You think this is going to even work? I thought Riqis and Terra were fighting today. Why would I worry about this when I want to make sure they're okay?

...Fine, fine. I'll just wait until this is over to talk to them.

I finally understand what I can do to help restore the planet. I want to finish the planning quickly.

... Why are you making me follow him?



Just find the time first. Those illustrations won't draw themselves. And you better have a good plan, I don't want to end up losing it again... Are you sure you want to use this username?

Do you have to send me there? I get that it's just a dressing room, but...

Well, think it over some more. Please?

Mundane.

It's...been awhile, hasn't it? After all, you read my tale a long while back, so much so that you're not even sure of my voice anymore. You don't even know why you made this account. You only remember the legend, but isn't that all there is to remember?

This wouldn't be the first time I find myself in the mind of Man. But to be honest, your mind is rather...crowded. The spirit of the Varg is to run free, and I am uncomfortable around your other...muses, as you call them.

...perhaps you should relearn my tale. And become comfortable with my voice enough that you'll let me stretch my legs. I've been dead for quite some time.

I'd love to run again.

- Larka

Dear Mundane,

It has been roughly 18.39 months since the last time you played me at all, and longer ago that you felt confident in my voice. You have concluded on numerous occasions that I am - in your words - "unplayable" without accompanying cast.

"Perhaps even unplayable with the whole god d--n cast, I don't even know what I'm doing" were your exact words.

Yes, I do remember.

Perhaps you ought to use a dressing room, or musebox, while you contemplate whether or not this is truly a wise course of action, and a thorough canon review would not be amiss, either.

With regards,
Lord Vetinari

Dear mun,

I know what you did to your other Kira. Don't think of trying anything similar with me, especially considering what you've decided to put us all through. If anyone were to read something like that...

This plot with Ichimaru isn't going to go well for me, is it? Even if I believe he was hypnotised, which I will admit is possible -- nobody else is going to accept him, and certainly not as a fellow captain. And he is definitely not staying in the Third Division. Under any circumstances. Period.

If you're really planning on applying for your third character, oughtn't you to get on with it? The paperwork might be the most exhausting part of it, but those in a position of responsibility can't afford to leave it to someone else. If I've learnt anything from being a fukutaichou, it's that paperwork gets done faster when you stop procrastinating over it.

Sincerely,
吉良 イヅル
Kira Izuru

My, my, my dearest mundane. So, it seems you're determined to hold on to me, no matter what? What a curious creature you are~

Why don't you afford an old man such as myself a bit of rest? You know these old bones aren't quite what they used to be. ♥

It's nice to have a setting to wander around after being kept to personal fiction and all. So, thanks for lettin' me out. And quit being so nervous about it, kid; you know you'll do fine, and so do I. It's a good place to start. Just be sure to keep up.

Much as it amuses you to throw me in such a place when, as you've put it, I have problems even tying my own shoelaces...





Riff. Find him.

I know you're excited, but do you really have to count down the time until the next, er... "podpop"? That seems a bit much if you ask me, mun.

... Well yes, I do want to be reunited with Nanoha. Stop trying to bring her up whenever I try talking to you. But I can be patient until Tuesday, at least.

Hey, my servant,

First you were too nervous to make an account for me and when you do it and join with me to the Dressing Room, you become too nervous to do anything! You posted with me, someone answered, if you don't have enough courage left to answer to him right now because you're tired and you whinge that your English is not so good because of it, go to sleep and answer tomorrow! Do you know what time is it? You have school today!

Geez, get some self-confidence, you. Your English will start to get better when you get more practice. You should believe people too when they say that it's gotten better and that you speak well enough even if you fail sometimes.

B-Rabbit

[Waltzes in with...a...uh...rooster? On a leash?]

Dear Mun,

1. No I am not going to eat it.
2. Sexcalibur is an awesome name for it, though.
3. This is a little silly, but if it'll get you to stop moping about some bitches and whores (yeah, I said it) then let's do this.
3b. Not that I care, it's just annoying that I can't play unless you're in a good mood and-
3c. Ugh- you know what, nevermind! Let's get this party started!

[Picks the rooster up under one arm, and points dramatically into the distance.]

ONWARD, SEXCALIBUR!

Dear Mun,


I realize that you think having an Apollo would be wonderful, but I have to disagree. While I of course would be honored to see Lord Apollo, I would rather he stay in power at Olympus. So many of the other gods have fallen, I do not want to see the same fate bestowed upon Lord Apollo.

I also think think there has to be a little bit of a sadistic streak in you to want a Neoptolemus. I realize that the two of us got along quite well or so I've read, but my arrival has already caused so much trouble. If you throw him into the mix, there will be absolute chaos.

Please think this over,
Sincerely,
Helenus

I'm not talking to you.

Just... lose my voice already and leave me alone.

Hey Mun,

Why do you keep talking about how I'm hanging out in a dark, abandoned building with Kefka, Kuja and Saix and then cracking up like it's the funniest joke ever? I don't get it.

Explain please? And don't say "I'll tell you when you're older."

-Rikku

Oh, so I guess that's what Endrance was talking about on here a while ago. Uh...

-- Not that it just makes everything better, you know! Really it-- we've already got enough to deal with as it is. ... And well, Tsukasa hasn't done anything to warrant being attacked either... that's just stupid. Why don't you try explaining this all to Kuhn when he finally shows up, huh?

So, I'm going to be working with Forcystus and Alice. Well, at least they're both half-elves, though I'm still clueless as to why I have to be working in a city full of fleabag humans.

Oh well. At least they share my sentiments regarding humans.

Mun,

While I'm absolutely thrilled that you've actually even glanced at this account after killing me off (for a second time, I might add) all those years ago... Do you think you might actually app me somewhere again? And don't give me those excuses about it being too long since you've played me. Review the canon. Reread the manga. I know you own them all.

I didn't take excuses from Eiri-kun. I certainly won't take them from you.

- Kitazawa Yuki

Mundane-san, it's good to see you!

It's been too long since you placed me on hiatus, but you have missed playing me, haven't you? Now that you're back, you should find plots for me. A lot of Suzumiya-san's more interesting friends have dropped, true...however, Itsuki-kun is still around. We can have fun with him. And Akabane-san and Rena-chan make wonderful housemates.

You want to do what, Mundane-san? Explore some of my gained humanity? I suppose we can do that. As long as you find me plots where I can gather large amounts of data this time.

Don't let me down~!

-Asakura Ryoko

Mun. You're being very silly. You wanted to do the recovery plot in the first place. Just because I'm not free to go all over the city with other people doesn't necessarily mean you have to be bored. I know you're sad that James left, but this sudden urge of messaging other muns with different accounts for different characters from all the games is a going a little overboard, don't you think? Just because most everyone else in the game has canonmates doesn't mean you should despair! Someone will wander along eventually. Just hold out hope like everyone keeps telling me to do.

And no. I refuse to let you put me back on drugs of any kind that aren't prescription medicines given to me by the doctors of Shibusen. None of them will be able to live up to the ones back home anyway. I am not about to start shooting up or any such thing. It's undignified.

Stop laughing at me when I say that. Just because of what happened with Germany, that does not mean I've lost every shred of dignity I've ever had. Yes, I know, I never had any in the first place, but still...

You stupid mun! You failed to get me in there! Vat a useless voman you are!How could you mess up something so simple as an application! I vant to spread var there! I vant to make them scream und vish they vere never been born.

I vant to further the Majors goal! But how can I do that vithout being there? Hm?

...

Vat do you mean you vant to forget me now!? Vat kind of attitude ist that!? You haf my voice! I vill give you such headaches und never let you sleep again you dumpfbacke. I vill not be forgotten! I vill not join the others that haf failed to enter this place of yours! I vill suceed vere the others haf failed you stupid mun.

Rip
Van
Winkle

Be patient, Miss Mun. These things take time. If they don't get to you by tonight we'll just have to wait until this coming Saturday. And don't forget about my application to paradisa and Nero's to discedo. My boys are waiting for me there too, just like Kyrie is waiting for Nero.

And what's this I hear about you and Sparda's mun planning a family Christmas party for us? That's very sweet of you, Miss Mun! I can't wait to have all of us together again for the Holidays.

But I wish you'd stop giggling at the idea of a whole team of Dantes going against one another in a tackle football match. It's not that funny.

...Okay, maybe it is. But Vergil is not free game!

You... want to play me. Play me! As if I'm some kind of doll created for your own amusement! Fook! I am not your toy! I've seen you! I know what you are! Slave to the very same trends you claim to defy! And what the fuck would that make me if I'm "written" by a slave?! A tool?! No! I don't belong to you or anything! Play your fucking games with someone else's twisted brain! These words are mine!

♪ Naughty little woodpecker, knocked holes crumbling the forest~ ♪



♪ The angry wood god turned his beak into poison~ ♪



♪ The poor little woodpecker, his nest was poison, and his supper too~ ♪



♪ He touched his friends, and they all died.~ ♪



♪ The sad little woodpecker, his little poison tears twinkle and shine ~ ♪



I sang! Ganta now! Ganta now!

...You're kidding mun, right?

You have no serious inclination of using me anywhere, I don't see the point or purpose.

Oh. Right. "Shits and giggles." I shouldn't expect any more from you.

It's perfectly okay, life kinda came at'cha at all sides, an' you don't got time to write that application. You got two months to do it now, an' plenty of other things to do in the mean time.

Just keep throwin' me in places like this every so often, kay?

Really Mundane, you are very dull.

You have the most insipid reasons for playing me. You were originally going to apply for Darcy Parker, a great woman with work to be admired, but instead you have chosen me. And why? Not for my clear skills, even in a world without Firebending I am superior to the rest, not for any logical reasons. But because the game already has a <i>Peter</i> Parker and you thought it would be off. It's a very common name you know. If you were really so worried you should have had him psychologically tortured and removed from the picture entirely.

You are weak, Mundane. Bending to please others, bending to another's will, is nothing to be proud of. But your incompetence will not go unrewarded, you now have the opportunity to play an extremely A.U version of me. While my brother may have kicked me out of our little crime family I can easily start over. Gotham is a disgusting little boil of a city that should have been burned to the ground years ago. But that city clearly needs a leader, and that talent is something I was born with. I will see what I can do.

And now you’re afraid you can’t write me. Pathetic.

Get to work on my application at once. You will not care for the consequences otherwise.

--Azure Fukui

So you pulled me from there, eh? Something about a "college workload" leading to a "lack of inspiration" for my character? Fine, fine... guess I don't want you to stress yourself out too badly. Just don't forget about me, you hear? You'll regret it if you do. And I--

HEY! Is that an account for that douchebag gambler I see you making?! Put that away! I don't care if you're not going to use it until after your finals are over, I don't want to share headspace with a zombiekiller!

Mun, seriously, you need to make a choice. You've looked at, what, a half dozen games now? I like options but this is ridiculous!

You have half an app written for thegrailwars , and beating on that Adachi guy is fun, but like hell I'm calling anyone "Master".

You've mentioned discedo to a few folks, but your track record there... well lets just say it's pretty crappy.

I was kinda with you on xi_rpg until you brought up the idea of me being a teacher. Seriously, are we looking at the same canon here anymore? I mean, with the background you have half thought up I'd be alright doing the bald guy a favor, but teaching?

Make a choice or drop it. No more of this half-ass stuff.

-Yuri Lowell

Oi! You haven't forgotten about me, have you?

No offense to Cass and the boys, but are you sure you're ready to take me on? I'm a completely different story, and I'm not what you're used to. But that's why you picked me, isn't it? Because I'm a challenge, the same way Nightwing was a challenge.

Well... we'll give it a shot. But you need to read more.

I suggest you give this venture a little more thought. If you really think that mastering my voice will simply be a matter of tweaking those of the other scientists up in this headspace of yours, then you understand as little about the mind as I'd feared.

Ah, "feared" in a manner of speaking, of course.

Miss Mun,

Are... Are you sure about this? I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but that place... It doesn't seem very nice. That is... Well... I'm sure some of the people there are nice, and it does seem that Ky is there as well, but I'm a little concerned.

Necro and Undine would disappear, wouldn't they? They are rather troublesome at times and I would be happy knowing I wouldn't accidentally hurt anyone, but... I'm having trouble imagining what it would be like without my wings. They've almost always been with me, and they aren't always so difficult, you know...

Ah! I-I'm sorry. I really am happy that you want to find a place for me. I'm just a little... nervous, too.

Okay, I have a bit of a bone to pick with you. I'm fine with your whole "killing me off" in one shot thing—I've come to accept my fate, even. But honestly, you better get me a referee because if you think I'm going to be stuck in a house with that boy, you're wrong.

I refuse. I outright refuse being trapped with him. You'd better find me an Emmett or an Alice or... anyone because I refuse being alone with him.

Fair warning.

You know how much I hate Lex. So why would you request one for me. Why? You do know it'll only end badly, don't you?

Mun, coulda ya stop reading those comics? I'm worried you're going to get weirder ideas then you already have.

The little fox guy agrees with me too!

I know a lot of the stuff is the same but, that doesn't mean you can just re-write canon like that. I don't even know what a Jedi is or that Adajji person.

You don't even have any muses in your head that you need to be reading all this stuff for! The guy with the whip I get but you don't even have characters in your head from this.

Just...leave it alone.

Please?

Extend the hiatus another week, mundane. I do not like the way you are thinking, and I'd rather just not have to deal with it.

You best stop plotting, and start working on that paper. I would have fired you by now for this procrastination. You are only lucky that the University is much more interested in your money rather than your work.

Why is it taking you so long to figure out where to stick me? Either way I'll enjoy myself you don't have to worry.

Perhaps if you could find a place with my dear Mr. Negotiator I haven't killed him yet you see and I would love to pay him a visit. It'll be a fun game of cat and mouse.