrifice a few things in order to keep BOTH OF US happy.

Oh, and quit eating all my damn food! You have yet to pay me back for the gas I used up driving you all over town, but I'm willing to let that one slide - don't think I'm doing it again. Next time I drive you somewhere, you're coughing up a twenty. Get over it or find a new driver. You have yet to buy any of your own groceries, and yet you ate ALL MY G--DAMN OREOS and half my Tostitos without even a second thought. I'm done with it. I've been trying really hard to just keep my mouth shut and keep the peace, but I'm not doing it anymore. You need to grow up and start acting like an adult instead of whining about how lonely you are and being a bitch to me. I miss my family, too, but laying around moaning about it isn't going to help. I am not your mother, you are not a child. I would rather live with my eight-year-old sisters; at least they know how to clean up after themselves and to leave things alone that aren't theirs. I may seriously move in with Kayla at the end of this semester if things don't change around here - FAST.

NO LOVE. AT ALL. GOD, I JUST HATE YOU SO MUCH,

Your super-pissed roommate
 
 
Current Mood: furious
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 09:39 pm
Dear taxi driver  
When you drop off your fare, do you

a. Pull over safely to the side of the road, indicating

b. Pull into a side road without signalling or checking mirrors

c. Jam on the brakes in the middle of the main road without any prior notification

I do hope that my poor car suffers no damage as a result of having to go over the kerb to avoid you earlier, arsehole. Report me at your peril, moron!

Me
 
 
Current Location: In bed
Current Mood: moody
Current Music: Whatever Felice is watching on his PC
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 01:15 pm
 
Dear last.fm.com:
Why do some of the song are only preview??? I want to listen to the whole song, not part of the song. It annoying. Please stop the preview song thingy.
Annoying user:
me
 
 
Current Mood: bored
Current Music: Superchic[k] - Beauty From Pain | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 12:38 pm
Ugh  
Dear Headaches:
Go away. It really annoying. I have enough of shit to deal with already. I don't need you to make me feel even worst.
So go away.
Unfortunate:
Me

Dear *The Ice-Man* paper i need to write:
Write yourself. I can't think of any reason why the *Ice-Man* killed so damn many people beside he is angry and hate his dad, what else can i explained in a 1 page paper??? I hate writing you.
Annoy student:
Me
 
 
Current Mood: annoyed
Current Music: Dan Hill - Sometimes When We Touch | Powered by Last.fm
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 07:47 pm
I haven't ranted in a while...  
Dear school,

Go away.

Sick of you already,
Kate


Dear english teacher,

Yes. Hi there. It's me, the student in your class who you like to pick on because I'm quiet. About that. Now I really don't like you anyway. You are boring, you speak in a constant monotone and you are one of the most patronising people I have ever met. I am very fond of your subject and would probably be doing a lot better if I had a different teacher who didn't make every lesson something I would prefer to sleep through.

I KNOW the point of the roleplay is to "be a character that isn't something you already are" but YOU know how uncomfortable I am speaking in front of people. I don't know what you're expecting of me at all. Do you want me to suddenly leap onto the table and burst into the can can? I just don't know. I am trying my best with your stupid roleplay (which isn't even relevant, by the way. We should be reading the novel by now like everyone else) and all you do is critisise me and tell me that I am "speaking too quietly". I don't CARE if you give me a shitty grade for this roleplay thing. I couldn't care less! Just PLEASE stop telling me that I'm too quiet as if it's a bad thing. If I was loud, obnoxious and generally rude, you wouldn't like me either. I can't win! Just get off my case, would you!

No love whatsoever,
The quiet student who sits and talks (YES, TALKS!) to the loud girl who you dislike even more.


Dear media studies teacher,

NOBODY speaks to my best friend the way you did today. NOBODY. It's your own damn fault for picking a room with not enough computers to accomodate us all, so don't shout in her face just because she didn't get one in time. And no, we will NOT barge through all the stupid girls who hate us to get to a computer first because we do not want to be beaten up. Can't you get that through your stupid head? Some of the girls in that class HATE us and frequently like to voice their hatred. I think that's a perfectly good reason why we won't elbow them out of the way to get to a computer.

Oh and another thing, please don't make us all log off the computers and move to a bigger room AFTER shouting at my friend for not getting a computer. WHAT WAS THE POINT? We moved rooms anyway, you prat.

I liked this subject before you started teaching it. You'd better not be teaching me next year.

From the student in your class who actually does the work and gets good grades but still gets hated on by you.
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
Current Music: Sunburn - Muse
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 12:40 pm
ARRRRRGHALSDKJCAWELKJAASC I HATE THIS ELECTION.  
Dear advocates calling me "on the behalf of John McCain,"

YOU'RE CALLING ME. WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME. STOP CALLING ME. I'LL KILL YOU ALL.

At least you're live operators, which means that the next time I get a call from one of you people, I can at least say "please do not call me ever again, ever," and actually talk to a real human being, instead of a robot recording.

But come on guys. Why would you think I'd consider voting for John McCain? Why would you think I'd change my mind because of a simple phone call? Why would you think this is a good idea? I don't care WHAT he's going to do to the economy, I don't want to hear it.

Oh, and by the way, THIS GOES FOR OBAMA SUPPORTERS TOO. I haven't gotten calls from any of you people yet, but DON'T START. DON'T CALL ME. DON'T DO IT. EVER.

Please don't make me beg.

Imploring from the depths of my very soul,
Q

Dear John McCain,

...As if I didn't ALREADY have a damn good excuse for not voting for you (*cough*SarahPalinmakesmewanttokickpuppies*cough*), now you've just made my resolve even stronger. Your own followers have made sure that you NEVER get my vote. EVER.

Just sayin',
Q
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 04:00 pm
 
Dear that guy who says 'respect, bro' to everyone and tried to attack my friends,

WTF is wrong with you?
If you want to bash my friends about being who they are, will you please do it JUST THE ONCE and then GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE.

I get it that you think they're weird and annoying. i do too sometimes, but you don't need to tell them ten million times.
I GET IT.

Screw You, burn in hell.
Me x

Dear Art Coursework,

Just go somewhere far, far away and get someone else to finish you. I'm too tired and too busy to even HALF care about you.

Going To Fail,
Me x
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 08:34 am
 
Dear Dr. J.S.,

You are extremely rude to your students and make awful remarks about them in front of them, which really should not be the case in a graduate program. Your assignments are dry and uninteresting, and I am not learning anything from your class other than hating this program (and you) more and more each day. I signed up for this class because I thought a "humor in cinema" course would be very enjoyable and educational at the same time, but I guess they forgot to mention you got a little bit of a nazi regime going on in there. I am sick of this s#!%, and can't wait for this semester to be over... and I refuse to let this anger against you ruin my Friday. I'm gonna go out there and work without even thinking of you once, because I deserve to be in a better mood than the crappy one you inspire in me. Please go burn in hell.

Sincerely,

Me!
 
 
Current Mood: angry
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 12:56 pm
 
Dear College,

WTF YO?! You blocked myspace?! You've probably blocked god knows how many others like Facebook! Now how am I supposed to amuse myself for 30 minutes or so waiting for my bus to the other site?!

We're not children - are we?

Not impressed whatsoever,
3rd year student
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 03:27 am
Dear insomnia,  
You know it's 3:30, right? And you know that I have to catch a bus at 7 and be at school by 7:30, right? I've tried everything. Why can't you let me sleep?

Not amused,

It's three fucking AM.
 
 
Current Mood: exhausted
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 01:04 am
dear people who feel the need to misbehave when they stay at a hotel....  
please, please, if you absolutely HAVE to get drunk and act like idiots, don't think that I would like to join in on the "fun" too and ask if I want to have a drink or of I can open the pool JUST FOR YOU. NO. I don't want a drink, I'm WORKING dumbasses!! And seriously, do they open the pool for you at the other hotels you've been at??? Because ok, we'll say maybe this is the 1st time some of you have stayed at a hotel, but, enough of you have asked me this to make that impossible for ALL of you. Then, you make so much noise, that the people in other rooms get to call me and tell me about it, then I get to call you and ask you to quiet down. It's still a hotel, even if you're drunk!!! There are OTHER people here, you didn't rent the ENTIRE hotel. Did you know that?

Oh, and it's great that you think I'm the best thing since sliced bread because I gave you a wake up call and told you where the snack machine is...........thanks.............yeah.



Do you act like this at home? The place where you SHOULD be right now?


no love, the girl you get to annoy the hell out of ALL NIGHT.(and I mean it, all-freakin-night)
 
 
Current Mood: working
 
 
09 October 2008 @ 09:31 pm
 

Dear Forum,

I am trying to be a good member, I really am.  I contribute when I can, I post when I can.  I try to bring some useful things to the topic.

It is very discouraging, though, when every fucking time I post somewhere, that thread immediately dies.

I can't be the most annoying person on this forum!  Why are you all ignoring me?  x___x

No love,
The member continually wondering WHY THE HELL she is still a member

 
 
10 October 2008 @ 05:08 am
Another one...  
Dear brain,

Please, please, please will you just shut the hell up and go to sleep. You're keeping me awake for no good reason! I'm tired, it's past 5am and I have to be up for work at 7.30am, so give me a couple of hours sleep so I don't start seeing or hearing weird shit whilst I'm at work because, somehow, I don't think that would go down well with my manager, as you well know. You did the selfsame thing last night AND the night before - don't you think that's a little selfish? Has it not occurred to you, in your infinite wisdom, that I do actually need to sleep at some point?

Anyway, just calm down or I'll have to hit you with a large and/or heavy object. Like a frying pan. Trust me, that is not an idle threat.

Yours in extreme sleepiness,

Me. 
 
 
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: blank
Current Music: Walk Through The Fire from "Once More With Feeling" (Buffy musical :D)
 
 
10 October 2008 @ 03:55 am
Stupid STUPID computer!!!!  
Dear Computer,

First of all, let me say that I like you very much. Really, I do - you've got a lot of nice HD memory etc and most of the time you work pretty well.

However, you really need to stop doing the thing where you just freeze for no reason. It's incredibly annoying, so just stop it. NOW. Funnily enough, I like to run more than one fricken program at a time, so stop having a bloody fit everytime I open, say, Google Chrome and iTunes!! I KNOW there are no other unnecessary programs running in the background, and I also know that you have a nice chunk of RAM whirring away inside you, so WTF???? Also, make GIMP stop doing that thing where I have a browser open and GIMP says 'You do not have enough memory to open GIMP' or whatever. That crap is ticking me off big time. I need my browser open when I'm using GIMP...you know this. You never used to be like this.

Was it something I said?

Hoping we can come to some sort of compromise,

Your faithful user. 
 
 
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Music: Enter Sandman - Metallica
 
 
09 October 2008 @ 08:13 pm
 
Cut to hide my shame... )
 
 
09 October 2008 @ 08:46 pm
When I should be doing my homework instead...  
Dear self,

Way to leave TWO VERY SHARP KNIVES in VERY OPAQUE dishwater. That's not ill-advised or dangerous at all. And I love how you did this even though you used to complain when people did it at your old job. You're lucky you didn't get cut, dumbass.

Mixin' up a recipe for disaster,
Q
 
 
09 October 2008 @ 11:24 am
Dear Insufferable Internet Kids,  
Dear People Who Got Banned From Serenity-Ragnarok-Online:
Grow up. Honestly.

To address you individually:

Ali,
I don't normally fly off the handle and insult people, but you have done it to me countless times, and on websites I frequent, no less. Unlike you, I work. Full time. I have a family to take care of, and "updating my profile" is not my priority, so pointing out to a forum community that I haven't updated it in months is not ruining my reputation, it's just annoying me. You fail.

Toraith:
I don't know why you were so convinced I hated you, but after incessantly complaining to my friends about it, now I do. Good job. Man, I envy you though - if only we ALL could sit at home 24/7, have no job, masturbate all day and tell everyone about it. Prick.

Joshy:
You got banned from Justin's Ragnarok Online server because you broke rules repeatedly for months. The bannings took place over a month ago. Stop texting my boyfriend to tell him to tell me how angry you are. Stop IMing me from "anonymous" screen names and insulting me. Stop sending me e-mails and trying to contact me on facebook, or hell, ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET.
I DON'T EVEN WORK FOR THAT SERVER ANYMORE.
I don't care to speak to you. If I did, I would make the effort to do so. But frankly, I didn't care to speak to you when you played on the same server as me, so why would I want to now? O_o;;

All Others Involved:
Shut up.

With Love,
Hutchy(Jessmo.)
Now gtfo.