Nezumi's Art Journal ([info]nezchan) wrote in [info]craftgrrl,
@ 2005-11-20 22:27:00
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I TOLD you I was twisted! Did you listen? Nooooooo!

Just for all of you. Inspiration struck, and boy did it hurt.

Flying Spaghetti Monster cthozy

Flying Spaghetti Monster cthozy

Flying Spaghetti Monster cthozy

Flying Spaghetti Monster cthozy

Flying Spaghetti Monster cthozy


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[info]geca
2005-11-21 03:30 am UTC (link)
Heehee.

But my question is, why does your dildo need to be cozy? And second of all, I'm not so sure the cozy isn't going to harbor bacteria like crazy unless you boil the dildo all the time, so be really careful of that.

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 03:46 am UTC (link)
You really should boil your dildo, you know. Be safe!

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(no subject) - [info]djmermaid, 2005-11-23 07:40 pm UTC

[info]mmhm_______
2005-11-21 03:39 am UTC (link)
mm mm. and I was just about to eat spaghetti and meatballs.
It almost looks like some sort of parasite?

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 03:45 am UTC (link)
Sacrilege! Don't you know the Creator of the Universe when you see him?

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(no subject) - [info]mmhm_______, 2005-11-21 03:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ash247, 2005-11-21 04:15 am UTC

[info]vaginastar
2005-11-21 03:47 am UTC (link)
haha, i was just talking to a friend recently about making a dildo/vibrator cozy! that's awesome! :)

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
I made a Cthulhu Cthozy not too long ago, this is a sort of sequel.

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[info]smoldering
2005-11-21 03:57 am UTC (link)
LMAO!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!

*in true pirate form* RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRn't you talented!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 04:08 am UTC (link)
Ah, lovely to hear from someone who's been touched by his noodly appendage!

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[info]yaoizonster
2005-11-21 04:04 am UTC (link)
Oh. My. God. That made my day!

Now I want to make a dildo cozy. Except I don't have a dildo... D=

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 04:07 am UTC (link)
Well, now you have inspiration!

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(no subject) - [info]yaoizonster, 2005-11-21 04:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nezchan, 2005-11-21 04:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]halleyscomet, 2005-11-23 10:10 pm UTC

[info]parisstar
2005-11-21 04:20 am UTC (link)
I always love seeing posts from you, they're never boring!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 04:41 am UTC (link)
Why, thank you. I try my best, you know.

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[info]krasota
2005-11-21 04:23 am UTC (link)
This gives even more depth to his noodly appendage.

I'm scared.

I mean, I'm overcome with rapturous joy.

Yeah, that's it.
;)

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 04:42 am UTC (link)
So the question is, do you need to wear pirate gear when you're using the dildo?

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[info]jensa_chan
2005-11-21 05:02 am UTC (link)
May His noodly appendage touch us all. :D

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 12:41 pm UTC (link)
Arr, matey! You got that right!

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(no subject) - [info]fallingup_00, 2005-11-21 07:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nezchan, 2005-11-21 07:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sunburn, 2005-11-23 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]evil0live, 2005-11-21 04:20 pm UTC

[info]watchmespin
2005-11-21 06:19 am UTC (link)
yessss. you should totally send a link to the people at boingboing

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Boingboing?

I sent a link to Bobby Henderson, though.

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[info]bescenenotherd
2005-11-21 06:30 am UTC (link)
HAHAHAHHAHA.... I love the flying spaghetti monster!
Wonderful.

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 12:42 pm UTC (link)
Thanks!

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[info]anderale
2005-11-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
bahahhaaha! That's fantastic. I love the way it's looking at the phone, too.

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 12:42 pm UTC (link)
It's awful expressive for somebody with no eyelids, isn't it?

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[info]marthashands
2005-11-21 01:26 pm UTC (link)
OHMYGAW!

That is fantastic!

I can feel him touching me with his noodlie appendage!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 05:58 pm UTC (link)
Bow down before his noodly goodness!

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(no subject) - [info]marthashands, 2005-11-21 06:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fighting_fifi, 2005-11-22 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sugarmommaless, 2005-11-24 10:34 pm UTC

[info]thunderstorms
2005-11-21 04:05 pm UTC (link)
i remember your first entry.. i was waiting for the series!! hahaha

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-21 05:57 pm UTC (link)
I have plans. Eeeeeeevil plans!

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[info]tweetspie
2005-11-21 10:23 pm UTC (link)
it's kinda funny... all this talk of noodly appendages is TURNING ME ON

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Cozy
[info]zaron3d
2005-11-22 08:07 pm UTC (link)
Isn't your dildo usually cozy enough? Why you gotta knit it a sweater too?

Boiled dildo is okay, but personally I like it in the crockpot.

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Re: Cozy - [info]nezchan, 2005-11-22 08:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]nezchan, 2005-11-22 08:57 pm UTC

[info]demon_latte
2005-11-22 11:15 pm UTC (link)
amazing!!

however, it inspired me further... now this may be sacriledge, but perhaps no more than a dildo COZY...

a flying spaghetti monster dildo!! it brings new meaning to the phrase "touched by his noodly appendage..."

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 12:29 pm UTC (link)
That would be so cool! You should totally do it!

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[info]xemcats
2005-11-22 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Hahahaha! Congratulations, you've been boingboinged (in more ways than one, if I had to guess based on the cozy): http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/22/crocheted_flying_spa.html

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 12:28 pm UTC (link)
So I see! This is fantastic!

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[info]templarwolf
2005-11-23 02:53 am UTC (link)
Excellent!!

Now I can wear our creator on my noodly appendage!

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[info]nezchan
2005-12-06 09:02 pm UTC (link)
By the way, did I ever express my ICON LOVE?

Unless I miss my guess, Max Sterling/Maximilian Jenius, yes?

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[info]kuroroxy
2005-11-23 06:55 am UTC (link)
I AM IN LOVE!!!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 12:28 pm UTC (link)
Who shall perform the marriage?

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[info]fire_sparkle
2005-11-23 07:00 am UTC (link)
i'm really really scared..

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 12:29 pm UTC (link)
Don't be scared! Put on your pirate hat and worship with the rest of us!

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[info]domesticalien
2005-11-23 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Of all the dildo cozies I've seen, that certainly is one of them, lol. Brilliant!

-Ben

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Hee! Thanks!

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[info]xmyfistyourface
2005-11-23 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I hope that you keep it near the phone all the time.

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 10:29 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it lives on top of the computer, between my bootleg Sailor Jupiter doll and the "I Masturbate" postcard that I framed.

But the phone isn't far away...

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blush
[info]graps
2005-11-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I feel so sheltered. I thought it was a finger puppet!!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Well, you're warm...

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[info]weegoddess
2005-11-23 10:24 pm UTC (link)
This is WONDERFUL. I know what everyone's getting for Christmas.

Mwah-hah-hah!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-23 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Glad I could be an inspiration.

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[info]gossamyrrh
2005-11-24 05:03 pm UTC (link)
I really didn't want to know that my little sister had a dildo...

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-24 06:00 pm UTC (link)
You cant' keep fooling yourself forever, y'know.

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[info]tchang
2005-11-24 11:21 pm UTC (link)
Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha

Not only are they sometimes usable as abstract art, today's dildos are versatile enough to be mountings FOR art, in addition to their many other roles!

His Noodly Appendage, indeed!

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[info]nezchan
2005-11-24 11:33 pm UTC (link)
InDEED!

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(no subject) - [info]bunny_vibe, 2008-10-15 08:45 am UTC

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