Rosey ([info]faeryrose) wrote in [info]customers_suck,
@ 2006-11-17 21:25:00
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witnessed. OMG GROSS.
Dear Ryan's (country buffet-style restaurant) customer,

I understand that, being 298375612876 years old, you have incontinence problems. I understand that you may even need a catheter. Okay. But for Chrissakes, when you go out to eat, put a cover or something OVER YOUR FUCKING CATHETER BAG. I DO NOT want to see your SLOSHY BAG OF URINE as I am SITTING DOWN TO DINNER.

Just fucking die already, okay?

-Me

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[info]scgphoenix
2006-11-18 01:30 am UTC (link)
I seriously hope I dont get to that point where I need to wear a catheter...

Just put me out of my misery please...

But yeah that's gross XP

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[info]pageless
2006-11-18 01:32 am UTC (link)
This is exactly why I want to be murdered/euthanized when I'm too old to do anything for myself. When it's time to go back into diapers... BOOM! Instant-death please. Maybe I'll commit seppuku. :) An honourable way to go, when you're not able to make it to the bathroom. Swell!

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[info]vloky
2006-11-18 01:45 am UTC (link)
i'm 24 and temporaily (hopefully) wearing a catheter due to hospital/doctor incompetence during labor/csection/post partum care. I at first often did keep it out to keep a close eye on it for kinks so my condition doesnt stay the same or worsen. the old guy probably unlikely has a hole in his bladder leading to his vaginA tyhough so ew

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[info]sulking
2006-11-18 02:48 am UTC (link)
yeah, i doubt the old guy has a hole in his bladder leading to his vagina.

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[info]rotf_lmao
2006-11-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
If this man has anything in his bladder that leads to a vagina, he's got bigger problems than hiding his catheter bag.

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[info]zoobie
2006-11-18 04:11 am UTC (link)
hahahahhaahaha

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[info]coflower
2006-11-18 05:53 am UTC (link)
I want some of those drugs you are taking.

Man + vagina?

What?

Are you serious?

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(no subject) - [info]vloky, 2006-11-18 07:25 am UTC
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[info]mr_mom01
2006-11-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
haha, hole in his bladder to his vagina, haha...drugs are bad mmmkay.

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[info]fanfictionaxis
2006-11-18 03:35 pm UTC (link)
vloky, your post just reminds everyone how silly you are. You are supposed to hide those things when you are in public! No one wants to see your piss bag ever! If you need to look at it, excuse yourself from the table to go to the bathroom to examine it! You are able to do that and you should keep it hidden.
And he having a vagina, impossible, he has a penis not a vagina, you silly girl. He has what all elderly people have problems with holding their urine.

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(no subject) - [info]coanteen, 2006-11-18 04:45 pm UTC
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[info]houseofwhacks
2006-11-18 01:46 am UTC (link)
dude, I am right there with ya! my grandma is in a wheelchair and has a catheter, but my mom made her a bag (similar to a tote bag) that her cath bag goes in. she puts it in the chair seat and covers the tube & her lap with a small blanket so you never know what it actually is. I think everyone should have one of those!

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[info]roxygurl1984
2006-11-18 02:26 am UTC (link)
Srsly, ew.

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[info]duskwuff
2006-11-18 04:41 am UTC (link)
Just fucking die already, okay?

She's working on it.

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[info]opheliainlove
2006-11-18 08:36 am UTC (link)
Just fucking die already? Because s/he has a catheter? Are you kidding me?

And seriously... it's a fucking cath, not the end of your life or the end of the world.

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[info]fanfictionaxis
2006-11-18 03:42 pm UTC (link)
I hate to say this but I hope you need to have a catheter bag and see how people act around you in restaurants, when you forget to hide the bag itself. The old man probably forgot to hide his bag so forgive him for his minor mistake in forgetting to cover up his piss bag.
If he had someone with him, you might have wanted to alert the aide that the man's catheter bag was showing which would have been a polite thing to do instead of looking at it. But if he was alone, you could have just walked over and politely tell the old man that his bag was showing and he probably would have brought it up to his lap and covered it with a napkin.

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[info]67threnody
2006-11-18 04:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yes, let's complain about *someone else's* peebag. He only has the slight inconvenience of having a catheter rammed into his dickhole and attached to a little bag that carries his pee. Having your pee go into a bag that you can later empty at your leisure is a luxury that those of us without plumbing problems don't have. WE have to find a bathroom when we hear Nature's call. And sometimes, you know, you're just in a restaurant, enjoying a nice meal, and excusing yourself from the table is just such a hassle.

Wow, Catheter Guy is sure lucky that he won't ever have to interrupt his conversation to go to the men's room.

You have my sympathies on the terrible strain that would have been caused by averting your eyes so that you didn't have to see it.

And while we're at it, we should just keep all the old folks locked up, anyway. Who wants to look at wrinkles and baldness? Same with all the crippled people--seeing a drooling gimp in a wheelchair is just not something that any normal person should be subject to.

No one should ever have to look at people who are different from them, especially if those people aren't perfect! Ugly people, people with zits, and the fashion-impaired should all stay home, so that fragile blossoms such as yourself don't have to witness anything that might upset their delicate sensibilities.

So he had pee in a bag. At least you knew where the pee was. There've been studies done that show that *most* people don't wash their hands after leaving a public bathroom. You don't know exactly what they're bringing to the table, so to speak.

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[info]sonador_hermosa
2006-11-18 05:10 pm UTC (link)
You are made of awesome.

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[info]superficialbtch
2006-11-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)
I'm in love with you. Srsly.

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[info]nonnas
2006-11-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
I agree with you being made of awesome.

People forget they are gonna be that old one day, god willing.
Karma can be a biatch.

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[info]minni
2006-11-19 12:32 am UTC (link)
He only has the slight inconvenience of having a catheter rammed into his dickhole and attached to a little bag that carries his pee.

Actually, men have two different sorts of catheters: the one identical to the OP's, and one which is similar to a condom in which the catheter rolls onto the penis and is attached to a tube that goes into the catheter bag. The latter is more common.

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[info]jamieofavalon
2006-11-20 04:59 pm UTC (link)
FTW!

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[info]isthatmymoon
2006-11-18 07:17 pm UTC (link)
Fuck you. May your urethra rot and disintigrate, and may you need a 6 inch wide catheter both in your cooch AND asshole. Stuck up bitch. Learn how to OMG look away.

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[info]wynndfae
2006-11-18 10:02 pm UTC (link)
Oh grow up already.

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[info]coflower
2006-11-19 12:17 am UTC (link)
Somehow, pee doesn't bother me. I saw my father's catheter bag when he was in the hospital when he had both knees replaced. Someone who is one of the most important people in my life while he was connected to tubes, an epidural and couldn't think straight, it was weird to see my father's pee in a bag but I got over it.

I thank God (if you so believe in God) that he doesn't have prostate cancer which might, clearing throat, cause a man of older age to have to have a bag at all times. There's also a buttload of other possibilities as to why an older man may need such a bag to live. I had my mother die of cancer and wish she would have had the ability to go out and enjoy life like many cnacer patients today.

Pee is a cross from the color of beer to lemonade. It doesn't offend me and shouldn't offend me. He has every right to be out in public like everyone else to enjoy the rest of his, seemingly rich life, for relatives or friends take him out. So the bag was in public view. Most people don't think of urine as being particularly disgusting.

I am with the person that mentioned the stinky load a child can have soon after taking a serious shit while at a restaurant. At least pee doesn't stink like a load in a diaper. Ever sit close to a family that has a toddler or two? Holy cow, the visual pee bag doesn't bother me as much as the sensory intake of a fresh baby who's pooped in their diaper with a load big enough to plaster the Vatican.

It's not a thing anyone wants to have but there could have been cancer that this man has to deal with. Cancer is NOT a pretty thing which I suspect he has. Not seeing the guy first hand but having gone through a cancer-filled mother, I am pretty sure that is closer to what it was about.

Old, young, middle....doesn't matter. I drink wine that is close the color of piss. Your imagination is what is getting past you.

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[info]nonnas
2006-11-19 12:37 am UTC (link)
For all you know, it might have been his last night on earth and he was out with his family for a last meal. He could have cancer. He could just be old.

I have the philosophy that everyone I meet gets my biggest smile, my most genuine greeting and my full attention. I never know if I am the first person they've seen all week (or all month in some cases). I might smile at someone who just lost someone they loved, or someone who just welcomed a new baby in their family, someone who's going away for a while or someone who's just come back from a long time away.

Long story short, if I were on my last few days on this blue spinning globe, I'd rather see another me walking down the street than you. To take your condescending, snarling, intolerant and grimacing face from this earth as my last image, well fuck that for a bunch of bananas.

I'd spent all day with that old man AND his goddamn pee bag rather than 10 minutes in your presence.

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[info]blitzers
2006-11-19 10:05 pm UTC (link)
You are an awesome person and I'm glad there are smiley people like you around. :) They make my bad days better.

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