astrangeone ([info]astrangeone) wrote in [info]customerssuck,
@ 2008-07-21 18:50:00
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Sexuality and Flowers....
Dear Customers:

The gay florist joke has gotten older than a piece of stale bread. (And it can't be fed to pigeons..) Please ignore my blank stare when you say it for the 30th time.

Yes, my co-worker gets to smirk at it, because she knows I love the vajay. Yes, my summer fling gets to laugh, because - hey, have nekkid wrestling together.

No, you get a wane smile and your bouquet of flowers thrust at you.

No Love,
Your Spiky Purple Haired Floral Employee

PS - I don't care where your wife's tongue has been - stop trying to pick me up for a threesome...


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[info]dark_ashura
2008-07-21 11:53 pm UTC (link)
Eww. Dude. They were soliciting you for a three-way? That's disrespectful no matter your orientation. DX

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[info]big_ringer
2008-07-22 03:29 am UTC (link)
yeah, that's what Craigslist is for.

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[info]origami_potato
2008-07-22 12:45 am UTC (link)
Why on earth do people think they can get away with such things? Ugh! ><

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[info]lemonwitch
2008-07-22 12:56 am UTC (link)
Did you boot them out for being so creepy?

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[info]ftsbread
2008-07-22 01:09 am UTC (link)
i don't understand why people think that just because a person is gay/bi, they are automatically attracted to everyone of that gender and are total sluts looking for sex at all times.

that's not really how it works...

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[info]zombossified
2008-07-22 03:21 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. :/

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[info]cimadness
2008-07-23 04:18 pm UTC (link)
In fairness, a decent number of guys seem to believe this about straight people too.

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[info]kidamy
2008-07-22 02:40 am UTC (link)
*sigh*

And I was just getting up the nerve to ask...

OH! I mean... YEAH! WHAT A JERK! :P

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[info]creativexangst
2008-07-22 03:48 am UTC (link)
Sooo....wanna have a threesome........Im cute. And my wifes tongue has been all up in some shit...


(im a chick btw, and i dont have a wife. im just disgusted by your customers)

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[info]cimadness
2008-07-23 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Just fyi, I think you mean a wan smile.

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