| whitedragon1983 ( @ 2004-10-02 04:38:00 |
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Dear... Goddess
Okay... do I have "convert me" all over my face or something?
I helped a friend do a volunteer booth thingy today. It's about supporting Student Artists. Works for me, whatever. I was wearing my pentacle (five pointed star, not a satanic symbol you hollywood blowing asshats!) Point Blank. I. Am. Not. A. Paitent. Person! It's also that happy time of the month (or rather getting there :P)
Me: Pagan and Proud of it
ICT: Idiotic Converting Type
F: Friend
F: Hey, (canned phrase he's said 20 times by now)
ICT: Are all student artists not Christian? (noticing my necklace)
F: Um.. I don't know.
Me: I'm not... (deadpanned of course because I KNOW where this is going)
ICT: That's sad. Well, Jesus still loves you.
Me: Yippy... Woohoo... go away... (I'm tired and cranky)
F: (Laughing inside, at least I'm pretty sure he was)
ICT: Let me tell you about the Church retreat we're having this weekend...
Me: I don't want to know... (eyes turning firey red)
ICT: But it will really help you to open your heart to Jesus, our Lord.
Me: Your Lord... not mine, respect my religion I pretend to respect yours...
ICT: Well, you know if you let Jesus into your heart you'll be happier.
Me: (Practically growling)
F: (turns to other student to give canned phrase... snickers, and I heard you do it!)
ICT: I know you'd like our Church.
Me: (That's it...) I'M NOT JOINING YOUR FUCKING CULT! READ THE DAMN CONSTITUTION!!!
(Everyone in the IMU (Iowa Memorial Union) turns to look)
ICT: Excuse me, Christianity is not a cult! (Looks miffed... nothing compared to me)
Me: IF YOU HAVE TO TRY AND FORCE PEOPLE TO JOIN A RELIGION IT'S A FUCKING CULT! GO PRAY FOR A FUCKING BRAIN AND QUIT WASTING MY TIME!!!!!! (breathing hard, attempting to reach calm).
ICT: FINE! It's not my fault if you go to hell... (storms off)
Me: (reverting back from demon form)
F: (Now very quite, figuring a burst of laughter would earn him decapitation from my pencil)
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Seriously! Do people not read their own national constitution. It's bad enough I get it on the bus, and classes, and home... I don't need it when I'm giving my own time to help a cause that affects me :P