Bennet the Blue Fox ([info]bennetfox) wrote in [info]damnportlanders,
@ 2007-05-02 12:22:00
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Current mood: giggly

In regards to the Anti-Smoking Gestapo:
Saw this on Gullible Info and immediately thought of you guys in DP:

Phoenix, Arizona has the highest number of smokers per capita of any U.S. city.

After you're finished ruining Portland, looks like you guys need to take on Phoenix next!




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[info]aardammit
2007-05-02 07:29 pm UTC (link)
Or perhaps the smokers could move there!

Hell, there could be a 1:1 swap

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[info]yourdannybear
2007-05-02 07:29 pm UTC (link)
i dont give a fuck about this. the only thing i care about is not hacking a lung up every time i go to a bar(from california no smoking for yearrs). because you know what i figure? if i have a drink and a non drinker goes to the bar im not forcing them to have my beer. so why should a smoker force me to have his or her cigarette? a 20 foot walk to the sidewalk for a 5 minute cigarette might be an inconvenience, but smelling like a fucking pack of camels and possibly getting cancer seems alot more inconvenient to me. plus, i grew up in a home where everyone smoked and all the windows were closed. every time id take a shower black streaks of nicotine and smoke residue would drip down and well up on the cieling. did anyone in here who smokes have parents like that?

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[info]thestepbeneath
2007-05-02 07:40 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, I did. After years of nagging, my mom finally started smoking outside when I was about 16. She died of lung cancer in 2004. :/

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[info]yourdannybear
2007-05-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
yah my great grandpa was a marlboro man model from way back when. he died of lung cancer too, smoking them till the end :( *thanks phillip morris*

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[info]1900mixalot
2007-05-02 07:48 pm UTC (link)
Go to a non-smoking bar, or better yet, back to California.

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[info]bennetfox
2007-05-02 07:51 pm UTC (link)
Word! The winner is you! XD

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[info]yourdannybear
2007-05-02 07:52 pm UTC (link)
jesus. i think its funny how a corporation can engineer a product that is so unhealthy and addicting, and they can make it convince people to die and fight for it. its a perfect idea.

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(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 07:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 09:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejablu503, 2007-05-02 08:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]uncoeursec, 2007-05-02 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejablu503, 2007-05-03 09:04 am UTC

[info]everanddespair
2007-05-02 09:12 pm UTC (link)
Go to a non-smoking bar.

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[info]yourdannybear
2007-05-02 09:21 pm UTC (link)
im gay. theres only like 2 non smoking ones

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(no subject) - [info]everanddespair, 2007-05-02 09:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourdannybear, 2007-05-02 09:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fozz47, 2007-05-02 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourdannybear, 2007-05-02 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]everanddespair, 2007-05-02 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]uncoeursec, 2007-05-02 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fozz47, 2007-05-02 09:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]encapsulate, 2007-05-03 06:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yourdannybear, 2007-05-03 08:08 am UTC

[info]shademalek
2007-05-02 07:31 pm UTC (link)
"Smoking killed my father, and raped my mother!" I love that quote.

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[info]swingangel
2007-05-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Ooh yay! Didn't think you got enough comments in your inbox yesterday?

*sigh*

I do appreciate though how you managed to inflict Godwin's Law in the title, it makes it a flame war before it even started!!

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[info]bennetfox
2007-05-02 07:56 pm UTC (link)
I love seeing GMail have fun with a message with over 100 pieces in it! I'm shooting for 200+ on that post too. I'm hoping I win the award for the mostcomments to a post.

:)

Flame war? I don't think so. I'm irritated at the fact that I can't walk past the Square on Broadway or 6th with a cigarette without getting hassled for it. It's also my personal opinion. If you don't like it, keep scrolling.

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[info]dappleshark
2007-05-02 08:01 pm UTC (link)
/hassle

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[info]swingangel
2007-05-02 08:02 pm UTC (link)
You'll have a hard time beating out [info]ohnotheydidnt for that award. I believe they actually got shut down for a day in regards to the anna nicole smith post, over 1000 comments is what I remember hearing.

All I mean about Godwin's Law is that in an internet arguement, someone always inflicts something regarding Nazi's. It amused me =)

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(no subject) - [info]jira_rd, 2007-05-02 09:39 pm UTC

[info]ms_xeno
2007-05-02 07:41 pm UTC (link)
If I lived in that wasteland I'd probably take up smoking, too. :p

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[info]nate_turpentine
2007-05-02 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Oregon is the last of the Wild West.
We can smoke, drink, stare at naked chicks etc.
We also recycle, ride bikes to work and keep a pretty clean little burg arounf here.
For me, it all comes down to this, as long as you're not hurting anyone else you should be able to do what you want in this country. Am I frightend of the guy with 87 guns? Fuckin right I am but it's his right. Am I bothered by same sex marriage, no. Wanna know why? Cause it does not hurt me in the least. Neither one of those chicks were ever gonna fuck me anyways :-)

Rights, rights, rights.
When they start taking them they seldom give them back or replace them with something better.

I have never been busted for:
1) fireworks - and we've made some FUCKED UP fireworks
2) drinking in public - I drink a beer on my walk to the bar almost every time
3) Speeding - I REGULARLY get passed by cops while I'm doing 38 in a 35

Wild west, baby. We gotta protect it.

PS - Smoking in the rain sucks the sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

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[info]jef182
2007-05-02 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Try Alaska- they have everything you mention without all the whiny hipsters- and the bars stay open 'till 5:30 AM

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[info]lokidecat
2007-05-02 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Dude you should SO move there.

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(no subject) - [info]nate_turpentine, 2007-05-02 08:20 pm UTC

[info]uncoeursec
2007-05-02 11:32 pm UTC (link)
This is actually what I thought when I read his first statement--Alaska is the last bastion of this idea we have of the Wild West and even now the Repubs are buying up all the property to save face when the rest of the planet becomes intolerably hot. Yesss.

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[info]jfboyd
2007-05-02 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Wow, you're a real asshole you know--calling people you disagree with 'gestapo' and endangering people's health. Hope you're real proud of yourself. Just wish you wouldn't irritate all of us with your ranting.

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[info]everanddespair
2007-05-02 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Then don't read it. We could get into a flame war about whether or not second hand smoke is dangerous OUTSIDE in OPEN area where theres PLENTY of oxygen. But let's not do that, instead, why don't you pat yourself on the back for choosing not to smoke and shut up. I'm sure the poster meant "Gestapo" to be amusing and to be taken lightly as a simple exaggeration of assholes like you who try to enforce your views on others. You speak of smokers like they are heartless killers whose only agenda is to "endanger" your health and pollute everything. No, we are people who enjoy something that yes, can be dangerous, does smell bad, etc. But a lot of other things are as if not more dangerous than smoking. You are entitled to your opinion but so is the poster and everyone else. If you don't want to hear/read it, then ignore it and don't comment.

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[info]jfboyd
2007-05-03 03:35 am UTC (link)
He started two threads on this, I don't think he's taking it lightly. So what you're saying is, he has a right to rant, but I don't have a right to comment on his rant? Why the double standard?

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(no subject) - [info]everanddespair, 2007-05-03 08:51 pm UTC
haha
[info]diffuse
2007-05-02 09:23 pm UTC (link)
hilarious icon.

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Re: haha
[info]jfboyd
2007-05-03 03:33 am UTC (link)
Thanks--I always love to pull out the Captain. :)

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[info]phasmaphobic
2007-05-02 09:30 pm UTC (link)
"Wow, you're a real asshole you know--calling people you disagree with 'gestapo'"

Agreed. It's pretty assholish to call people "the gestapo" just because they disagree. I highly suggest the OP look up information on "the gestapo" before they go around throwing such a term around.

I also find it amusing that such terms can easily be thrown around without thought or prejudice, but other terms are considered unholy (such as "niggers, kikes, wops or greasers" to quote Full Metal Jacket).

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(no subject) - [info]everanddespair, 2007-05-02 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 09:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 09:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 09:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 09:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lokidecat, 2007-05-02 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jef182, 2007-05-02 11:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phasmaphobic, 2007-05-02 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]melintur, 2007-05-03 05:29 am UTC

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