Cracked Princes: OT5

Rainy Days

2008-08-06T06:35:38Z

Okay since I've been hooked onto the Rainy day Cuddly Ryoma I've decided to contribute to the OT5 Lovelyness.

But since I have no clue how to work LJ since I am totally newbie, here's a fake cut to the fanfiction.net where I put it up.

Hope it works..... and yes Destiny Writes is my account.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4451831/1/Rain_Rain_Go_Away_You_Make_My_Feelings_Stray

OT6 anyone?

2008-04-05T16:43:40Z

Hey everyone! Newbie here!

I know that this community is dedicated to OT5 pairing, however I'm just curious about everyone's view on the idea of Yukimura as a possible addition to this crack pairing. Maybe I'm just biased since Yukimura's my favorite character in the series, but I think him joining would definitely balance the five's relationship - bratty prodigies (Ryoma and Atobe), stoic captain and vice-captain (Tezuka and Sanada), and sadistic geniuses (Fuji and Yukimura).

What do you guys think?

homesickness

2008-04-01T16:35:33Z

Prince of Tennis
Pairing: OT5 (Snada/Atobe/Ryoma/Fuji/Tezuka)
Raiting: PG

The com needs so love so here's a quick one-shot to keep it going ^_^!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://pat-ace87.livejournal.com/22474.html

First Post!

2008-04-01T14:18:28Z

Hi! I noticed the comm on the ~~the Pit of Voles~~ FFnet, then on kat8cha's profile. Didn't join at first because I had nothing to share >_<.

But now I do! Presenting....

Title: Naptime
Artist: argentum_luna
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Nudity, but all naughty bits are covered
Notes: Neko! OT5 in a kitty pile.

OT5 play on scenes

2008-03-29T23:34:02Z

This pretty much started through bordom and way to much OT5 fanfiction in the past two days (if thats possible...) so I was watching my fave Prince of tennis episodes and with my mind still in the gutter (after the fanfiction..) I had OT5 pervers thoughts everytime I saw one of our five prince AKA (atobe/tezuka/sanada/echizen/fuji) so here is my first post ^^.

WARNING: some might find this really stupid and not worht their time (and I half agree) but if you think its funny GREAT! ^^

*Saw this and the first thing that poped into my head is Sanada following this up with " And in the bedroom..." *

<------------ Tezuka's Seme look

*Fuji on the other line* " I got Ryoma-kun to uke for us..."

*Tezuka always likes to have everyone prepared* *He's planning on getting some tonight..*

*Ryoma looks upset but Tezuka's is stoic as always......but he's secretly whimpering " Don't leave me uke!" *

*Ryoma trying to stay firm denies of course....* (poor tezuka T_T )

what does the poor uke get for his defience....THE BUCHOU BITCH SLAP!!

***********************************************************************************************************************

Well that it for now. at some point I'll find some Atobe/Ryoma and Fuji / Ryoma moments. and hoefully one that applies to all of them at once! (a fangirl can hope)

This has been the work of bored prince of tennis OT5 fangirl....Ja Ne!

FIC - Game, Set, Match

2008-03-10T23:08:07Z

I'm not quite sure why this never got posted here, especially considering you all were a large inspiration....

Game, Set, Match
PG
300 word drabble

Summary: Getting five men into a relationship is certainly a game well played...

( Game, Set, Match )

~JJ~

cracked_princes @ 2008-03-07T00:12:00

2008-03-07T05:13:31Z

Prince of Tennis
Pairing: OT5
Raiting: PG
Summary: Rainy days are the best, or so thought Roma.
Dedicated to zhe01 because he like rainy days ^.^!!!!!!!!

http://pat-ace87.livejournal.com/17236.html

cracked_princes @ 2007-12-03T16:23:00

2007-12-03T21:27:15Z

Title: The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)
Rating: R and that may be over doing it.
Warnings: None-graphic implications (beginning of sex scene) of sex.
Disclaimer: I don't own them. I don't anything. Give me money so I can go buy something.
Author's Note: This is the last of the series, mini-series, thing. Ok, bye-bye.

The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)

The Conclusion

Ryoma had just finished his third and final game of the day. He was all ready to just hit the showers, go home and sleep. For many, many hours. But since when has the young Echizen ever been able to do exactly what he wants? The answer? Since he got his lovers; never.

This is exactly why the moment his clothes were off, he was roughly pushed into the shower, which was, for some reason, quite large. Before Ryoma could get his bearings, the water was turned onto a degree less than scalding. Which, Ryoma learned, is very hot.

“Syuusuke, you’re scorching Ryo-kun with that temperature,” Keigo’s voice called out.

“Ne, Monkey King? Syuusuke?” Ryoma, attempting to get rid of the water that was currently trying to boil his eyes.

“Hey Ryo!” Syuusuke answered.” Kunimitsu and Genichirou are here too!”

“Ah?” Ryoma was cut off, again, much to his dismay, but this time by a pair of very soft, very warm, lips; Genichirou.

When Sanada let Ryoma breathe again, Ryoma asked,” The hell are you guys doing here?”

“Ore-sama is taking care of your little problem.” Atobe explained.”Syuusuke, Kunimitsu and Genichirou wanted to help.”

“Mm,” Ryoma hummed as his mouth was once again claimed, by Tezuka this time.

“We’re going to fuck you Ryo,” Fuji whispered into his ear, “All of us, one at a time until you can’t even walk right. Then, we’re going to take you home and do it all over again.”

Ryoma just managed a small nod as Atobe crushed their mouths together. Ryoma felt Fuji trail kisses and bites down his neck and then his back until he was nipping at the small boy’s ass. Then, Ryoma felt a slick finger pushing against his hole, prying it open. Ryoma gasped at the feeling.

“Just relax,” Tezuka whispered into his ear. Sanada wrapped his hand around Ryoma’s dick.

“We’ll take care of that bothersome little problem in no time at all.” Keigo said, before moving to bite at Ryoma’s exposed neck.

Ryoma just moaned as his lover’s hands moved over his body. The steam was so thick that only someone who was looking for it would have noticed the younger boy’s triumphant smirk. But everyone present was much to preoccupied to look at Ryoma’s face properly.

A/N: Comments make me horny.

cracked_princes @ 2007-11-26T21:42:00

2007-11-27T02:45:52Z

Title: The Birds and the Bees
Author: forthebroken
Rating: PG to PG-13
Warnings: It's a fivesome...that is a warning in and of itself.
Author's Note: Two parts for the price of one!
Disclaimer: I totally own Prince of Tennis *rolls eyes* I'm also a compulsive liar.

The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)

Atobe Keigo

It’s a lovely morning in Japan. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and Echizen Ryoma is plotting. Ryoma had decided to listen to Genichirou about asking Keigo. And anyway, this method left the most sadistic lover for last. And we all know which blue-eyed, smiling tensai that is. Fuji.

So Ryoma has found himself sitting across a very extravagant table from his most dive-like lover who was, predictably, clad in lavender and other shades of purple. And Ryoma was just staring at Keigo. Which he apparently found irritating.

“What brat?” Atobe asked barely glancing up from the newspaper he was intently gazing at. Because Atobe Keigo does no ‘look’ at things, he gazes.

“Hn, Monkey King-“Ryoma was cut off.

“How many times has Ore-sama told you not to say that?” Atobe seethed for a few minutes. His prima donna temper tantrum was short-lived, however, when he heard Ryoma’s next question, or statement is more accurate.

“I want to know how two men have sex. Because –“ Ryoma cut off yet again. And, really, that was just infuriating.

“What? But surely you know all about that! What with all of the romantic and raunchy nights you have spent with Ore-sama and the others.” Keigo quickly went from shocked to nonchalant, brushing the question off as another one of the brat’s stupid ideas to try to catch him off guard.

“Ne, you would think so. But, no. I have never had sex. I am a fucking virgin.”Ryoma explained.

Had Atobe been a little less graceful and all around perfect, his jaw would have dropped. It wasn’t everyday that a man who was involved in an orgy with four other very horny men was proved to be a virgin. But, as it was Keigo just raised his eyebrows.

“Well, I will gladly remedy that little problem. Now, follow me to the bedroom…” All the thoughts of how he was going to ravish the uke-ish boy had driven all pretenses of being ‘Ore-sama’ from his, admittedly, sometimes one-track mind.

“Nah, Monkey King. Not right now, I have a match.” And with that, Ryoma grabbed a Ponta and proceeded to leave Atobe mansion.

Really, he just needed to be told about gay sex…no shown. Well, eventually, someone was going to take him and ravish him and deflower him, but he wanted that to be special. Shut up, Echizen Ryoma is totally not a closet-romantic.

Fuji Syuusuke

Ryoma sighed. It had come to that time. The moment of truth. A desperate act of a desperate man. Kami, was he really about to ask Fuji about sex?

Fuji was humming slightly, his ever present smile perfectly in place. He was fiddling with one of his cameras, not really doing anything important as far as Ryoma could tell. So, better late than never, right?

“Ne, Ryo-chan?” Syuusuke called out. How did he do that? His eyes were closed, Ryoma was standing behind him and being silent. How Fuji always knew when someone in a room with him was a miracle in and of itself but know who it was just awe-inspiring.

Well, maybe Ryoma could wait until later to ask him about it…

“What did you want to ask me?” Fuji turned him smile on Ryoma.

“Huh? How did you know…?” Ryoma muttered.

“Ryoma, you think out loud. A lot.” Syuusuke said sweetly.

“Oh, well. I guess now I should ask you, hm?” Ryoma said, coming to sit on the armrest of Fuji’s chair. Fuji nodded slightly. “Okay, um, Syuusuke, I needed to ask you a very important question.

“Okay. And that question would be what?” Fuji’s voice was much too saccharine.

“Oh, well. Um, I needed to ask you about-“Ryoma was cut. First Keigo, now Syuusuke was cutting him off! Okay, Echizen was getting a little ticked.

“Oh, was this about you still being an ass-virgin?” Fuji asked, opening his eyes.

“Oh! Uh, well yeah.” Ryoma scratched at the back of his head.” Kind of.”

“Aw, Ryo-chan, you’re so cute when you’re nervous! And don’t worry about that pesky virginity of yours! We’ll take care of it tonight!” Fuji said brightly.

“By others you mean…”

“Keigo, Genichirou, Kunimitsu and of course, myself.” The sadist was most certainly smirking now.

“Kami, how do I get into these situations?” Ryoma muttered to himself.

Syuusuke grinned, closing his eyes again.

“Well, I guess I should be grateful you’re not jumping me, ne?” Ryoma asked.

Then, Fuji pounced on the poor, adorable uke.

“Spoke too soon.” Syuusuke whispered into Ryoma’s ear before pushing his hand down Ryoma’s waistband.

Part Three!

2007-11-26T00:47:50Z

Title: The Birds and the Bees
Author: Forthebroken
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryoma asks his lovers about sex. It's Sanada's turn to impart some wisdom.
Warnings: None
Author's Note: Hehe. I really liked this one, Sanada is just so fun to mess with, and really my Ryoma muse was pushing me to stress Gen-kun out. I don't know why, I think my Fuji-muse has rubbed off on him. Hmm...

The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)

Sanada Genichirou

Two days after the incident with Kunimitsu, Ryoma found himself in the car with Genichirou driving. Ryoma remembered what Tezuka had said about asking Sanada. So, Echizen decided he might as well give it a shot.

“Gen-kun?” Ryoma spoke, still staring out the window.

“Hm?” Sanada said in way of an answer. He was a very cautious driver…but he had terrible road rage.

“I have a question.” Ryoma said simply.

Instead of looking away from the road, like anyone else would have, Sanada focused even harder on the traffic. This helped him contain both his irritation with the busy streets of Japan and his frustration with the younger boy for continuing to avoid what he was trying to say.

“And that question would be…?” Genichirou prompted.

Ryoma turned his hazel gaze on the older man.

“How do two men have sex?” Ryoma nearly grinned.

Sanada’s eye widened and he turned to Ryoma, leaving the steering wheel unattended. “Huh?” But Ryoma never answered as a loud horn could be heard. Sanada turned back to the steering wheel which he gripped so hard his knuckles turned white.

Genichirou decided he was in no condition to drive and pulled over to the side of the road. Once there, he twisted open a bottle of pain relievers. This wasn't anything his pills couldn’t cure.

“Well, Gen-kun, how does it work? I mean with the absence of certain bits…where does a guy stick it?” Genichirou shook a few more pills out for good measure.

“Ryoma, do…uh, we really need to talk about this? I mean, given our, er, relationship…you know how that works, right?” Sanada knew at least one of the four had to have screwed the adorable little uke. But, then again, he couldn’t recall ever exactly getting that far with Ryoma. Hm.

“No, Genichirou. Now could you kindly explain to me how the process works?” Ryoma asked politely.

“Um.” Genichirou answered.

And that was the fastest Genichirou had ever driven. He dropped Ryoma off at Dan’s apartment, barely stopping the car, and when Ryoma asked him again, he simply said, “Ask Keigo.”

When he got to his office, he took a few more pills.

cracked_princes @ 2007-11-23T14:11:00

2007-11-23T19:16:02Z

Title: The Birds and the Bees
Author: forthebroken
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryoma has no idea how sex works. Well, at least when it's between two guys.
Warnings: Attempts to talk about sex.
Notes This is part two. There is a prologue.

The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)

Tezuka Kunimitsu

“Ne, buchou?”

Tezuka looked up from his book. Ryoma wondered if maybe he should have waited until after Kunimitsu had finished reading to ask him about this. Oh, well. He was the only one home, other than Fuji…and that wasn’t a conversation Ryoma wanted to have unless he absolutely had to.

“Yes, Ryoma?” Kunimitsu answered. By the way he had looked back at his book; Ryoma could tell he wasn’t listening too closely. Well, Ryoma’s question would probably get his attention.

“Kunimitsu…uh, how do two guys do it?” Ryoma asked quickly. Better to have it done and over with than to dawdle and make things more awkward.

“Do what, Ryoma?” Tezuka asked, flipping through his book unconcernedly.

“Ano, have…sex?” Ryoma asked, much slower this time. The wording had to be right. Too, bad he just went with blunt.

“Ryoma, I really- wait what?” Kunimitsu stopped cold. His book even dropped to the floor.

“Buchou, I want to know how two guys screw. I mean, where do you put-“ Ryoma was cut off by Tezuka.

“Ryo,” Tezuka swallowed convulsively,” Uh, I, um, have a meeting to go to. Ask Sanada.” And then Kunimitsu left Atobe mansion. Very, very quickly.

“Hm, I didn’t know Kunimitsu could run that fast.” Ryoma muttered.

A/N: Hehe. I love Kunimitsu.

cracked_princes @ 2007-11-23T11:32:00

2007-11-23T16:37:55Z

Title: The Birds and the Bees
Author: forthebroken
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryoma has no idea how sex works. Well, at least when it's between two guys.
Warnings: Nothing yet...there will be conversations about sex soon. But that's it.
Notes: My first OT5 fic, hope y'all like it.

The Birds and the Bees (OT5 Style)

Echizen Ryoma was an intelligent individual. He also had four, very protective, boyfriends. Even though he had both of these things, he had never really been taught…well, y’know.

About…the birds and the bees. Sex. Fucking, screwing, intercourse. Whatever you want to call it. Sure, Ryoma knew how you were supposed to insert tab A into Slot A but…only with a girl. It had to be different with a guy…right? And even with his boyfriends many attempts to get into his pants, he had only ever managed to receive (or give) handjobs and blowjobs.

Well, Ryoma decided it was high time to remedy this little problem. So, he decided to ask his father, who totally should have explained the intricacies of gay sex when little Ryoma had come out as gay.

The exchange went something like this:

“Dad, how do you, um, have, er, sex? With uh, another guy?” Ryoma was silently cursing himself for even considering asking his father about this.

Nanjiro’s response was,” Hehe, you’re not serious are you? Hahahaha, well son, hahahahaha!”

After five minutes Ryoma got tired of his laughing father and left. Nanjiro didn’t even notice as he was on the ground choking on his own laughter.

Ryoma decided he would just have to ask his lovers how to…well…make love. Hm, maybe he should have just waited for Nanjiro to calm down and then force his father to answer his question. Or maybe he should have just surfed the internet…but he didn’t think of that because of plot convenience.

A/N: How was it? There's gonna be about six or seven chapters (I'm calling them chapters even though they're really, really short.)

cracked_princes @ 2007-10-24T10:18:00

2007-10-24T14:19:45Z

Pairing: OT5
Raiting: R (Just in case)
Warning: Blood, guns, deaths....you get the pictures (I hope ~_~)
Disclaimer: Don't own POT ~_~ .....
Ch 2
http://pat-ace87.livejournal.com/5719.html#cutid1

cracked_princes @ 2007-10-23T14:47:00

2007-10-23T18:49:25Z

Pairing: OT5
Raiting: G
Warning: none

My first OT5 drabble, hope you guys like it ^_^!!!!
http://pat-ace87.livejournal.com/5450.html#cutid1

Fic

2007-10-23T04:14:33Z

Title : The Beginning of the End
Pairing: OT5
Raiting: PG...13...for now
Warning: None yet
Disclaimer: I don't own POT ... **tear**...

Ch 1: http://pat-ace87.livejournal.com/5319.html#cutid1

T his is my first post in this community, and my first OT5 fic I hope you guys enjoy it ^_^!!!!!

OT

2007-09-14T15:36:01Z

This game takes Place after the Nationals.

THE GAME:

All of the characters from PoT decide to get livejournals. They discuss how their days went or some strange things they found online. Examples of which may include fanfiction or fanart. You can even have the characters write fanfiction or draw fanart about themselves or others in the series.

There aren’t any strict rules about how to play your character. They may be in character or out of character if you wish. Of course, you should naturally build off of the relationships already present in the anime. However, this is not to say that the characters can’t have falling outs or change their relationship in anyway. For characters that have never met, there is no precedence. There are no guidelines as to where your characters’ interactions must take place – IM’s are perfectly acceptable.

Click on the banner for more details...

cracked_princes @ 2007-05-21T20:02:00

2007-05-22T00:05:13Z

Title: Sanada's Orgasm
Author: kat8cha
Series: Orgasms (Part 1 Part 2)
Pairing: Pre-OT5, TezuRyo, SanadaAtobe, AtobeTezuka, Atobe/Tezuka/Ryoma
Warning: Masturbation, unbeta'd
Rating: R
Summary: Sanada finds himself thinking of things he shouldn't

Sanada is Pompeii in waiting, a volcano ready to erupt and destroy everything.

cracked_princes @ 2007-03-10T14:26:00

2007-03-10T19:27:03Z

Title: "Have you ever heard of Pavlov?"
Rating: NC17
Characters: OT5-verse (Fuji and Ryoma), Shinji
Disclaimer: This world belongs to Konomi-sensei.
Author's note: "Write Shinji," said kat8cha. "It's Shinji Appreciation Month." And so how could I not? By the way, OT5-verse is about as cracked out as one could possibly get. Just to warn you, you know.

( Fuji awoke to the sound of...nothing. )

cracked_princes @ 2007-02-25T14:50:00

2007-02-25T19:51:15Z

Title: Date Night
Characters: OT5 (Sanada, Atobe, Tezuka, Fuji, Ryoma) + Dan + Karupin
Rating: NC17
Disclaimer: Konomi-sensei no PoT deeeesu.

Author's note: Remember when I used to write OT5? This fic is a classic OT5 genre fic in my own OT5 universe. I.e., it is over-the-top, unmitigated, smutty, vaguely magical-realist crack. Also, Karupin wins.

Dedicated to Kat8cha (and her Fuji muse).

*

It was couples night at the OT5 mansion. Atobe was dancing to hot rhythms in Sanada's room, and Fuji was trying to seduce Tezuka away from his book in the library. That meant that Ryoma was, as always, overlooked.

Karupin jumped up onto Ryoma's window-seat and mrowled.

"Che. Everyone's got someone except for me."

Karupin stared up at Ryoma rather pointedly.

"Ah. I meant...human. But yes, I have you." Ryoma picked up Karupin and stared out at the driveway. He felt a little philosophical about it all. Date night only happened once a week, after all, and it was soon over. The next day would invariably bring a huge reunion orgy with LOTS of attention paid to Ryoma (his rear ached a little in anticipation). But for the moment, Ryoma was caught in a strange bit of angst.

It was easy to feel alone in the middle of all of his boyfriends. With so many voices, it was easy to fall silent and let the talk of photography and finance and sports medicine float right on over his head. Ryoma sometimes wondered when his boyfriends would notice that he was getting quieter and quieter during dinner...if they ever would.

"Mada mada..." Ryoma muttered at Karupin, feeling a surge of anger kick-start his brain. What the hell was he doing, sitting there moping? He should be out playing tennis!

He jumped up and packed his tennis bag. It was early -- only 8 PM. Ryoma flipped open his phone and gave Dan a call.

"Helloooooo !" Ryoma held the phone a little away from his ears. The uke sparkles would probably infect him if he didn't, and Ryoma seriously didn't need any more of those vibes around his four boyfriends.

"Hey. Meet me out on the court near your house."

"Really?! You mean you're gonna play me, Ryoma?!"

"Che. I need someone to fetch my balls." Ryoma was only teasing, however. Dan had become a dedicated tennis player, if not on pro level, and could give Ryoma a decent match.

"I-I'll be there anyway."

Ryoma laughed and hung up. He scooped the bag up over his shoulder, gave Karupin a pet, and headed out the door.

~

9:30 pm, and Tezuka's fingers were somewhere VERY compromising. Fuji was tied up like a belated Valentine's Day present. The ribbon held Fuji into a little ball, knees by his chin and wrists by his feet. Tezuka was quite proud that he'd remembered his boyscout knots, but Fuji was showing signs of weakness.

"Please, get in me already," Fuji panted, a line of spit falling from a corner of his mouth.

Tezuka shot him a stern, stern look. "Don't let your attention flag," he instructed, fingers returning to their slow, slow exploration.

Fuji whined, body writhing as much as Fuji could to maximize the far-too-gentle sensation, when suddenly Tezuka stopped.

"Someone's gone."

"Wha--what?"

"It's Ryoma. He isn't here."

Fuji had long ago ceased to ask Tezuka how he figured these things out. It was much like the Tezuka Zone, Fuji pondered. Tezuka expected absolute control over everything that entered into and moved out of his space, and nowadays, that extended to Atobe's mansion.

"He isn't part of our date anyway," Fuji pouted, but the fingers were gone, and Tezuka was putting his pants on.

Goddamnit. Fuji was SO taking his frustration out on Ryoma. Just as soon as he got himself untied...

~

The game was quick. Dan was distracted by something, and not up to full strength.

Ryoma sighed, feeling once again that surge of sadness that came from being the fifth wheel. If Sanada, or Tezuka, or Fuji, or Atobe weren't busy, he would've been able to play a real match.

"S-s-sorry," Dan panted miserably. "I just had something on my mind."

Ryoma sat next to Dan on the bench and handed him some water. "You're going to tell me all about it, aren't you."

"It's Akutsu," Dan said, burrowing his face into his towel. "He's been gone for a few days now. I think he's with Sengoku, that red-headed toothy cu...cuckold."

Ryoma rolled his eyes. "Akutsu does this all the time. Leave him already. You've got plenty of men that want you."

Dan peeked up at Ryoma with bright, hopeful little eyes. "Like you?"

~

Atobe frowned in irritation. The scene flashed in front of his vision again, the disturbing one that reminded him a little too much of some of Sakaki's shota manga. It involved his boyfriend. And that small person who'd gone to Yamabuki. What was his name again?

Sanada ceased what he was doing, pulling their panting bodies to a halt. "What is it?"

Atobe sighed. They rarely got a chance to dance, any more, and here he was destroying the mood.

Bolero swelled in the background, but Atobe stepped away from Sanada's arms, fingers rising to rub at his temples.

"I think Ryoma's getting himself into trouble again."

Sanada nodded, cracking his knuckles thoughtfully. Well. Fighting and sex were much the same, sometimes. And if Sanada couldn't get one, he'd welcome the other.

~

Somehow, Dan's back was against the bench and his shorts were down around one foot. How the hell did that happen, Ryoma wondered to himself guiltily, kissing the soft little poof that was Dan's belly.

"OOoohhhh," Dan groaned, hands tugging fiercely at Ryoma's hair.

"Ow. Quit it with the hair tugging," Ryoma said, and then got back to work. WWTD? Tezuka would probably get out the hand lotion right about now. Ryoma dove down and hunted through his bag, finding the lotion.

Dan's face rose and peeked at him expectantly. "Mmmmm. I wanna feel you."

"That's the point," Ryoma snarked, and poured lotion all over his fingers. Then he winced a little. He'd never done the put your finger in another person's butthole before, and he admitted to himself that as hot as it sounded in theory, in practice it was a little on the gross side.

But Dan gripped his legs beneath the thighs and tilted up his hips, and Ryoma's brain shorted out. Oh. So this is why people did it. He leaned down and smooched Dan's cute set of balls and stuck his finger up there.

Tight... Really tight.

~

They all bumped together in the OT5 kitchen like a bunch of Keystone Cops.

Fuji glared at the other three boyfriends. They were all concerned and Fuji wasn't quite sure why. Ryoma could take care of himself, obviously. And if it involved a little infidelity, then who cared? Fuji had his own private harem that he visited when the other four were busy, after all. Not that anyone knew about that.

Atobe shot Fuji a keen (too keen) glance. Fuji stuck out his tongue in return. Atobe and Sanada looked all sweated up, and Fuji was resentful. It had taken him all evening to get as far as being undressed and tied up before Tezuka's attention had wandered... Oh yes. Ryoma had hell to pay.

"Where is he likely to be?" Sanada asked Tezuka.

"He won't answer his phone," Atobe said irritably, clicking his shut.

Tezuka simply frowned, looking troubled.

Just then, Karupin walked by.

Fuji sighed. The sooner this was dealt with the better. Fuji knelt and opened his eyes widely.

Karupin stared back.

"Dan? The tennis court over on that side of town?"

Karupin meowed again.

Fuji smiled.

"Let me go fetch him," Fuji said, voice dripping with sweetness.

Sanada sighed. No fighting for him tonight. But -- it was difficult to deny Fuji anything when he had that expression on his face.

~

"Oh -- GOD -- AAAHHHHH --"

"Shut. Up."

It was nice that Dan was into it and all. And this whole penis-inside-body thing was greeeaaaat. In fact, Ryoma wasn't sure he ever wanted to be on the receiving end any longer, considering just how nice it was. But Dan seriously had to be quiet, or they'd be busted by the police, and Ryoma's pro career would be over.

What would Tezuika...? Oh, the towel.

When Dan opened his mouth next, Ryoma shoved the towel in good and hard. Ahhh. The muffled squeaks subsided after a moment, and soon nothing was heard except some concentrated gasping and creaking as the metal of the bench rubbed in time with Ryoma's thrusts.

"Uhhh...D-dan I'm gonna shoot..."

Muffled little noises. Ryoma thrust in once -- and again -- and then...

His hips were caught in a pair of vice-like hands. A voice was purring in his ear.

"Hello, boyfriend."

Oh. Shit.

"Hello, senpai," Ryoma said, very cautiously. He paused and turned his head.

Dan stared up, eyes wide.

Fuji simply smiled.

Oh...FUCK.

~

Sanada, Tezuka and Atobe held a swift, terse conference outside of Fuji's room.

It had been exactly a day since Fuji had arrived back at the OT5 mansion, Ryoma's shirt collar in one hand and Dan's in the other.

Fuji hadn't offered any sort of explanation, but simply smiled at them all (in a way that made Sanada, Atobe and Tezuka shut the hell up and get out of his way) and disappeared into his room.

Since then, the three remaining boyfriends had kept watch. Every now and again a noise would emerge from the room -- the sound of metal. The sound of plastic. Slapping, moaning, more moaning, even more moaning, and then a whole lot of pleading.

Toward the end of 24 hours, even Tezuka was showing some signs of strain.

"We need to stop this."

Atobe nodded, cautiously. "You do it. You know Syuusuke best."

Tezuka actually had an expression on his face for a moment. Sanada thought to himself that it was the closest he'd seen to Tezuka showing fear.

"I shouldn't have let my guard down," Tezuka sighed, but got up, steeling his shoulders like a man.

He advanced to the door. Surprisingly enough, it was unlocked.

Tezuka opened it and stared in.

And then he shut the door and walked back out to Sanada and Atobe. He sat down quietly between them.

"I'm not fool enough to go in there."

~

It was the eye of the storm. Fuji, clad in his best red leather, called the winds into the house through the open grate high on the wall of his playroom. The winds swirled around the two little housemaids, who were busy scrubbing Fuji's floor on their knees. The wind tumbled Fuji's locks around his head. However, the wind was kind enough to avoid blowing directly into Fuji's wide, calm eyes.

One of the little housemaids was the good one. He'd gotten away with just an apron.

The other little maid had been much mouthier. He was now wearing a horse bit, and his rear was embedded with a plug topped by a long, silky cat tail. This maid had neko ears as well, and shuddered uncontrollably as he worked.

Every now and again, Fuji flicked on the remote-controlled vibrators tied to both cocks. Each little maid would jump and pant as they went about their tasks, but if they paid a little too much attention to the sensation, Fuji was right behind them with a hard hand to each rear.

When the door open, Fuji half turned. Ah, Tezuka.

Fuji gave Tezuka a sharp-toothed smile. Tezuka quickly shut the door. Kind of Tezuka to notice that Fuji was a little busy.

~

"Why? What was he doing?" Atobe asked curiously.

Tezuka shook his head. Fuji...red leather...wind...maids.

"We will let him finish this one."

~

Six days later, it was 8 PM on date night.

Ryoma sat alone in his room, staring out the window. Karupin jumped up onto his lap.

"I'm still mad at you for selling me out," Ryoma said irritably, pushing Karupin off the ledge.

Karupin jumped back up and snuggled against Ryoma's hand.

Ryoma sighed. "Fine. I suppose you two had this whole thing planned."

Karupin settled contentedly onto Ryoma's lap and stared out the window at the peaceful scenery below.

Ryoma is MINE on date night, Karupin thought to himself smugly. He was going to have to thank Fuji for this one. Maybe with an extra-large mouse...

Valentine's art

2007-02-07T15:34:51Z

Title : Afternoon Break
Artist : Seraphin Kaegan aka Toki
Rating : G
Warning : none I think ^^;

Fake Cut

Christmas Morning

2006-12-26T15:41:28Z

Title: Christmas Morning
Author: Mizzy-chan
Rating: PG-ish (For Nakedness, suggestions, sap, and schmaltz)
Pairing(s): OT5
Summary: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, the OT5 was busy, and ore-sama is insulted that you think his house has mice.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Santa didn't give me the rights like I wanted. : (
A/N: I'm not dead! I've just been prancing around in the Mahou Sentai MagiRanger fandom. ~~Matsumoto is the sex!~~ This should have been up yesterday, but I was busy with family stuff. Based partially on pacilia 's story Ponder. Read that first.

“Owww, Keigo, will you watch will you’re stepping?”

“It’s not my fault, Ryoma, Syuusuke shoved me!”

“Only because Kunimitsu tripped and fell on me!”

“I did not trip!”

“Shhhhh!” Genichirou motioned the rest of them to be quiet. “Do you want her to hear?”

The rest fell silent and quickly padded softly past the small (relatively speaking, for the Atobe mansion) room where Chihime’s soft breaths could be heard even out in the hallway. The little girl had insisted on going to bed early in order that “Santa-san” could visit her home that much earlier. Her adoring fathers, who could never refuse their princess anything, had obligingly quieted down much earlier than usual in order as not to awaken her from sugarplum dreams. Besides, they had plans in store for the next day.

Although the house was already decked out with the customary holly garlands and ever-present mistletoe, this year they had all wanted to do something different for the holidays. Something that Chihime would remember and cherish for the rest of her life. Keigo draped six large stockings over the fireplace, filling all to the brim with chocolate, sweets, and Chihime’s favorite, candy canes. Genichirou and Kunimitsu carefully put up the huge evergreen tree that Keigo had shipped straight from the wintry Hokkaido province. Ryoma and Syuusuke went around with a ladder, hanging paper snowflakes they had painstakingly cut out over the past few days while Keigo decorated with tinsel and lights along the edges of the room. They all carefully placed ornaments on the tree, hung it with lights and placed the finishing touch – a real gold-plated star – on the very top of its branches. It was nearly midnight once all of their chores were finished.

“Done!” Ryoma flopped onto the (reindeer patterned for the occasion) couch with his head on Kunimitsu’s lap. “You wouldn’t think that preparing for a single room for a holiday would take so damn long.”

“You did have a rather large amount of decorations on your list to place around the room,” Kunimitsu reminded him.

“Saa, Ryoma-kun, I believe it was you who wouldn’t let me off the ladder until I had hung those snowflakes perfectly,” Syuusuke smiled at Ryoma, who scowled.

“Well, I don’t think any of us wanted Chihime to lack for anything tomorrow,” Genichirou pointed out. “She’s the best thing I can think of that happened to me.”

The others nodded their heads . . . except for Keigo, who tossed his hair proudly. “Are you saying that ore-sama is not good enough for you?” he demanded.

Ryoma gave an eyeroll, Syuusuke smirked, Kunimitsu looked stoic, and Genichirou gave Keigo a pointed look. “If it weren’t for all of us together, we never would have adopted her in the first place. The two are equal in my mind. There is no way I would willingly be separated from you or her for anything in the world.”

Keigo was mollified by this answer, and deigned to sit on the couch with the rest of them, gazing into the large fire that Kunimitsu had built up. It was promising to be a quiet night . . . until Syuusuke groped Genichirou’s ass.

*

“Atobe-sama? Sir?” The gentle prodding hand of Nekawa Suzuka poked Keigo awake from the dog pile on the couch. He looked up blearily, still managing to exude narcissism and vanity while half-asleep. “Yes? What is it you need, Nekawa?”

“Pardon me, sir, but Chihime-ojousama will be woken up soon by her maid, and I thought it would be unwise of her walking in on you in this state,” Suzuka did not even bat an eye at the naked and rather messy state of the five men. It wasn’t as if this was anything new.

Keigo tried to process this information for a moment, waiting until one brain cell managed to pour a bucket of cold water over another in order to wake it up. The now-soaked brain cell was not very happy about the arrangement, but still passed on the message so that it finally clicked in Keigo’s mind.

“Oh . . .” It was improper for any Atobe to swear in front of the hired help, but Keigo was coming pretty close to breaking that unspoken rule. Suzuka helped his predicament.

“I took the liberty of setting out clothes for you and the masters,” she informed him, already cleaning around the couch. “If you would kindly wake them, I am sure they would wish to hear this news as well.”

Atobe gave a blank nod at her retreating form, mentally noting that he should really hire more lesbians – they made his whole life a lot more bearable than those giggling, sniveling little maids that had to be rehired once a month and demanded hazard pay. He pushed the nearest body to him – which happened to be Tezuka. “’Mitsu! Kunimitsu!” he hissed. “Wake up!”

Tezuka gave a loud groan and wrapped his arm around Keigo’s waist, pulling him closer to the large pile of bodies. Now, while Atobe was tempted by the glassless Kunimitsu, who only looked more vulnerable and uke-like without his trademark glasses, he was not at all eager to explain to Chihime the intricacies of sex at the tender age of five. Besides, he was planning to leave the details of the birds and bees to Ryoma, who was the only one of them least likely to scar her forever with the explanation.

“Kunimitsu! Chihime is probably awake by now and is coming downstairs to this room very soon!”

This woke everyone up.

There was a very rapid scuffling for clothes and stripping the couch while all five quickly agreed that Nekawa had earned herself a fat Christmas bonus and an all-expenses paid vacation anywhere, should she chose to take it. Syuusuke just barely managed to button his shirt and lie back down on the couch where the others were pretending to be sleeping before Chihime bounded into the room.

“WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!” she bounded onto the laps of her fathers, who most definitely would have been in for a rude awakening if they were asleep. “Santa-san came! He came in the night just like you said he would!”

“Well, of course he did,” Kunimitsu smiled at his daughter and lifted her up into his arms. “Didn’t you believe us when we said he’d be here?”

“Of course I did,” Chihime replied stubbornly, giggling when Syuusuke came over and gave her a large kiss on the cheek.

“Why don’t we see what Shizune-san has cooked up for us in the kitchen, hmm?” he asked, grinning at her.

“I’ll bet she made something extra special for Christmas,” Genichirou joined in.

“Maybe some chocolate muffins,” Ryoma suggested.

Keigo lifted an eye at Chihime. “I think you’d better get to the kitchen before I eat all your food,” he warned jokingly.

The little girl gave a squeak and ran from Tezuka’s arms into the kitchen. She made quick work of the small feast set out on the table. “Hurry, hurry!” she urged her fathers. “I want to open presents!”

The five men laughed and complied with her request, finishing their breakfasts in record time. Chihime practically shoved them into the hall, running as fast as her short legs could carry her to the Christmas tree. The base was completely obscured by a massive hill of boxes all wrapped in colorful paper. She was a little confused at first. “Which one should I open first?” she fretted.

“Here,” Ryoma offered his daughter a thin, smallish package in green with a red ribbon. “This one is from your otousan-tachi.”

Chihime eagerly ripped through the paper and the box to her present. Her eyes sparkled as she beheld it. “Thank you! Thank you so much!” she ran and flung her arms around each of her fathers in turn. They smiled and laughed at her reaction as Syuusuke took pictures of her playing with it. Their very own Princess of Tennis had just received her very first tennis racquet.

1) Ojousama - a way of saying “young mistress” or denoting that the person speaking is either very respectful or of a lower status than the one they are talking about.

2) Otousan-tachi – When adding the suffix –tachi to the end of the word, you are referring to a group of people or making it plural. (Ex - “Aiba and the rest went to the concert” would become “Aiba-tachi went to the concert”) This phrase basically means “group of fathers.”

Morning Pains

2006-12-25T12:53:54Z

Title: Morning Pains
Author: Lucifer Hisaki/luciferhisaki
Rating: PG
Fandom: Prince of Tennis
~~Pairing:~~ Relationship: Atobe Keigo/Fuji Syuusuke/Echizen Ryoma/Sanada Genichirou/Tezuka Kunimitsu
Summary: The first thing he noticed once he woke up was that he couldn’t remember anything from last night. The second thing was that his ass pounded like Hell knocking on a Betrayer’s door.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tennis no Oujisama. I never will be.
Notes: I'm not dead! I just got swallowed up by other fandoms! A happy holidays gift for cracked_princes

But his butt hurt. A lot. A whole lot.

[Fic] Outfit

2006-12-25T07:37:40Z

Title: Outfit
Series Archive: Written on the wall
~~Pairing~~ Fivesome: OT5, Focus on ToFu plus Pillar pair + mention YuuMi, 6P and Rikkai team
Genre: Romance, Humor
Rate: PG-13
Status: Un-beta
Note: Kind of sequel to 'Question'

( Fuji family is kinky... )

Ryoma B'Day fic and X'Mas fic~

2006-12-23T09:25:25Z

Title : A Prince’s Diary
Pairing : OT5
Fandom : Tenipuri
Rating : mild R
Disclaimer : Not mine
Warning : Unbetaed!

Into the fic

Atobe Bunny

2006-12-08T12:24:35Z

I finished this one at last (did this between my study time) I know this one wasn't as good as Ryoma...but still, hope you like it >.<

Atobe Bunny