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Prompts:

1. Five times House was wrong and Cuddy was right. Bonus points for medical scenarios. leiascully

2. Five places Cuddy walked in on House and Wilson making out.

3. Five scenes from Cuddy's childhood that shaped who she is.

4. Five times Cuddy was wrong, and one time she wasn't. ijemanja

5. Five things Cuddy will never do.

6. Five places Cuddy will never go (but wants to). puppy_wuver

7. Five Things Nobody At PPTH Knows About Lisa Cuddy. (Could she have a double life?)

8. Five things Cuddy wishes she could take back. goddespharo

9. Five songs that have changed Cuddy's life.

10. Five lessons Cuddy learned the hard way. grr_tiger

11. Five memorable morning afters. queenzulu

12. Five things Cuddy is afraid of. brigidmn

13. Five secrets Cuddy will take to her grave.

14. Five women Cuddy might have slept with. hihoplastic

15. House was wrong; five times Cuddy really was happy.

16. The five things Cuddy does once she has accepted the fact that she will never be a mother. inocciduous

17. Five Deaths Cuddy Never Died

18. The five people Cuddy sees when she's dead. pwcorgigirl

19. Five times Cuddy experimented. biotheory

20. Five times Cuddy wanted to kill House, and one she almost did.

21. Five things Cuddy swears she'll never do again.

22. Five dances Cuddy remembers. ellixian

23. Five pet peeves.

24. Five times Cuddy swore like a sailor. shihuangdi

25. Five lives Cuddy never lived. firenze083

26. Cuddy gen - Cuddy finally gets a humorous revenge against House for all of his annoying, sexist comments. Extra points if it involves a genderswap, but not necessary.

27. Cuddy gen -- If Cuddy, not Wilson, had a missing brother.

28. Cuddy gen: What does Cuddy think of the other characters?

29. Cuddy gen: What annoys Cuddy the most?

30. Cuddy gen: What does she regret the most?

31. Cuddy goes to her parents' house for a few days. Gen.

32. What Cuddy does on weekends. Gen.

33. Cuddy celebrates Yom Kippur. Bonus points for Cuddy in a synagogue. Gen. lieueitak

34. She's always had a few very close friends. Gen

35. Missing scene from Fetal Position, wherein Emma thanks Cuddy. Gen

36. Cuddy takes her dad to a baseball game.

37. Cuddy's 40th Birthday and everyone has some memory to celebrate Partypants with. loudxmusic

38. How Cuddy really got the nickname Partypants.

39. Cuddy looks back on all of the choices she made throughout her life after coming home from the hospital with her baby (boy or girl), conceived by IVF.

40. Meet the Cuddy parental unit and hear what they have to say about their little pride and joy. popularthings

41. This is going to be odd...Cuddy loses her memory after an accident [pick what you want] and as the memories rush back in the following days she can't take who she is.

42. Cuddy tries to adopt a child from a foreign country. Gen. swatkat24

43. Alternate take on the scene in 'Distractions', where Cuddy is giving the speech and sounds incredibly incompetent. Which is out of character, and stupid on the part of the writers. Please fix that.

44. New version of 'All In'. Either an explanation for why Cuddy was more focused on poker than her patient, or a rewrite of the episode wherein Cuddy acts like, well, Cuddy. (And a doctor.)

45. Anything you can do with this. Crack, no? plazmah

46. There's a lot of stuff in Cuddy's office - on her desk, on the shelves, awards, photographs, knickknacks - explain any one or all of the objects, and what they mean to her. hihoplastic

47. Confession time: Cuddy hates clinic duty almost as much as House does.

48. After a patient dies under Cuddy's care, a family member kidnaps her. jaggedapple

49. Cuddy is injured/falls ill, and it's serious enough that she winds up as a patient in her own hospital for an extended period. She does not appreciate the irony. yay_pointy_ears

50. Her sister has agreed to act as a surrogate. Wacky Cuddy family shenanigans ensue.

51. Cuddy has a real cancer scare.

52. Cuddy gets flowers. Who sent them and why? appelezmoi_coco

53. Cuddy falls down the stairs at work and breaks her leg, putting her on crutches for weeks. House naturally finds this hilarious. Bonus points for cripple racing and/or House denying Cuddy pain medication. severuslovesme

54. Cuddy explores her paternal Irish roots and her Jewish upbringing.

55. Cuddy goes home to visit her family, wackiness and/or angst ensues.

56. "There's no such thing as an empty room." Cuddy finds a way to deal with infertility. Or not deal, as the case may be. firenze083

57. Cuddy in Heathrow Airport.

58. Cuddy as a mother. What kind of parent would she be? How would the child turn out? How does having a child change her and how does she stay the same.

59. When Cuddy is unable to have kids, she decides to adopt.

60. Cuddy as an old woman with lots of cats - you decide if she's single, has regrets, etc. lesaut

61. Cuddy in medical school.

62. Cuddy's roof is leaking again. hihoplastic

63. A method to Cuddy's emotions. [Like what ice cream flavors she eats on certain days, or what color she wears, etc.] ibreak4csi

64. Cuddy sees only a slight inkling of House in their daughter, and an extreme amount of her when she looks at her. She relives the memories of her childhood

65. Cuddy's working life as she manages running the hospital and treating patients

66. Cuddy's road to success from her hometown.

67. Cuddy as a single mom watches her child play the piano and gets a vivid memory of House. wildcatlizzie

68. Cuddy thinks about how far she's come and just how much she's changed.

69. The duckling's share their first memories of Cuddy.

70. Cuddy takes a trip to her favorite vacation spot.

71. Cuddy tries to keep the hospital running during a nurses' strike. Bonus points if Nurse Brenda is involved.

72. Cuddy lets off steam by engaging in an unexpected hobby/past time.

73. At the annual hospital picnic, Cuddy agrees to sit in a dunk-tank to raise money for emergency room remodelling.

74. Evil aliens are replacing our beloved characters with strange, OOC podpeople. Can Cuddy stop them in time, or will she become another victim?

75. Cuddy's guardian angels watch over her.

76. Cuddy has a fan club. wasabi_girl1

77. Cuddy is profiled in a major magazine for being one of America's 100 most powerful women, or some such list. rockxhuddy

78. The hospital is getting an important inspection, and Cuddy's ass is seriously on the line. Will House and the others behave?

79. Cuddy's having a bad hair day. Gen

80. Lemonade stands remind her of her sister. Gen

81. Cuddy goes on a date that doesn't get interrupted by House. Massive bonus points if House isn't even mentioned.

82. She never expected the end of the world to be this beautiful. modernsaints

83. Cuddy's thoughts post 'Euphoria'.

84. Cuddy's thoughts post 'One Day, One Room', and the "revelation" that House faked the rehab.

85. Cameron discovers that Cuddy wants a child, and confronts her about it.

86. Cuddy remembers her high school prom. sangria_lila

87. Cuddy used to be a man. No, really. Bonus points if it's a Transamerica crossover.

88. Cuddy considers leaving PPTH... and meets an angel named Clarence aka, a spin on "It's A Wonderful Life". How all the characters would react and how everything would self-destruct if she weren't there.

89. Cuddy starts blacking out at night... what happens and what does she do during them? Is she ever made aware of these things?

90. Flashback to Cuddy's childhood. What happens to her and what do we see that pushes her to be successful, unlike her mother? Tell us about her mom, and the way she shows her daughter how NOT to act.

91. Anything of your choosing, as long as you can fit in all of the following:
~ an AC/DC reference
~ a wind chime
~ a nod to another one of Lisa Edelstein's characters - bonus points if it happens to be a shoutout to 'risotto girl'
~ a gift given to her by a previous boyfriend
~ something about her we'd NEVER expect, a secret, really

92. House MD has a musical episode. Write brief context (if you need to) and lyrics for a Cuddy number. Include a description of her costume. ;) 11nine73

93. Cuddy has to choose between saving her entire career or the life of one young patient. wench_for_hire

94. Cuddy has a bad day. Her and her girlfriends (let's pretend she has a few friends, okay) have a sleepover to cheer her up, a la Ally McBeal. They bitch about men they've dealt with, and share sex stories and tips.

95. Cuddy dies. Written from her POV. loudxmusic

96. Cuddy attends her niece's dance recital, and wonders where she would be if she would have gone ahead with her initial plan to be an artist.

97. Cuddy loses her virginity.

98. Cuddy loses her first patient, fresh out of medical school. She feels guilty and wonders if a career in medicine truly is right for her.

99. Cuddy's life through a photographer's point of view. Not a stalker or anything, but if she had a photographer who watched her, what moments would he freeze in time and why? What would he want his pictures to say about her? Write a fic, following her around for a day, and let your audience know when he snaps a picture. Stop, tell us what it looks like and why he took it, and then continue your story. sangria_lila

100. Cuddy witnesses something she shouldn't have as a child that has scarred her for life that explains her behaviors as an adult. [i.e not letting anyone get too close to her]

101. Cuddy has a drunken one-night stand and contracts HIV.

102. The entire fic takes place in a chatroom/IM conversation. Could be angst, gen, smut. confusedlunatic

103. Cuddy takes a year long leave of absence to do some soul-searching and discovers things about herself that she never wanted to know.

104. There is an earthquake [similar to the amount of devastation in the GA ferry crash] and Cuddy dies when debris falls on her. Fic starts when the hospital receives word about the crash. Her POV.

105. Any Cuddy gen, set in the current timeline. The challenge: House is not to be mentioned in the story even once.

106. How do the Duckling's see Cuddy - queen bee, colleague, rival? Role model? Sex bomb? Housekeeper? Something with alternating POVs would be perfect. dr_cuddles

107. Cuddy is head administrator, Dean of Medicine, an endocrinologist who sees her own patients, she sits on the board and the organ transplant committee, takes shifts in the clinic, lectures students, handles prospective donors - there's a lot more to her job than dealing with House. A day in the life of Lisa Cuddy, MD? swatkat24

108. Genfic - Cuddy interacting with one or all of the ducklings in either a professional or (platonic) social capacity.

109. Staff softball game - Cuddy heads up one team. She's very, very competitive. grr_tiger

110. Cuddy training for/participating in a marathon.

111. Cuddy/tennis OTP! Playing against another character or just playing.

112. Cuddy gets a puppy/kitten/iguana (etc). cincoflex

113. Cuddy and baby, involving impossibly cute domestic life or the drama of being a working single mother - or both! rockxhuddy

114. Cuddy watches her child grow up.

115. Cuddy on vacation. The woman deserves a break, no?

116. A fic where House gets promoted over Cuddy. Tension ensues.

117. Cuddy has her bat mitzvah. modernsaints

118. Cuddy tells Cameron why she overreacted to Chase and Cameron seeing each other. (And perhaps, hints that nevertheless, her hospital is not a jungle gym.)

119. Cuddy gets the bad news that she won't be able to have a child. House finds out and refuses to let her wallow.

120. Cuddy's going through her weekend cleaning ritual (complete with The Best of Cher at high volumes) when Wilson drops by [for whatever reason]. Turns out, they both went to her first Farewell Tour, albeit for totally different reasons. (The fault of snappleson.)

121. The real reason Cuddy doesn't want Chase and Cameron to date. Gen or pairing.

122. Cuddy tries again to give House a present on his birthday. vitawash24

123. Cuddy and Wilson at some kind of charity event. Concert? Golf tournament? Fun run? Could be gen or Cuddy/Wilson.

124. Cameron is invited to Cuddy's baby shower. This could lead to sexage, or strictly gen fic - writer decides.

125. Cuddy reflects on a traumatic childhood experience when connecting with House on his.

126. A fic that starts off with Cuddy overhearing House say, "Why would Cuddy want a kid? Why would a kid want Cuddy?"

127. A confrontation scene between Cuddy and House about him faking brain cancer.

128. House finds out that Cuddy is an extremely talented pianist/singer.

129. Cuddy and Cameron commiserate over House being an idiot.

130. Sandwiched between the bickering pair at a fundraiser dinner, a bored and ignored Wilson invents a Huddy drinking game. ibreak4csi

131. House has a new screensaver that piques the ducklings' interest. (Said screensaver can be as obvious or as abstract as you want it to be, but it must relate in some way back to Cuddy.)

132. House watches Cuddy dance. bbarnett

133. Fed up with his stalking, Cuddy gives House a taste of his own obsessional medicine. gleam

134. House and Wilson are up for grabs at the PPTH charity bachelor auction--which one will Cuddy bid on? Or will she get them both? wasabi_girl1

135. House sues Cuddy for sexual harassment. (Yes, you read that right.)

136. House and Cuddy are alone in an elevator stuck between floors. 11nine73

137. Cuddy, Wilson, House - poker rematch in which Cuddy owns their asses. loudxmusic

138. Cuddy and House trade places for a day where he has to do her administrative duties while she has to treat his patients

139. House discovers something Cuddy wanted to keep a secret.

140. Cameron decides it's time to start getting what she wants, and begins to emulate Cuddy

141. Futurefic: Cuddy has a kid, is good friends with Chase (whom the kid adores), and House is jealous.

142. House defends Cuddy. In public.

143. AU: What if *Cuddy* had been the injured doctor and *House* had the choice to make? queenzulu

144. She hired Stacy for selfish reasons and she knows it. grr_tiger

145. House wants to know how far he can push until she finally says 'enough.'

146. Cuddy's thoughts on House's faked brain cancer. Bonus points for confrontation scene. bbarnett

147. Explanation of the Cuddy/Cameron dynamic, drawing on scenes from 'Euphoria', 'Cane and Able', 'Que Sera Sera', 'Merry Little Christmas', etc.

148. House is moving apartments. Cuddy and Wilson go to help him pack, and they reflect on memories and unresolved issues, sparked by some of House's personal belongings. Cuddy's POV. shihuangdi

149. Tritter tries to win Cuddy over to break House.

150. Cuddy's mother, a Lwaxanna Troi type, visits PPTH to give Cuddy and House a piece of her mind.

151. What were the arguments Cuddy used to persuade the board to let her create a diagnostics department for House? How did she celebrate her victory with House?

152. Cuddy, Wilson, and Cameron get together and form House-aholics Anonymous, to help them deal with their addiction. Chase's membership is pending. Foreman thinks they're all idiots.

153. Cuddy/everyone: How does each person appeal to her? What is unique about her relationship with each? leiascully

154. Cameron sees Cuddy injecting herself with something in the ladies room. femme_slash_fan

155. Cuddy voyeur fic - watching House and Wilson have sex.

156. Cuddy turns forty and decides to have herself a nice mid-life crisis. Any pairing or none.

157. Any pairing - Cuddy is pregnant and her hormones are on the rampage. rockxhuddy

158. Cuddy/Cameron Together they fight crime, among other things. Take that as you will.

159. Cuddy/Cameron fempreg - Cuddy's pregnant, Cameron is the father. Co-mother. Whatever.

160. Cuddy/Cameron - jealous, spiteful hate!sex.

161. They don't even really like each other, so why are they doing this again? Cuddy/Cameron jaybee65

162. While out for a drink, Cuddy sees Cameron across the crowded bar, and watches as she casually hits on and then leaves with someone who happens to be a woman. What does Cuddy do with this newfound knowledge? Cuddy/Cameron femme_slash_fan

163. Out of town at a medical conference - you know the drill. Cuddy/Cameron. yay_pointy_ears

164. Rewrite the scene at the end of 'Insensitive', but lets have Cameron proposition Cuddy, instead.

165. Cuddy/Cameron - no matter what anyone thinks, they're neither of them romantics.

166. Cuddy/Cameron - Cuddy's reaction to Cameron quitting. How can you do this to me?

167. Cuddy again tries to convince Cameron that sleeping with her colleagues is a bad idea. Cameron decides to show her why it really isn't.

168. "What did you do over the summer?" "I -" House should have waited for the answer. Cuddy/Cameron. modernsaints

169. Cuddy/Cameron: Cameron attempts to get her cousin a job, Cuddy refuses to see reason until Cameron finds a new way to get her to agree.

170. Cuddy/Chase - sub!Cuddy

171. Cuddy/Chase. Hooker!AU. In which Chase is the hooker. Bonus points for pimp!House. vitawash24

172. Cuddy/Chase - Chase needs a raise. Cuddy requires some convincing.

173. Cuddy/Chase - Cuddy dominates Chase, and/or keeps him as her slave boy.

174. Cuddy/Chase. It's a Freudian thing.

175. A Karaokegal song lyric prompt for Cuddy/Chase -
I'm only sad in a natural way
And I enjoy sometimes feeling this way
The gift you gave is desire
The match that started my fire
(From : The Paris Match by Style Council)

176. Chase, during a boring staff meeting (or whatever), indulges in a fantasy about his boss.

177. Cuddy/Wilson: Cuddy and Wilson bond over a patient that both of them had grown close to.

178. Wilson actually DID go kiss Cuddy in Act Your Age and House's and Cuddy's reaction.

179. Cuddy/Wilson - What if she was the person who made him feel "good, funny"...and he didn't want to let that feeling go?

180. While dealing with House's behavior Cuddy and Wilson grow closer. (Cuddy/Wilson)

181. Cuddy/Wilson - lonely, pathetic hotel room sex. popularthings

182. Cuddy/Wilson - make it not be about House.

183. She's had it with his manipulative bullshit. Wilson/Cuddy. Bonus points for angry!porn.

184. Cuddy/Wilson: What started as an attempt to make House jealous rapidly became something more.

185. Cuddy considers all the reasons why pursuing something more with Wilson is a very bad idea.

186. Cuddy/Wilson - Wilson did sleep with Cuddy after the play - and after the gallery. And then two days later in an empty exam room. It's very stressful, having an affair right under House's nose. What helps? More sex.

187. Cuddy/Wilson - How Cuddy changes Wilson's cheating ways.

188. Cuddy/Foreman -- Foreman is like House in more ways than we knew. House is jealous of course, but realizes this might actually be a good thing for Cuddy.

189. Foreman wants to get ahead in his career - he goes to Cuddy for a little advice. Foreman/Cuddy.

190. Cuddy makes Foreman another offer and everything falls into place. Cuddy/Foreman

191. Cuddy/Foreman - it's all in the eyes.

192. She's not sure when it started or why, but she's not planning on stopping any time soon. Cuddy/Foreman

193. Cuddy/Foreman - From the Blackpolean Blackaparte period. He must have done something besides bringing coffee.

194. Huddy, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. (Whether or not you acknowledge the book I referenced is up to you.)

195. Cuddy/House Humor. They're married, and Wilson visits. Wilson is quietly amused to see how domesticated his friend is now, yet doesn't realize it.

196. Cuddy/House Genderswap. Romance ensues.

197. Cuddy/House -- Cuddy suffers from sexsomnia, sleepwalking her way to House's apartment for several weeks of midnight booty calls. She doesn't realize it, he enjoys it. Does he tell or not? silent_snark

198. Cuddy/House -- She visits an orphanage while at that conference in Singapore. House tags along.

199. Cuddy/House -- While at UMichigan, Cuddy catches House cheating on a test. gleam

200. Cuddy/House -- The night her father died, House gave her everything she wanted.

201. Cuddy/House: House wants something from Cuddy and has to obey her every whim in order to get it. :)

202. Cuddy/House: She finally figures out how to shut him up. :) loudxmusic

203. Cuddy/House: House tries to seduce her to get out of clinic duties and ends up being seduced himself.

204. Cuddy/House: House celebrates his darling leading lady on her 21st birthday while they're in college.

205. Cuddy/House: Why Cuddy feels she needs to be so perfect, especially after marrying the most imperfect person in her world.

206. Cuddy starts using a reward system to get House to behave. Cuddy/House

207. Cuddy attends a meeting of Ballroomdancers.com; House follows her to the event with hilarity or angst to follow.

208. Cuddy dances and makes out with the Marine nephew of a major donor, House sees all, House POV. ibreak4csi

209. Cuddy/House - Cuddy gets fat, House doesn't mind at all.

210. Every once in a while, he wishes he could have said 'yes'. House/Cuddy. Bonus points for future!fic. ellixian

211. House accompanies Cuddy on a visit to an adoption agency in Trenton in search of a child for her to adopt.

212. House and Cuddy spend a beautiful fall day in New York at a medical conference, the evening at a jazz club, and the night in a mid-town boutique hotel. A good time is had by all. chaty1

213. The baby is not his, but House finds that he loves pregnant Cuddy all the same. cincoflex

214. It's Labor Day weekend, Cuddy hasn't had a day off all summer and a grateful patient gives House the keys to a beach house down the Shore. He invites Cuddy to take a seaside break with him. chaty1

215. AU: Dr. House treats a spirited professional ballet dancer, Lisa Cuddy, and breaks his usual vows not to get involved with a patient. chaty1

216. When House says he has theatre tickets, Cuddy agrees to go. Story need not involve anyone actually going to the theatre.

217. First line prompt: "Cuddy, still putting the sex in sexagenarian, I see." Cuddy and House as old people, please?

218. Cuddy loses her memory and House takes care of her. House unintentionally misleads her to thinking they were previously in a relationship and things at PPTH don't exactly go too well.

219. House thinks about the perfection that is Lisa Cuddy on their wedding day.

220. House/Cuddy: A fic that shows how Cuddy makes House pay her back for bailing him out with Tritter. Take that as you will.

221. Cuddy goes on a second date with Don the Internet Date guy; House intervenes again, of course.

222. The missing pieces of Cuddy's date with Don from 'Half-Wit'. Bonus points for an alternate ending, wherein they actually do have sex.

223. Cuddy/Internet Guy - Internet Guy is tired of House interrupting his dates with Cuddy, and gets revenge and his woman.

224. Cuddy's date with Riley John from 'Top Secret'.

225. House is distracted with putting together a new team. Cuddy develops a social life, in the form of a very attractive yoga instructor. Cuddy/Original Male Character.

226. Cuddy/Guy from Wicca Needs a Daddy Figure. Cuddy decides to see if Wicca Needs A Daddy Figure exists, and just for fun, date someone from that organization if it does. It does exist, and the guy from WNADF turns out to be HOT! If you wish, this can be a crossover with Harry Potter, and the "daddy figure" can be Sirius Black (don't think Snape would be a member of such a silly sounding group.) ladykerradine

227. Cuddy/Ali - Cuddy actually wasn't lying about Ali showing up at her house to seduce her.

228. Stacy/Cuddy - While House is away at rehab following the shooting, Stacy and Cuddy reconnect.

229. Pre-series, Cuddy learns that Stacy is planning on leaving House, and is more pissed off than either of them expected. Cuddy/Stacy, possibly unrequited?

230. Cuddy/Brenda - How does Brenda help Cuddy relax after a rough House day?

231. Brenda is a woman who gets things done. And what she wants to do is Cuddy. Cuddy/Brenda. jaybee65

232. Cuddy/Brenda - Brenda is the power behind the throne, in more ways than one.

233. Cuddy/Bonnie. What does the Dean of Medicine of PPTH have to do with the worst realtor in Jersey?

234. Julie Whitner asks Cuddy out. She says yes, just because House hears about it and mocks her endlessly. But then she actually enjoys herself... appelezmoi_coco

235. Cuddy/Tritter: Cuddy and Tritter bond over driving House insane. (I just want to see if it can be done)

236. Cuddy/Tritter -- to end his persecution of House, Cuddy agrees to everything the cop wants; she does not hate it.

237. Cuddy/Cameron/House - House seriously needs to get over Stacy. Cuddy and Cameron join forces to help him do just that.

238. Cuddy/Wilson/Cameron threesome - Just because I'd like to see it happen.

239. House/Wilson/Cuddy - Who's the boss?

240. House/Wilson/Cuddy - Aliens made them do it.

241. Cuddy has a stalker (whose intentions are sexual) and House & Wilson try to help. House/Cuddy and Wilson/Cuddy

242. Wilson really, really wants to be a sperm donor. House tries to talk him out of it. House/Cuddy/Wilson

243. Wilson has two free tickets to a play/sporting event/whatever. House/Cuddy/Wilson

244. Cuddy weighs the pros and cons of being with Wilson vs being with House. Bonus points for sex with both of them. ;) shihuangdi

245. House/Wilson/Cuddy. The one where House and Wilson discover bisexuality, and Cuddy makes the most of it.

246. House/Wilson/Cuddy. Three's company, too.

247. House/Wilson/Cuddy. Mid-life crisis.

248. House/Wilson/Cuddy. "Not in my hospital."

249. Chase wants to know if Cuddy's actually into bondage, or if House is just yanking his chain. So-to-speak. Any combination of House/Cuddy/Chase

250. Cuddy/Cameron/Stacy - Cuddy and Stacy take Cameron on one of their girls nights. Gen or girlslashy.

251. Cuddy/Chase/Foreman - Cuddy takes the Houseboys under her wing, so to speak.

252. House/Foreman/Cuddy - Aliens made them do it.

253. Officially Cuddy is with Wilson, while Cameron is with House - but is that how things really are? Cuddy/Wilson/Cameron/House mix'n'match.

254. Pirateverse. The Pirate Queen and Peg Leg Greg - bitter rivals? Secret lovers? Or both.

255. Pirateverse. The Pirate Queen abducts the governor's daughter. But Allison never wanted to be a governor's daughter anyway. Sexy swashbuckling adventures ensue. (Cuddy/Cameron) jaybee65

256. Pirateverse. So Pirate Queen Cuddy and the Dread Pirate Robert meet in a bar... (Cuddy/Chase)

257. Pirateverse. Peg Leg Greg tries to get his hands on the Pirate Queen's booty. Someone ends up walking the plank. lesaut

258. Pirateverse. The Pirate Queen teams up with the crew of the Black Cane to rescue Peg Leg from the clutches of the evil Captain Tritter. ijemanja

259. Pirateverse. Pirate Queen Cuddy/Peg Leg Greg - But why is the rum gone? 11nine73

260. House/Grey's Anatomy Crossover: Cuddy and Addison meet at a convention and hit it off, one of them is invited back to the other's hotel for drinks. Cuddy/Addison? Take that as you will.

261. House/Grey's Anatomy Crossover: Cuddy and Cameron have been together for quite some time now, and Meredith transfers to the hospital. A new hottie, a new desire. loudxmusic

262. House/Grey's Anatomy - Cuddy "bonds" with Addison. Take that as you will. Cuddy/Addison inthe_evening

263. House/Grey's Anatomy - After the Season 3 finales, Cuddy meets Cristina in a bar. They discuss the flaws of the men in their lives and may even find comfort in one another. Cuddy/Cristina

264. Grey's Anatomy crossover - Addison is the hot new surgeon at PPTH. Emphasis on the hot. Cuddy/Addison.

265. House/ER: Cuddy and Weaver meet and talk about their mutual love of children. Things develop from there. Cuddy/Weaver.

266. ER crossover - Cuddy/Kerry Weaver - they're both successful hospital administrators, they should have porn/talk business/be college roommates/something!

267. The Pretender crossover - Jarod is loose in her hospital. Cuddy and Miss Parker bond over how annoying Geniuses With Issues can be. Bonus points for Cuddy/Parker porn.

268. The Pretender crossover - Parker ends up in Jersey, but not through any fault of Jarod's. Cuddy/Parker (girlslash pretty please?)

269. The Pretender crossover - "I know that you have no reason to trust me, but please. Help me." Jarod/Cuddy

270. The Pretender crossover - House and Jarod bond (but not really) over the feisty women in their lives.

271. The Pretender crossover - She reminds him of his sister. Lyle/Cuddy. Bonus points if it's dark and twisted. ____chopsticks

272. Heroes crossover - Cuddy is a hero. What's her power, how long has she been hiding it? Does she get a visit from Sylar??

273. The West Wing crossover - "My code name is flamingo." Cuddy/CJ Cregg ijemanja

274. The West Wing crossover - Cuddy's sister Laurie is in town for a few days.

275. The West Wing crossover - He's cute all right, but she has no idea what he's talking about. Cuddy/Sam Seaborn

276. The West Wing crossover - They have (almost) nothing in common. Cuddy/Amy.

277. The West Wing crossover. Cuddy has always had a thing for tall women. Cuddy/CJ

278. The West Wing crossover - Cuddy/Laurie dopplecest!

279. Cuddy, CJ Cregg. Do with that what you will.

280. Weeds/The West Wing crossover - "We met through IHateMyCo-Workers.com" Nancy/CJ/Cuddy

281. Weeds crossover - Cuddy has never done drugs. Ever. Nancy/Cuddy

282. House/Shark fic. Cuddy finds herself confused by exactly how smart Madeleine is about her lies... femme_slash_fan

283. House/Harry Potter: Cuddy is secretly a witch. Who finds out and how? unifilar

284. The 4400 crossover - Cuddy was one of the 4400, disappearing some time after House had the infarction, and reappearing in 2004. What's her ability? How does she find things at her beloved PPTH?

285. House/RPF crossover. Cuddy wins a date with a movie star.

286. House/Desperate Housewives. Cuddy/Lynette. The trials of being strong, ambitious women in a man's world.

287. House/Desperate Housewives. Cuddy/Edie (slash or gen, whatever). Bitch, please.

288. House/Criminal Minds crossover: Cuddy has a stalker. The cast of Criminal Minds is sent in to help.

289. House/X-Files crossover. Mulder is brought into PPTH for treatment, and Cuddy and Scully discuss the troubled geniuses in their lives. katernater

290. X-Files crossover - Mulder and Scully show up at the hospital due to an anonymous tip that a patient there is claiming to have been abducted by aliens. Cuddy deals with the FBI, and the leak.

291. X-Files crossover. Cuddy and Scully swap bodies, a la the Dreamland eps of XF if you've seen them. Scully doesn't have much trouble with the medical aspect of it all, considering she IS a doctor, but she DOES have trouble with House and his arrogance. Cuddy has trouble too - handling a gun, stomaching the sight of maggots or another disgusting thing/mutant, and staying focused... Mulder's just so damn hot.

292. House/Battlestar Galactica crossover: Cuddy bonds with Laura Roslin about being a woman in power

293. Cuddy/Captain Mal Reynolds. leiascully

294. Cuddy/Firefly crossover, gen.

295. House/Scrubs: Cuddy goes to a convention and meets Kelso and Cox

296. Angel crossover - Vampire!Cuddy. Figures that her guilt trip would follow her even as an undead. Bonus points for Angel/Cuddy

297. Bones crossover - Baby!fic. "You're the father." Booth/Cuddy.

298. SGA crossover - Cuddy/Elizabeth Weir, somehow, anyhow, please?