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You can now own a sculpture of Barbara Streisand's head.
This "piece of junk" guitar has an awesome writeup. Bit of a hard sell, really.
I should not be so amused by a simple common typo, but I am. 1 2 3 4 5
"Do you need a psychic DNA test to determine if you are really the baby daddy? I ALWAYS STRONGLY RECOMMEND that you go for a regular DNA test as well." Sage advice indeed. Thank you, respectable eBay psychic.
Ceiling Cat is watching you sell cheap crap with his picture on.
The following are NSFW in a sculpturey sort of way...
I can't decide whether this pendant is the least or most classy thing I've ever seen.
If you put your ear to this, you can... wait, that doesn't sound like the ocean at all.
I FOUND HER ON VACATION,OFF THE BEACH IN MANNISTEE MI. LAKE MI. I SAW HER SPARKLE AND MY HUSBAND HAD TO RUN ABOUT 8FT. IN THE WATER TO GET HER, HE GOT WET!! SHE'S ONLY 3' IN'BY 2"IN. I FOUND HER AFTER READING THE BOOK A KISS FROM GOD, BY MARSHALL BALL ,A TRUE PROPHET! I REALLY DON'T WANT TO SELL BUT SHE IS MY [ ONLY ] MORTGAGE BAILOUT! I AM AN HONEST ,VERY HARD WORKING ,RELIGOUS PERSON! FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME ,I KNOW SHE WAS A TRUE GIFT,! I CONTACTED THE AUTHOR, MARSHALL BALL AND TOLD MY STORY, TO THE BUYER OF THIS ANGEL I WILL INCLUDE A FREE COPY OF THIS BOOK SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'S SO SPECIAL! THANK YOU FOR TAKING TIME TO LOOK, GOD BLESS ALL! P. S. SHE WAS FOUND 9 YRS.AGO ON OUR 20TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY ! [ SHE IS A ROCK, STONE, FOSSIL! ] P.S. I'M NOT CLAIMING THAT THIS ROCK HAS ANY POWERS , IT'S MORE OF A BOOST OF FAITH! AND BECIEDES IF A BURNT PIECE OF TOAST CAN SELL, WELL WHO KNOWS! IF ANYTHING, EVEN IF I DON'T SELL, I HAVE HAD OVER 700 PEOPLE LOOK AT THIS AND MAYBE ITS AN INSPIRATION TO THEM , THEN IT IS WORTH IT! THIS ITEM WILL NOT BE RELISTED, I THANK ALL WHO HAVE LOOKED, AND HOPE THAT YOU COULD SEE WHAT I SEE! THANK YOU ALL AGAIN, AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU! P.S. TO THE BUYER WILL INCLUDE THE SHORT STORY ON THE DETAILS THAT I HAVENT WENT INTO, THAT IS SO COOL ABOUT FINDING THIS ITEM! At least she doesn't claim it has powers. |
http://cgi.ebay.com/HAUNTED-Witch-CHILD-S
How many supernatural terms did you need to attach to this worn out old leather chair?
Who knew cereal mascots lived such rich lives.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie
Jesus Christ in a coffee stained T-shirt
http://cgi.ebay.com/JESUS-APPEARS-IN-COF
Please tell me this isn't a used one
http://cgi.ebay.com/Grave-Vaginal-Specul
Because, after all. I need to pay someone to insult them, when there's perfectly good internet idiots to get mad
at
http://cgi.ebay.com/ONE-5-MINUTE-CALL-TO-T
Just Reduce? Isn't that a bit insulting?
http://cgi.ebay.com/Just-Reduce-LACE-LYC
Yes, in the feild of haunted dolls, apparently a large category on ebay. You have to stand out somehow. All caps will certainly help.
http://cgi.ebay.com/VERY-HAUNTED-by-a-WI
http://cgi.ebay.com/Very-Rare-Michael-Ja