Portlandiaphile - January 19th, 2008

[info]damnportlanders
Going to a concert
Been there many times, but never noticed: does the Crystal Ballroom have a coat check?

current tunes: TMBG
[info]damnportlanders
The slippery stuff
So, DP oracle...who of you knows what retailers carry Probe brand lube? It's not at Spartacus. They have it at It's My Pleasure, but that's far away from me and they only have teensy bottles. I am looking for something in a pump dispanser. And, while I'm at it, cheap boxes of black vinyl gloves.
[info]damnportlanders
Damn...
My BF has been stuck in traffic from the five car pile up near the Marquam bridge since 7am this morning. It's now 8 and he hasn't moved. They say a stalled car was getting towed and a bunch of cars crashed into them, now all lanes are blocked.
Anyone else out there got any more of a scoop?
[info]damnportlanders
The Press Club?
I'm thinking of seeing a concert tonight at a place on Clinton called the Press Club but I've never been there nor even heard of it before.  Has anyone here ever been there before?  What's it like if you have?  Just curious.  
[info]damnportlanders
registering to vote
If I moved from Washington to Oregon and want to register to vote, do I register for WA since I'm technically not yet a resident of OR and take part in the WA primary? How does that work?
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I REQUIRE delicious Yakisoba noodles!!!! (preferably shrimp, mmm shrimp)
I live off of Beaverton Hillsdale highway and am ISO bentoliciousness in the form of kick ass bento and yakisoba noodles. I am willing to travel up to 7 miles for tastiness. Im close to Hillsdale on BHH so yeah... 

ok noodle power go! please?

yes I know it's only 10 am I can wait an hour or so till a place opens...

current state: hungry
[info]damnportlanders
computer people!
help quick, what can you tell me about the trojan svchost.exe? I'm running AVG but I want to know if it's possible damage was done to my computer before I caught it.
[info]damnportlanders
Nevada Caucuses
So I'm sitting at home watching CNN to get the results of this thing. They're doing demographic breakdowns of whom chose whom. According to CNN, Hispanic voters seem to overwhelmingly support Hillary Clinton. The talking heads are trying to make this seem like the Hispanics hate the blacks. But no one ever comes out and says it out right. Is there some sort of historic dislike? Am I just reading things into this that aren't really there? If at all possible, please site sources, I'd like to avoid random race-war wank.

Postscript: Why does every media outlet persist in talking like the caucus system is a winner-take-all system? Technically speaking, Obama and Clinton tied in New Hampshire.
[info]damnportlanders
Hm
What do you guys do when you get bored of Portland?
[info]damnportlanders
Oregon Health Plan inquiry
my housemate is currently looking into the Oregon Health Plan. are any of you currently using it? additionally, which plan do you use and would you recommend it?

as always, thanks a bunch!
[info]damnportlanders
Book Launch Party
Painted Carpet Press Presents:

Book Launch Party for
Trompe L'oeil, by Tim Harnett

(aka [info]crowgod)

Sunday, January 27
7-9pm

3 Friends Coffeehouse
201 SE Ash, Portland
(corner of 12th and Ash)

I will have books available for sale. I will also be signing books and reading selections from this thing that has taken six years of my life to complete.

I hope to see you there.
[info]damnportlanders
Come one, come all.
Tonight is The Clinton Street Cabaret's opening night for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.


Don't have anything to do tonight? Why not come see us perform? Can't do it sober? Why not go to the bar literally next door, get a little smashed, and then come see us perform?

It's good stuff, full of sex and debauchery.

Show starts at Midnight, but I'd get there around 11:30-11:45. If you want to get drunk beforehand, I'd show up at the next door bar around 10.

At the Clinton Street Cabaret. 26th & SE Clinton. 

current state: nervous
[info]damnportlanders
Screenprinting?
Does anyone know of a good place to get t-shirts screenprinted in or near Portland? I'd like to find somewhere good, independent, and fairly inexpensive (in that order of priority) to print around a hundred shirts...
[info]damnportlanders
So, prone to restlessness, I've lived in a couple of cities (east coast and midwest). Now for grad school, I'm beginning to feel drawn to the Norhtwest. I know nothing about Portland, except that it seems bike-friendly, vegan-friendly, and outdoorsy-type-love-the-intensity-of-existence- friendly. And I think it rains sometimes.

Now, personally, I love telling people why my city's great. The nuances and details of it that I'm in love with, you know? So, could you tell me a bit about Portland (to that effect)?