Sarah ([info]prncsbkwrm) wrote in [info]creativeinsults,
@ 2008-05-10 21:52:00
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- You are the ignoble, ignorant, illiterate, incestuous, illegitimate progeny of parents who belong to the phyla insecta.

- You are a sleezy, slimy, sticky, stinky, scum bucket full of maggot vomit and horse poo.

- I've known sponges with more intelligence than you.

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[info]tubaboy81
2008-05-11 11:32 am UTC (link)
Excellent insults, but Insecta is a class.

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[info]chameleon_path
2008-05-11 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I think the second one loses some of its potency with the toned-down final word.

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[info]slash_kitten
2008-05-11 05:23 pm UTC (link)
I just imagine Biggus Dickus saying the second one and it's hilarious.

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[info]dennisthetiger
2008-05-11 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Particularly like the third one. =^_^=

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