The Joy and Pain of the Misplaced Modifier in Badfic

The amount of energy Jared has expounded just to catch the smallest glimmer of his Jensen’s mirth is proof positive that this so-called abyss exists and it’s sucking Jared in.

It's really a drag! Most people go for a nice knock-knock joke, or maybe a bit of physical humour, but not Jensen - he laughs at nothing but long-winded explanations.

Oh, I like this one.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 19:01:09 GMT

The Kagetsukai opened his mouth to speak, but Tsuzuki just lounged forwards and punched him again.

Man, talk about lazy.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 13:45:47 GMT

Jon shits and accidentally kicks Spencer, breaking his thoughts. “Sorry,” Jon apologizes.

(credit where due: I didn't find this, a commenter did.)

Mank? Manky?

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 13:53:30 GMT

there was a gasp of pain from walker, as komui's love-manking shoved the small excorcist across the stained cherry desk.

I dunno what it is, but it sounds painful.

Link goes to the kinkmeme, and the story is dub-con, though full of several other gems.

whinny

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:16:06 GMT

His voice was horse and unflatteringly raspy in the winter air.

If only that idiot would stay away from people with erasers!

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 19:24:35 GMT

Then on top of that, he also hoped that some petty official didn't come along and give Bodie an excuse for starting a scene, because then he would have to bail out his stupid, erasable partner again, it was a full time job.

...If only Doyle could carry a bigger pencil.

Also, "You win. I promise to behave," he finished, going over to retrieve his bag before exciting the gym. Because it's dangerous to excite a gym until you've got a bag to fend it off with.

and plunged into despair?

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 11:06:21 GMT

Gerard was snapped out of his relieve when there was a knock on the door.

...or into the toilet?

And it's seasonal, too!

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 13:38:49 GMT

Noticing motion Draco turned to see a long line of black robed and hooded figures. At first he mistook them for dementors. No, the figures were Death Easters marching to the center of the meadow. The silent figures climbed up stone steps onto an immense and wheel-like platform large enough for the twelve hooded ones to stand along its perimeter, spaced and facing the center of the stone stage.

...then they began passing out black-dyed eggs to all the excited little Death Easter children.

(The link, alas, has been lost to the mists of time.)

it was a really engrossing party. a silent, motionless, engrossing party.

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:29:19 GMT

Lost is his revelry, he didn't notice Bob's return until the drummer collapsed back onto the couch next to him, his arm extended, offering a can of beer in Ray's direction.

His hair inherited the glasses when his face outgrew them.

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 20:32:39 GMT

The short red-head (whose hair was crazy and had glasses that made him look like a mad doctor) patted Rodney’s arm.

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 21:12:43 GMT

Stephen grinned at an intern whose name he couldn't recall at the moment; she was new, and pulled his tie loose.

He should find some less homophobic friends to acknowledge it to

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 21:01:54 GMT

As loathed as Jon always was to acknowledge such things, the guy was attractive and that megawatt smile was a killer.

O_____o

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 10:46:45 GMT

Richard lowered his eyes to the ground. . .

. . . using a special Top Gear eyeball crane.

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 13:12:37 GMT

Bathing in the moonlight, the boy caresses his cheek as he lies on his stomach, the other on his back next to him.

Ouch!

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 00:50:46 GMT

Summary: Jean-Paul felt the warm feeling of seeing Bobby expand in his chest..

The fic is here

The Joy and Pain of the Misplaced Modifier in Badfic

A very stressful blowjob

The surgeon was in several different parts

An invisible one. Those buggers hurt ten times worse than their shiny brown brethren.

Um...

If you give me the artwork and a new frame, sure

the zombie lip of severus snape

I'm glad it wasn't disgusting anger.

With thumbtacks, but in their absence, tape will do in a pinch

Why am I thinking of sea monsters?

Ouch!

So-called because it's where gangrenous bits of Jensen go to decompose

Oh, I like this one.

Mank? Manky?

*whinny*

If only that idiot would stay away from people with erasers!

and plunged into despair?

And it's seasonal, too!

it was a really engrossing party. a silent, motionless, engrossing party.

His hair inherited the glasses when his face outgrew them.

He should find some less homophobic friends to acknowledge it to

O_____o

Ouch!

whinny