I'll stop posting soon, I swear. There's just so much
material!
1. Ladies, do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? How 'bout a bow? Can you... use them to deflect bullets? NO?!
Well, fret no longer, because now there's the
Bulletproof Bra: Combining style, support
and safety. *wink*
2. ASPCA. A-S-P-C-A. Asspicka? *shrug*
I laughed.
3. Rob Thomas? They're called balls -- grow some.
Still love Bob Morris, though. Oh, Bob.
4. OMG, y'all,
Jesus went to med school -- and I never got the memo! Talk about a physician with a God complex.
In other news, someone stick a fork in the debate over universal health care -- it's DONE!
5. Thanks to the wonders of networking, I may soon find myself in the employ of a
character from Fraggle Rock. (God helps us, there's a Muppet Wiki.)
Obscure branch of law enforcement,
watch out.
6. This just in:
MILF declares war on Philippines. Man, I
love it when
pop culture makes the news unintentionally
hilarious.
7. Cat people, I know we'll always fundamentally disagree about the superiority of our furry, four-legged beast of choice. And though I respect your right to be
wrong, I still ain't never seen a dog that
looked -- or
sounded -- like Satan. Just sayin'.
Additionally, in my abandoned quest for the perfect demon picture to accompany the kittie article, I stumbled upon this:
attack by 5-horned demon in sleep (help needed).
Loaded words, my friend.
If you have any information that could lead to the apprehension of this five-horned menace, please contact the original poster. No man should be plagued by dreams of his mother engaging in an orgy. It's unconstitutional.