darktwistngauth: Owl To Potter

Draco (

path_draco) wrote in

darktwistngauth,
@ 2006-02-20 20:52:00

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Owl To Potter
Potter,

It has come to my attention that we are both straight. Surely, that must be some metaphysical anomaly because we both know that you are obsessed with my arse.

Please reply as soon as possible so we can take steps to remedy said situation.

Gaily Yours,
Draco Malfoy

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	sublunarywolf 2006-02-21 01:59 am UTC (link)
	Dear Draco, Harry tells me that you may have a remedy for heterosexuality. I would greatly appreciate a dose of this, as I seem to have mistakenly convinced a lot of people that I am in love with Tonks. Yours sincerely, RJ Lupin (Reply to this) (Thread)

path_draco
2006-02-21 02:33 am UTC (link)

~~Dear Professor~~Lupin,

How can you be straight? No, seriously, do explain me this. Weren't you shagging dear old cousin Black all throughout your school years? If you weren't, let me tell you, the rumours whispered at family reunions were pretty ...exciting.

If you'd like, I might be convinced to share said rumours. In person, of course.

Slightly less straight,
Draco Malfoy

	nimori 2006-02-21 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Dear Draco, After perusing James's memories, I have concluded that extreme action is in order. Please send your brain via return owl, ASAP, so that I may eat it. Yours, James Potter's Zombie (Reply to this) (Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-21 02:39 am UTC (link)
	Potter's Zombie, Can I say ewwwwww? You will never eat any part of me. Thank you very much. However, should you be able to communicate with your son, you could make a few suggestions that do not require eating brains. Suddenly Straight Again, Draco Malfoy (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	stoppered_death 2006-02-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm sure it's not Draco's brain you want to eat. For the last time, ignoranmus, it's called 'giving head', not 'giving brain'. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	forgeisgeorge 2006-02-21 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Dear Draco, I'm always up for a good time. Feel free to stop by the shop for a Weasley Sandwich. Yours truly, G. Weasley (Reply to this) (Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-21 02:43 am UTC (link)
	Dear ~~Gabriel, Gaius, George, Glenn~~ Weasley, Would that offer include your brother? Suddenly very gay, Draco. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	his_own_man 2006-02-21 04:34 am UTC (link)
	Dear Draco, I have no idea how it has escaped your notice that you are gay. I've known since I was eleven that you were gayer than a treeful of monkeys. I, on the other hand, am simply confused about my own sexuality, or the sad lack thereof, and would welcome an opportunity to ~~shag~~ discuss this with you at your earliest convenience. Harry J. Potter. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	My life, then and now... stoppered_death 2006-02-21 05:05 am UTC (link)
	Then... Dear NObody, Screw you guys, I'm joining the Death Eaters. ...and now Screw you Death Eaters, I'm joining the guays. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Re: My life, then and now... forgeisgeorge 2006-02-21 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Dear Severus, Fred and I would like to do an in-depth comparison of your fabulous lube and our even more fabulous lube. Let us know! Fred and George (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	noblest_black 2006-02-21 05:26 am UTC (link)
	Draco, We all know that 'I' have the best arse in the family. Why fight it? Reg (Reply to this) (Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-21 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Dear Regulus, While we have not formally introduced, I look forward to testing that theory. ~~Did you know I'm still a virgin?~~ Draco (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	poser_blaise 2006-02-21 07:15 am UTC (link)
	Dear Wizarding World (and Draco), I'm straight. Best regards, B. Zabini (Reply to this) (Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-21 02:15 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahaahah. coughI'm sorry, I mean... of course, you are. Draco (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-21 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Aunt, While I love you dearly ~~good thing I learned occlumency~~, shagging you would not help cure my case of heterosexuality. Draco (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	noblest_black 2006-02-21 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Bella, Looks like you're fucked. And not in the good way. Reg (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	twisted_lucius 2006-02-21 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	Well this is charming. I go mad, albiet temporarily looks sternly at Severus and everyone shags. HUFF (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sublunarywolf 2006-02-21 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Lucius, Are you still interested in exploring that animal side of yourself? I realize I'm not Sirius, but I assure you that I am very, very familiar with his technique. Besides, your son seems to have found other diversions. RJL (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	path_draco 2006-02-22 12:11 am UTC (link)
	Dad, Do you think sex might help? Because you know I'm willing to do anything for you. Lovingly Yours, Draco (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	noblest_black 2006-02-21 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Do you do everything on the right side? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

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