Current mood:

pissed off

I couldn't believe this one...
Dear Teenage Asshats,

Yes, my coworker is gay. Yes, I am straight. However, he and I are also good friends. I know for a fact that he would never think of "pushing up on me from behind", and I do not need to "look out for myself" around him. You do not need to say how sorry you are to hear that I work with a gay person. I already knew you were insensitive, but when I remarked "Somebody may be gay, but that doesn't make them a bad person, does it?" and you replied "Yeah, it does, actually," you also proved that you are both idiots. You further drove this point home by saying that you weren't trying to be "racist". As I told you, there's a difference between racism and homophobia. Your reply "Yeah, well, there's a difference between just talking and me punching your fuckin' teeth down your throat if you ever talk to me like that again" made me hate you even more. You then proceeded to squirt salad dressing all over the tables and floor in an attempt to retaliate against me, then hit on the cashier when it was obvious she wanted nothing to do with you, then began swinging a baseball bat at other customers in the parking lot. If I ever see you in this restaruant again, I swear I'll drive a chair leg through both your skulls.

No love,
Disgruntled and Remarkably Offended BK Slave