Portlandiaphile - January 28th, 2008

[info]damnportlanders
business widowed ideas
Sort of along the lines of this post, what are some things to do as a single (without actually being single in a relationship sense) when your s/o goes away on business for a week?

Wah.
[info]damnportlanders
OMG CLOSE THE SCHOOLS YOU GUYZ
Snow in Beaverton!

:p
[info]damnportlanders
The Obligatatory OMG Snow Post ;-)
Inner SE Portland - 34th Ave near Hawthorne Blvd. :)

I came in around 9:30 tonight and all was well and dry. I took out my trash. I even put my mail out for the postman. Then... a few minutes ago I peeked out of my front door and OMG there's snow ... on the ground. Having been out of town over the holidays I missed the wonderful, white Christmas that I understand we had here in town.

Last year I traveled a lot due to a death in the family and managed to quite conveniently schedule all of that travel during all .... what .... three times (?) that it snowed here in town. So, I am tickled to death to see snow... actual snow ... on the ground here in Portland. It's a first for me in my shiny new dwelling. It looks so magical out there under the street lights. I walked down to touch it and slid around on the sidewalk's dusting of snow in my slippers. I giggled like a little girl trying not to wake my neighbors with my child-like delight at the fluffy white stuff on the ground.

The snow was a little wet and it's still just a light dusting on the ground and cars parked outside. But, it is oh so beautiful in the darkness of the night. It's too bad that it will probably be all gone by the time that I get up tomorrow. For now though, I am a thankful Portlander and happy that I was awake to see the cold stuff on the ground! =)

current state: delighted and thankful
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misterpessimist
half an inch of snow on the ground out by gresham.

current tunes: Porcupine Tree - Halo
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Oh Tigard, where go your snow?

It seriously stopped snowing, I was so looking forward to all the reports of drivers (who we all know are not from around here) getting in accidents and making the morning news.
[info]damnportlanders
Fuck the Snow
Why?

Because I know all you lazy irresponsible bastards will jump at any excuse to call in sick at work, thus making the workload for your more responsible co-workers all the more intense. And college students! Shame on you! You are paying how much money to willingly skip school?

Eat your vegetables, turn down your hippity-hop music, and get off my lawn!

(and if this doesn't apply to you, I salute you for your ethic. and this doesn't apply to high school. the educations those institutions give these days is laughable at best, and all you punks skip it anyway, so whatever. but eat the veggies. they're good for ya)
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Oh Em Gee SNOW!
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Dekum
Can anyone tell me about the Dekum Building downtown?
I can't help but notice The Green Man in it's doorways and arches.

current place: the floor
current state: amused
current tunes: bad religion-los angeles is burning
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Snow Day and a Poll
Poll #1128701 Politics and the Economy
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Of the following options, who is responsible for the current economic slowdown in the USA?

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George W. Bush and/or his administration
87 (72.5%)

Predatory lenders who wrote bad loans to make a quick buck
80 (66.7%)

Stupid people who didn't make sure they understood the loans they were taking
70 (58.3%)

Rampant and unwarranted conspicuous consumption
57 (47.5%)

Politicians outside of the current administration (state, county, and local included)
27 (22.5%)

Democrats
22 (18.3%)

Republicans
38 (31.7%)

Corporations
48 (40.0%)

Snow!!!!~~!!11oneoneone
15 (12.5%)

Clicky!
23 (19.2%)

Why are George Bush's policies so out of phase with those of the people he represents?

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Nature
45 (39.5%)

Nurture
69 (60.5%)

Who will be nominated as the next Republican candidate for President?

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John McCain
82 (69.5%)

Mitt Romney
14 (11.9%)

Rudy Giuliani
3 (2.5%)

Mike Huckabee
8 (6.8%)

Ron Paul
11 (9.3%)

Who will be nominated as the next Democratic candidate for President?

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Hillary Clinton
26 (21.8%)

Barak Obama
87 (73.1%)

John Edwards
5 (4.2%)

Mike Gravel
1 (0.8%)

Which party will likely take the next election?

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Democrats
84 (70.6%)

Republicans
2 (1.7%)

Independents
0 (0.0%)

Libertarians (Independents v. 2.0)
0 (0.0%)

Ron Paul
4 (3.4%)

It depends on who is nominated
29 (24.4%)

Will the proposed economic stimulus package solve all our problems before the next candidate can take office?

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Yes
0 (0.0%)

No
114 (93.4%)

Clicky!
8 (6.6%)

Will the next president be able to solve the problem if the propsed stimulus package doesn't work?

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Yes, if he/she is a Democrat
34 (28.6%)

Yes, if he/she is a Republican
0 (0.0%)

Yes, if he/she is Ron Paul
8 (6.7%)

No, regardless of affiliation
52 (43.7%)

All of the above
25 (21.0%)

How much confidence in the US economy do you have right now? (10 = I'm running out to max out my credit cards right now, 1 = I'm storing money in my new Sleep Country USA mattress as we speak.)

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Mean: 3.89 Median: 4 Std. Dev 2.03
1 18 (15.1%)
2 13 (10.9%)
3 23 (19.3%)
4 22 (18.5%)
5 19 (16.0%)
6 9 (7.6%)
7 11 (9.2%)
8 1 (0.8%)
9 2 (1.7%)
10 1 (0.8%)

How much faith in the US political process do you have?

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Mean: 3.21 Median: 3 Std. Dev 1.97
1 33 (27.3%)
2 15 (12.4%)
3 29 (24.0%)
4 12 (9.9%)
5 15 (12.4%)
6 8 (6.6%)
7 7 (5.8%)
8 1 (0.8%)
9 0 (0.0%)
10 1 (0.8%)
[info]damnportlanders
i know, i know, another snow post. but i have a valid question.

i'm looking to see what colleges are closed (so i don't drive in and then find out i didn't need to be there.)

i'm hoping my college isn't but i also don't want to waste gas/time if it is. so can anyone let me know? i can't find it anywhere.
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I'm sending a care package to some friends in New Zealand. I want to put in stuff that is Portland/Oregon related so they can get a taste of where I'm from. Anyone have any suggestions of smallish stuff I can put in? (Aside from a bottle of teh snowzzz!!!11 or the business card of a vegan doctor who will do housecalls on a Sunday for free, of course) Thanks kids!