Crack Island

crack_island @ 2008-05-18T12:31:00

2008-05-18T10:33:25Z

[001 - 040] Lost 4x10 Icons
[041 - 068] Prison Break 1x15 Icons

Teasers:

Here...

crack_island @ 2008-04-04T15:11:00

2008-04-04T13:12:01Z

[001 - 049] Lost: Jack Shepard
[050 - 074] Pushing Daisies 1x09
[075 - 095] Grey's Anatomy

Teasers:

Here!

crack_island @ 2007-06-16T03:58:00

2007-06-16T07:59:13Z

TEXTY ICONS
[35] - Through the Looking Glass

TEASERS:

*Some icons contain coarse language. So be warned!

+35

Mmmhyum

2007-05-27T16:02:35Z

Finally my manip-muse came back to me. There is no nudity, but still wouldn't call it worksafe as there are bad words involved :)

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crack_island @ 2006-11-12T14:42:00

2006-11-12T14:42:24Z

TEASER001.	TEASER002.	TEASER003.

FRIENDME USERINFO THETAGS	>> 40 LOST . "Further Instructions" >> 20 Jeffrey Dean Morgan >> 10 Mark Harmon VIEWALL.

crack_island @ 2006-10-05T16:11:00

2006-10-05T20:11:42Z

Teasers

(hey, where are my clothes...)

It's all in the hips - PG

2006-08-10T21:36:20Z

Title: It’s all in the hips – SCENE 1, SCENE 2 and SCENE 3
Characters: All characters will be involved at some point. No specific pairing... Yet.
Summary: A bunch of random short (very, very short... that’s why there’s three) stories in the form of a script/screenplay/sides/whatever you want to call it.
Rating: PG to be safe. But it’s actually more of a G. Maybe its GPG.
Warnings: Uhh... nothing? No spoilers, anyways.
Disclaimer: If I really owned Lost, it wouldn’t end in season five.
Notes: Ahh… It’s my first fic, and not very funny at that. But I’ll march on! And it’s un-beta-ed. Oh my. It might get better as it goes on. I’ll keep trying!

Ready

Set

Action

I'm scared.

Lost BDSM RPG looking for players!

2006-07-10T21:24:46Z

Island Kink RPG is looking for new players. We are a reality based RPG as far as the public life of the actors are concerned. Behind closed doors however they all like to get beyond a little kinky. This place is perfect for everyone who is interested in BDSM and likes perving over the guys and girls from LOST and LOTR! The RPG is fairly new and many characters are free to take and come with a clean slate.

Please read the user info for more information on the game and how to join.

Billy Boyd
Craig Parker
David Wenham
Dominic Monaghan
Elijah Wood
Evangeline Lily
Josh Holloway
Sean Bean
Viggo Mortensen

Dead things on Josh's crotch

2006-06-24T06:07:09Z

Context? Who needs it? Suffice it to say, alliecat8 recently encountered a mutant flea, which met its demise in an interesting location. Tonight, she, arabella_hope and I got up to our usual brand of hijinks.

by arabella_hope:

by hkath

joint:

Possibly more on the way, unless we come to our senses.

crack_island @ 2006-06-09T06:21:00

2006-06-09T11:23:23Z

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my contribution to the cracktastic goodness!

2006-05-24T16:39:02Z

Heeeeeere it is!

"Hey.. Sawyer?"
the dirty-blonde haired man turned from his book to find the brunette he wanted to see the most standing there with an uncomfortable expression on her face. Kate avoided Sawyer's eyes; an unusual gesture given that she was the only woman on the island that could shut him down with just one look. Arching an eyebrow in interest, Sawyer gently laid his copy of Paradise Lost aside on the sand and stared up at her; his lips curving into a smirk.

"What- you get bored sitting on the beach and starin' at the ocean, Freckles?" He replied gruffly, yet there was an undertone of softness evident in his voice that suggested piqued interest. Kate stepped closer to him with her hands loosely clasped.

"I... really shouldn't be asking you for this, but I want it so bad.." She started, her long brown hair falling in her eyes as she tried to speak confidently, "..'Cause I haven't had it in a long time."

Chuckling, Sawyer flipped sun-streaked hair out of his forest green eyes and stretched out, surveying Kate with a look of amusement. "I've had girls ask me for favors before, but I never took you for a shy one when it comes to askin' if I have any medicine.." Tilting his head back to catch the sun on his face, he continued "All you have to do is ask and threaten me with -"

"-I can already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet..." Kate interjected, cutting him off abruptly. The serene smirk on Sawyer's face changed to an expression of sheer confusion as he took in what she had just said; his mind racing.

She can't mean what I THINK she means, can she? This is Kate we're talkin' bout here. Not some loose woman in a bar!

Now the man was really thinking things over. It was true; no one within their little tribe on the island had a current sex life as far as he knew. And Sawyer knew from experience how women can get when their frustrations build up over the course of a few days.. weeks... months. Vivid images of the possiblities of Kate's hidden desire filled Sawyer's head, and before he knew it, he opened his mouth and let loose the first thing that came to his mind:

"My, my I didn't know you had that sort of taste for me." He dared let his amusement shine through by allowing his voice to soften, his eyes searching her face for a reaction. As he had expected, Kate's cheeks went pink. Dropping her voice to a confidential whisper, Kate hissed

"No one has to know about this! But.." her eyes fixed on his and she took a step back, "I'm desperate, and I need your help."

He had not expected this. She needed his help. Kate was asking for his HELP. Kate was a strong woman; one that was dangerous when cornered, and was the reason why Sawyer truly believed that a woman is never so beautiful as when she's mad. In the past she had coerced him and tempted him into helping out, but only when it was convenient for her. Shannon's sudden asthma attack had been the perfect excuse to demand a kiss from her, as the situation was a dire one. But it had been Kate who had kissed hm firmly not once, but TWICE. Was she bribing him for a favor this time?

"I know I shouldn't be asking you this, Sawyer..." she continued, her voice nearly inaudible against the crashing of the waves in the background. Her hands entwined and twisted around eachother, which Sawyer pinpointed as her nervous habit. A curt incline of his head encouraged Kate to continue. "I... can feel my tongue around it.."
God, why did the sun decide to shine right down on him NOW of all times? The air seemed to thicken into a humid haze around them, bring Sawyer to rub a hand down his damp neck into his sleeveless shirt.

Ah.. keep talkin', Freckles...

"..sucking all the juice out of it til there's nothing left.."

At this point, a very un-Sawyer-like smile spread across his tanned face, using every ounce of willpower he had to avoid looking at Kate as she spoke. He hoped to God his body wasn't about to betray him and let the world see how very turned on he was at the moment.. Come to think of it, Sawyer's jeans did seem a little tighter than before...

"Right, come with me." Reaching and taking her small hand in his, Sawyer stepped back beneath the swaying palm trees and pulled on her arm to draw her close. A panicked look swept across Kate's features, her mouth forming words that refused to come out.

"Am I being too forward?" She blurted out, her surprise weakening her resolve as she allowed herself to rest her body against Sawyer. A soft chuckle that sounded more like a low growl followed, and the blonde only curved his lip in his trademark smirk.

"Forward? Hell no, woman you've just made my night." Hands folded around her slim waist and caressed up Kate's back, bringing a smile to his face as he imagined the smooth skin that lay beneath the threadbare clothing. "And you caught me in a good mood, too."

"Ah..." Kate found strength in her voice, only upon being instantly reminded of her mission because of the crashing of waves that echoed her dull ache of hunger on her lips. "Sawyer...can I have a piece of gum?"

That night as the castaways sat together for unofficial dinner, there was talk of a man with a shattered ego, and one very satisfied woman popping her piece of gum by the bonfire, laughing with the others.

cracked '3 minutes'

2006-05-19T00:53:23Z

Teasers

(follow the fake cut)

i cracked 'two for the road'

2006-05-06T02:32:01Z

Teasers

('two for the road' icons this way...)

lots fanfic

2006-04-29T02:10:08Z

Firstly, if this is against the rules then by all means delete this post.

What I'm here to post is that I'm thinking of putting up a LOST fanfic site. I understand there are already two but they haven't been updated in months. I just think it'd be cool to have fanfics archived in one place for people to easily search. What do you guys think? Also, does anyone have any ideas for possible names?

-Hayley

P.S: If you think you might wanna help out if this goes ahead just comment here.

Thanks guys.

The Curse of Craphole Island (Crack!fic PG-13)

2006-04-24T18:49:12Z

Title: The Curse of Craphole Island
Pairing: Mild Jack/Sawyer
Summary: Complete and total crack!fic, loosely inspired from a certain Wallace & Gromit movie.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: Up through "Dave," although this departs considerably from canon
Notes: Happy Birthday themoononastick! Hugs and kisses to my betas, the fabulous foxxcub and the incomparable philomel. Using fanfic100 prompt "What?"
Word count: 4042

bunny!

'lockdown' cracked

2006-04-01T02:25:29Z

Teasers

(I want Jack's mangoes, please.)

crack drabble from moi

2006-03-26T03:43:00Z

Title: The Spank
Summary: Jack has a dirty new habit to show off to Kate.
Notes: arabella_hope made me do it!!

(dirty cracked porn fic drabble)

'the whole truth' cracked

2006-03-24T02:47:47Z

Teasers

(The Whole Truth icons)

random cracked icon

2006-03-08T03:30:42Z

crack_island @ 2006-03-04T09:00:00

2006-03-04T17:00:27Z

Alright, so I lost a bet and had to write crack!fic in which Charlie was having tea with the monster.

I suppose it's PG-13 rated for a bad word or two. Season two spoilers abound. Not too long.

Follow me for the cracktastic horror of a fic!

'maternity leave' cracked

2006-03-03T04:25:28Z

Teasers

(follow the memories)

i cracked 'One of Them'

2006-02-27T02:51:44Z

Teasers

35 One of Them icons

Alas, poor Froggie! I knew him, Horatio

2006-02-18T17:34:07Z

a frog of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy... (with all due apologies to Shakespeare).

animated icon for "the long con"

2006-02-10T18:24:51Z

Sawyer made me do it *nods*

cracked 'the long con' icons

2006-02-10T03:37:07Z

Teasers

(42 The Long Con icons)