You live and learn. At any rate, you live. ([info]maypanic) wrote in [info]crafty_tardis,
@ 2008-06-20 17:21:00
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The infamous Dalek hat
 This very strange idea took hold of me and wouldn't let go until I made it for the [info]who_knitsgood vs evil knitalong. Thought I'd share it with you lovely people, since you might appreciate it a wee bit more than my family does. Because you might think I wouldn't wear this in public. But you would be so, so wrong. 

Pictures and directions below the cut for the infamous Dalek hat. 


It's a very poor quality camera phone pic, but you get the idea. As you can tell, I'm a new and not terribly accomplished knitter. 



In case anyone else is odd enough to want to join me in my insanity - directions. Sort of.

Because I want to make directions relevant to different materials and methods, and totally not because I fail at keeping track of anything and just figured it out as I went along, my instructions are generic. This should work for knit or crochet, any yarn and needle size, or fleece. Or whatever materials your heart desires.Before you start, knit or crochet a swatch to get a feel for how many stitches equal an inch. Remember that it won’t keep exactly the shape it begins with, let it sit a day or two after finished to get an accurate count of stitches per inch.

Base hat- 

Mine is grey with black. Any basic ski cap pattern should work. Here are a couple-
Links - basic roll brim cap knit pattern
basic cap fleece pattern

The eye and ear-light thingummys are cylinders. If you can knit or crochet a cylinder, awesome. I made a flat panel with a flap at one end, sewed up the panel, then fitted the flap down for the top. Yes, with soft materials a square end cap will still make a round cylinder.

All measurements are approximately those of my finished product - but don't stress about making it exact. This is not meant to be a serious project.

Make two ear-lights in white- 3 inches tall by 5 inches circumference (7.6 x 12.7 cm) - flap is 1 ½ inches square (3.8 cm)

Make one eye - black sides, white or blue flap. 3 in tall by 5 ½ around(7.6 x 14 cm) , flap is 2 x 1 1/2 inches (5 x 3.8 cm)

Eye stalk- 6 by 1 ¾ inches (15.2 x 4.4cm)
Wrap around a wooden skewer. I used 4 pipe cleaners twisted together, but it droops rather more than I’d like. Looks very depressed.

For the ridges on the eye stalk, I made I-cord, 2 inches long(5 cm) wrapped once around for the small ridges and 8 inches long (20 cm) twice around for the center one. 
Maybe a diagram will help?

I also bought some tiny flashlights, put them in the ears with the on button at the bottom- but it has to be pretty dark to see the light through the knitting.

If any of this is terribly unclear, let me know. And if it’s actually helpful, I’d really love to know that too.




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[info]tiggerbrasilf
2008-06-20 09:53 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* that is totally fantastic!

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[info]gigs_83
2008-06-20 09:58 pm UTC (link)
That's awesome!!

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[info]stefanyeah
2008-06-20 11:18 pm UTC (link)
Awesome!
*sends-link-to-Mum*

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[info]vamprayne
2008-06-21 03:06 am UTC (link)
That is utterly FABULOUS!

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[info]therru
2008-06-21 09:16 am UTC (link)
ILU FOR WEARING IT IN PUBLIC. <3<3<3<3<3

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-21 03:08 pm UTC (link)
IL 2 b L'd!!
Now all I need is some cold weather...

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[info]ilisidi
2008-06-21 12:58 pm UTC (link)
must knit now....

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[info]asynja
2008-06-21 01:53 pm UTC (link)
So weird, my coworker just asked for a Dalek hat, and KNEW I would think about it. Haha! Good job!

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-21 03:10 pm UTC (link)
Your coworker asked for a Dalek hat? That... that's awesome. Mine just think I'm insane.
Thanks!

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[info]emlyn_rune
2008-06-21 02:13 pm UTC (link)
*cue insane giggling*
I would so wear that in public!!!

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[info]myster_web
2008-06-21 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh, that is a really cute icon there. *plant!squee*

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[info]emlyn_rune
2008-06-21 04:17 pm UTC (link)
*snicker* Thank you. :D

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[info]myster_web
2008-06-21 02:22 pm UTC (link)
I've probably commented on this somewhere before but....I want that hat. And...

DARLEKS ARE NOT MADE OF YARN

IT IS MADE OF WIN

YARN WIN

EXTERMINATE!

(ok, I'm a geek. :)

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-23 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Always feel free to tell me I'm awesome appreciate again.

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[info]mswyrr
2008-06-22 01:29 am UTC (link)
((squee)) It's a head-warming Dalek knit hat! Four was right; good has eventually come of the existence of the Daleks.

(Bonus points for its looking vaguely rude out of context.)

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-23 04:53 pm UTC (link)
:D
Yes, some good can come from homicidal pepperpots. Disassembled ones, anyway.

Bonus points for its looking vaguely rude out of context. Never occurred to me. Oh great, now I'm going to feel really conspicuous wearing this... I wouldn't have before, of course.

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[info]lesmisloony
2008-06-23 05:30 am UTC (link)
OMGYES. I want to make one. And then wear it everywhere. All the time. And then everyone will either think I'm escaped from the loony bin or KNOW I'M A FAN OF TEH WHO AND I WILL MAKE MOAR NERDY FRIENDS!!!1!

*needs... sleep and help*

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[info]snoodfox
2008-06-23 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Love your icon!

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[info]lesmisloony
2008-06-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Squee! I love yours!

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-23 04:54 pm UTC (link)
This is my plan exactly! Someday, someone will recognize it for what it is, and Lo! my nerd friends shall grow.

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[info]lesmisloony
2008-06-29 04:04 am UTC (link)
MAYBE someday we will both be wearing them and we will see each other and run toward each other in slow motion until a Dalek comes and exterminates us.

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[info]snoodfox
2008-06-23 12:39 pm UTC (link)
That is excellent! Have to send this one to my hubby... I have the feeling I'll be making one of these for him. :-)

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[info]ljossalf
2008-06-24 01:11 am UTC (link)
How cool it is! Have you worn it yet? :D
I'm just waiting to see if some clever soul makes a Cyberman ski-mask... heheh.

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[info]ljossalf
2008-06-24 09:43 pm UTC (link)
I just realized: a Cyberman ski mask would look too much like one of those kooky "lucha" masks...
yikes.


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[info]maypanic
2008-06-25 01:07 am UTC (link)
I've worn it in the house, while watching the show. Unfortunately it was already in the 90's here by the time I finished it and I'm not particularly fond of heatstroke, so its' public outing will have to wait for fall.

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[info]ljossalf
2008-06-25 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Exterma-knit, indeed. :)

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[info]dozmuffinxc
2008-06-24 01:18 am UTC (link)
Bahaha!! It's hilarious! And now I desperately need one. Some day, when I finish my Fourth Doctor scarf, this may have to be my next project ^_^

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[info]maypanic
2008-06-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
Glad you like it. :)
Someday, I will make The Scarf. Just having a hard time resigning myself to 20 feet of plain garter stitch. I salute your patience.

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