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[Jun. 4th, 2008|06:08 pm] |
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Dear Nat Ports,
How's everything going with Devendra? Are you even still with him, or are you going to jump right back into Gael's arms @___@?
love,
meeee |
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[Oct. 6th, 2007|10:14 am] |
Dear Natalie,
Please, please, PLEASE get a stylist! You dress like shit. It's pathetic. |
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[Aug. 13th, 2007|11:17 pm] |
Where the fuck have you been, Missy? Hmm? You were supposed to be home hours ago!
Grounded! That's what you are! |
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[Jul. 7th, 2007|03:29 pm] |
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Dear Natalie,
Why do Japanese guys have the best hair ever??
♥,
really into hair. |
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[Jun. 4th, 2007|09:28 pm] |
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Hey Natalie,
I was wondering if you needed a roommate. I'm having to move back home, but I'm not sure how long I can last there. It would be really cool to live with you...I'm a good roommate! |
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[Apr. 8th, 2007|10:54 pm] |
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I bet you hate Sanjaya. I bet you don't get his appeal.
Lighten up, would you? |
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[Mar. 13th, 2007|10:51 am] |
Dear Natalie,
I hear that the North Sea is kinda rough at this time of year. I could really do without this, as I'm terrified of boats in the first place. Can something not be done about this? It seems like a very disorganised kind of system, and not something that we - as intelligent people - should just blindly accept.
Best regards,
Josh |
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[Jan. 1st, 2007|06:30 pm] |
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I would have kissed you at midnight, dammit. Instead I was sitting on some random guy's gross couch next to my friend and her boyfriend. |
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[Dec. 24th, 2006|06:26 am] |
Dear Natalie,
I've been listening to Soul Coughing a lot recently. Have you ever heard them? I think you might like them. I can burn you one of their albums if you want.
Sincerely,
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ornithopter |
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[Nov. 9th, 2006|09:53 pm] |
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OMGzzzzZZ NATALIEEEE! DID U NO??!!!!! BRIT AND KFED ARE DIVORCING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1one |
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[Nov. 6th, 2006|08:17 am] |
dear natalie,
did you know that going to college doesn't make you smart, just educated, and that there is a very obvious difference between these two qualities?
yeah, i didn't think you did.
love,
your best frenemy |
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[Nov. 2nd, 2006|08:42 pm] |
Dear Natalie,
I notice you haven't gotten any notes lately, so I thought I'd write one to you out of the goodness of my heart. Don't want you to be lonely or anything!
I am currently reading The Other Boleyn Girl, and I am so fucking confused. Mary and Anne. In the book it says Mary is the baby of the family. But on the book's website it says ANNE is younger. WTF? You trying to mess with my head?
Love,
Alison
PS. Can't wait for the movie to come out!!!
PPS. You playing Anne or Mary? |
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[Sep. 29th, 2006|11:17 pm] |
Dear Natalie,
I saw "Closer" for the first time tonight.
You make a great stripper. And I love the wigs.
Yours,
adrogantia |
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[Sep. 11th, 2006|01:20 pm] |
Dear Natalie,
my dear, your ass is grass if i find out there is even the SUGGESTION of a romance between yours and Jason Bateman's characters in that Magorium movie. i mean it natalie, you best keep your hands off my Bateman. and don't give me the excuse that "it's just acting." c'mon, we all know you don't act.
i'll be watching, so you better watch your back. . . . |
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[Sep. 8th, 2006|12:59 pm] |
Dear Natalie,
Now that I'm out of college, I feel like my life has no purpose. I don't have any friends at home, and I'm having a lot of trouble finding a job. What should I do? I'd ask you to hang out with me, but I'm too shy :(
Love,
bellichka |
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[Sep. 8th, 2006|11:22 am] |
Dear Natalie,
Johnny Depp and I are discussing the possibility of him taking a portion of his earnings and putting it towards buying me an island, right next to his. I thought you would like to know that you are welcome to my island any time.
Please write back and let me know if you're willing to bring some booze when you come. Also, bring a beach chair.
Love,
me |
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[Sep. 4th, 2006|02:00 am] |
dear natalie
did u know that you can get cervical cancer from a common virus, HPV? maybe u should tell ur mother
or your daughter
tell someone |
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[Sep. 1st, 2006|03:50 pm] |
dear natalie,
i'm kind of obsessed with groupies. i know you probably know nothing of that life, you being all things clean and pure, but i think manifesting your love for a band in blow-jobs is both gross and fascinating. anyway, i like studying both rock star and groupie as a sort of sociology project of understanding that dynamic. in my research i've found a plethora of info on rock star's fetishes and yes, stds, which brings me to my question. it pains me to tell you that senor Moby, who presents himself as such a gentle soul, has chlamydia and refuses to wear a condom when rockin tha boat. i know you natalie, and i know you've touched this boy's peen. are you aware of this fact? do you know if you have chlamydia? more importantly, am i even spelling chlamydia correctly? i'm concerned, please have your bits checked out, k?
ta, love
p.s. doesn't chlamydia sound like a flower? |
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