Most Important Meal of the Day...

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Hit McDonald's today, for wont of something greasier, and was glad the lines weren't so thick. While I was waiting to order, someone brought up a tray and looked at the receipt before calling out "#666? Meal #666! Who has 666?" to which I made the face of fear exagerrated greatly and she smiled and turned red.

I followed this up with lancing the pointing fingers of both hands into a makeshift cross to ward away the evil food offering; she nearly fell over laughing.

Got up to the counter and ordered (chesseburger, large fries, large chocolate shake) and though a different woman took my order, the one with the devilish tray was the one who brought my food. I thanked her and she smiled, and then I carefully peeked into the bag.

"What number is this, by the way?"

She did fall over.

This morning, for any number of reasons, I ate breakfast at McDonald's. There really not a lot of good options arouind where I work and it was there and I just figured "What the Hell?"

It wasn't until after I'd ordered my food and was seated, slicing my suasage and spreading de butter on nde pancakes, that I noticed that they were playing XMAS music. Specifically, they had it on KOIT...which at this time of year plays XMAS music 24 hours a day, every day, until just a little after New Year's...

...which is really wrong seeing as it's not even Thanksgiving yet!

Anybody know a good hacker that can bust through the systems at NORAD or something equally stockpiled. I say we laser lock every single outlet of the Golden Arches and blow them all to kindgom come!!