Craigslist annoyances:
1.) You can't really search for a house to rent. They group all rentals together, and you get all these shitty townhouse apartments, and other random things mixed in. I just want to see houses for rent in Portland Metro area, is that so friggin' hard?

2.) In the sales area, where people list their $35,000 BMW for $35 so it'll come up in searches for cars under 2500. Look, If someone is searching for sub 2500, they won't be affording your stupid piece of shit overpriced BMW for 35000. Or Even worse: "$1".. This isn't Price is Right, jackoff. If your car is listed as $1, I wish I could go to fucking court and use some obscure truth in advertising law to steal it from you for $1.

3.) Random other little shit. But those are the two biggies of the day.

(I got this from another Portland friend, so I can't claim credit):


"As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each and every one of us will get a "nice" rebate check.  The money is supposed to help stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.  If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.  If we purchase a computer, it will all go to India.  If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.  If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan.  If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan, and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep it here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the U.S."


-Portland related because we like our prostitutes and beer.

-And because I just took an economics class at a Portland university, so I find humor in this. 

current state: amused

I would like your help.


I have a lawnmower. It starts, but doesn't stay running. I need to either have it repaired so that it stays running, or find a place that will give me a substantial discount on a refurbished lawnmower in its exchange. Do any of you know of a place where I can make this happen?


I used to be a theatre actor and a little bit of a techie(mostly lighting). I have decided that two years outside of the theatre environment entirely has made me disgustingly depressed. Can anyone point me in the direction of a community theatre where I can work and play for free, for pay, or for college credit?



Thank you for your time.