Beyond Birthday (one of several) ([info]beyond_l) wrote in [info]dear_mun,
@ 2009-07-01 20:17:00
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Entry tags:[canon] death note, [rpg] dndressingroom, [rpg] thealphabet_rp

The Alphabet/[info]dndressingroom
B believes it is time we had a discussion about his dignity.

B is aware he is rarely well groomed, he crawls about on all fours, and enjoys being as socially repugnant as possible. Nevertheless one thing B is not is a bottom.

If you let that Scouse man touch me while I am in a coma it is not just his wrists B will break. B does enjoy the idea of this fic you're toying with though where B tops him, let's make this canon if we have the opportunity.

In fact when you come back from hiatus B has a list of people he would like to top.

-L (When was the last time L had a conversation with his Backup? I do believe we could use some more time to bond. B wants to ask him if he enjoyed his gift.)

-A (When is his mun going to finally kill that little wretch? Talk about cruelty, at this point B would only be putting him out of his misery.)

-Jenner Loveless (This is what B means by preserving his dignity- you let an NPC totally incapacitate him. B demands he be given his pound of flesh for this.)

-F (The old standard but B does enjoy the on-going game. Also perhaps he could introduce me to FF-she looks rather fun.)

-Kaiser (Nevermind, the good doctor would no doubt be begging B visit his office every Monday night if he did. And I have to keep up on my L stalking.)

-And in no particular order Marburg, Y, Leech, Masque, Mello...etc. Everyone.

Now what is this about A and Marburg naming a kitten after me? His name will be Jiji.

-B.

P.S. Will you send B back to [info]dndressingroom when he has Y howling for his blood? It would be a fun game, but B would not like to be disadvantaged by losing his memories. Do not even contemplate allowing [info]chilichoc to shoot me-I may be a Shinigami but I feel pain. Also being injured by a female alternate of that blond brat would be so undignified.


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[info]m_arburg
2009-07-02 01:42 am UTC (link)
Ya sure ya dun loike being topped mate? I 'eard from a very sneaky cat that ya indeed do.

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[info]beyond_l
2009-07-02 01:46 am UTC (link)
If Marburg believes B likes to be topped, B invites him to attempt it.

Also, what is this about a kitten named "Backup"?

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[info]y_ou
2009-07-02 01:48 am UTC (link)
I will stab you before you lay a hand on me.

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[info]beyond_l
2009-07-02 01:52 am UTC (link)
Oh You...you know B loves a challenge. Though he like to know what he did to deserve such hostility.

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[info]y_ou
2009-07-02 01:58 am UTC (link)
I appreciate being cockblocked just as much as you would.

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[info]beyond_l
2009-07-02 02:02 am UTC (link)
Cockblocked? Y, what excatly are you talking about? B does not recall ever interfering with your intimate life...in fact B recalls attempting to get you to join in one some "fun" he was having with F once.

My mun says F has something to do with this? Please You, do finish the thought.

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[info]first_successor
2009-07-02 01:50 am UTC (link)
My mun and I are both highly offended at this list, Backup. That's a lie, I'm offended, she's just amused.

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[info]beyond_l
2009-07-02 01:53 am UTC (link)
Alternate as amused as B is as well he begs the question-when are you not offended by my actions?

It's not my fault you are a self righteous prat all the time.

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[info]chilichoc
2009-07-02 02:21 pm UTC (link)
...Excuse me?

You're well down the list from that bastard Yagami, anyway. I've already threatened him; a girl has to prioritize.

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[info]beyond_l
2009-07-02 02:34 pm UTC (link)
B is not thrilled by the idea, that blond brat is enough trouble male and ten years old-B does not appreciate having an older female version to tangle with. My Mun just sniggered at the idea when you informed A you had a gun when he expressed fright at confronting me. He has many shields, but B will break every single last one just like he did [info]wammys_anhero.

Of course if you do get in the way of B's plan for A, he does not discriminate if a person is male or female.

Just because I am a homocidial bastard apparently my Mun does not even flinch when I get stabbed, or suffer major head trauma. A gun shot would really just be the next step.

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[info]chilichoc
2009-07-03 01:11 am UTC (link)
Mmph, I'm not about to give A a gun. Sweet kid, not stable. If a Mello wants to be your bodyguard, you fucking well let her, you know?

The bitch who types for me was excited your mun thought of me at all, but I won't let her make me interfere. Unless Ryuuzaki gets involved. Then all bets are off. No, she's not likely to let me get over this L-hero-worship thing anytime soon.

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