Portlandiaphile - January 7th, 2008

[info]damnportlanders
ZOMG its a snow eating robot who poops ice bricks!!!
since dp seems to have a extreme obsession with snow.... i had to share this video of the cute little robot who eats snow and poops ice!

oh and its not a joke, just sounds like it :)
[info]damnportlanders
have your parents ever asked you about your sex life? i mean beyond the please tell me you use protection speech.

my mom asked me who the best lover i ever had was. and previously she asked me if id been with both circumsized and uncircumsized men. she doesnt seem to realize this dirsturbs me.

current state: disturbed
[info]damnportlanders
My friend wants to know where all the hot black guys hang out in Portland. I guess she used to go to a reggae club, but it has since closed down. She also wouldn't mind hooking up with a Blazer, if anyone knows where they hang out.
[info]damnportlanders
creaking floors
Hey all,
does anyone know how to quiet creaky floors? I live in a rental house and my roommate repeatedly wakes me up because she walks back and forth on her super creaky floors in her room. I can hear it in my room. Is there any way I can fix this without making big changes to the floor itself? We have access to the basement where the floor is.


I dunno, get earplugs?
I just don't want to be woken up every morning at 6 to creaking floors.
[info]damnportlanders
Fat friendly Washington County doctors
Hi,

My wife and I are relatively new to the Portland area, and we are trying to find a general practitioner for her. She is fat, and needs a doctor who will see beyond her size in relation to non weight related health complaints. Are there any fat Washington County residents reading this who might recommend their doctors? We've tried looking at the standard fat friendly doctors web page, but the doctors listed are either in Portland proper or in the Kaiser system.

Thanks in advance!
[info]damnportlanders
BREAKING! Iran & U.S. Navy have confrontation at sea
(just in case you are like me and get your news from teh interwebs....)
[info]damnportlanders
Dear Mr. Killdozer,

Thank-you for bringing amusement to my morning. I wish I could help you, and I hope to see your fine creation terrorizing the streets of our fair city any day now.
[info]damnportlanders
Honda repair?
Anyone have a Honda repair shop on the West side that they're particularly fond of?

Thanks
[info]damnportlanders
Eek! Help my hair!
Hello hipsters and everyone!

I am in desperate need of a haircut...immediately. I've been going to a Regis Salon, and they're always so-so, and I pay more there than I'd like for a chain store.

I'm in NE near Providence Portland (practically SE), and I'd like someone nearby, someone with evening hours (so I can go like 6 or 6:30 after work), someone affordable (I am SO broke right now), and someone who won't give me a crappy boy cut (I have pretty short hair, but I like it girlie, because, well, I'm a girl). You Portlanders always have such cool hair, I want to know where you go!

Any suggestions? I'd really like to get it cut tonight. :)

Oh, and thanks in advance!

current state: cold
[info]damnportlanders
Tubing. . . .
I'll be in your fabulous city in just a few days(not nearly soon enough for me *tear*) and I have two kids I promised to take tubing as a part of their x-mass present. Where is the best place to take two kids(7&9 years old. . . . okay and 3 adults too) tubing? I know I can google it but something tells me that every place on the interweb will claim to be the "best". I'd much rather take recommendations from people who've actually gone tubing at these places. The two places that some have recommended to me are Timberline and Government Camp. Anyone prefer one place over the other? I've went to TImberline once and it was in the summer we just did the ski lift and attempted to hike around in the snow, but I"m not going to lie that mountain kicked my ass and was out of breath in less than a hour so I didn't really pay much attention to skiing/tubing stuff they have.

Thanks dp! <3

current state: excited
[info]damnportlanders
The Last Straw
I am seeking recommendations for financial institutions to protect and organize my personal finances.

I have been with Washington Mutual for almost seven years now and I am fed up with their under-the-rug policy changes, random fees, and blatant disregard for state and federal laws and FDIC regulations. Oh yeah, and their lackadaisical response to the theft and illegal use of my debit card information. Today was the final straw when they chose to process CASH which I deposited IN PERSON at one of their branches last week TODAY instead of right then and there when I deposited it, thus causing me to incur two overdraft fees totaling $70. I am tired of fighting with them to protect my rights and privacy and my money. It's not worth it. But I do need a debit card with a Visa or MasterCard logo, a checking account, and online management of my account.

Please help me.




Thank you for your time.
[info]damnportlanders
Hello parents and/or pet owners
I am looking for a circular baby gate contraption for my dogs.

They look like this:



Do any of you have one laying around that you will sell to me for cheap? Or have any of you seen one of these for less that $50?

Thank you!
[info]damnportlanders
The Intarspywebs...
Thanks to everyone who gave me advice about how to hook up to the Internet! I went with a Qwest basic phone line and AT&T's DSL service because combined, it's still cheaper than using Qwest for everything. Hopefully it'll be up and running soon! Of course, after I signed up with AT&T, I heard that they were among the network giants implicated in a lawsuit over NSA wiretapping. Sigh. Does anyone know how the lawsuit went, or, as is most likely, didn't go? I'm assuming they got off and this is still going on...
[info]damnportlanders
free lunch! but for what price...???
So I got a new job recently, and after getting my business cards printed out, stashed a few in my wallet to show off. I put one in one of those jars (the "Get a free lunch jar) at the Thai Orchid over on Barbur after getting some take-out, and thought nothing of it.

Sure enough, I got a call today at my office from someone with Ameriprise Financial, offering to buy me and 9 other co-workers an all-expenses paid lunch at Thai Orchid. It sounded too good to be true. When I bragged about it to them, they seemed skeptical. Then, they said a representative would give a "brief" presentation for 5 minutes, and then leave us alone.

Has anyone ever done this or heard about it? If so, is there a catch, or is it worth it?

*EDIT* Awesome, thanks for the quick responses!

current place: home
current state: curious