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| User: | crabsdoesbites (515412) CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION
crabs does and wills bites. |
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| Name: | crabsdoesbites | |
| Website: | HOT AND STEAMY XXX | |
| About: | THIS IS A COMMUNITY WHERE YOU: a) POST AND THEN b) GET MADE FUN OF BY  itsosimpo AND lessthanjosie and fellow crabsdoesbites members*if you are a member of crabsdoesbites, consider yourself lucky. you are given the opportunity to be made fun of by carlyn and josephine. be thankful you're given such an honor. IMPORTANT: all interested users must READ THE HISTORY OF CRABS DOES BITES before joining STEPS 1) READ THE HISTORY OF CRABS DOES BITES 2) join 3) post about anything you want 4) wait 5) ...wait even longer. REMEMBER: YOU ARE NOT WORTH OUR TIME 6) receive insults and/or 0WN4G3 POINTS 7) bask in your glory of fifteen minute fame 8) continue your meaningless life 9) repeat steps 3-8 while commenting to other people's posts occasionally. SOME OF OUR BEST ENTRIES ARE FRIENDS FUCKING ONLY!!! SO FUCKING JOIN ALREADY!!!  Points will be distributed for 0WNAG3 FACTOR. WINNER WILL RECEIVE BRAGGING RIGHTS AND A SURPRISE IN THE MAIL FROM JOSEPHINE AND CARLYN. p.s. you TOTALLY don't wanna know what happens when you LOSE. 0WNAG3 CRABIT35 PO1NTAG3 7.10.03: skies_above_me= +10.5 shak_on_crack= +8.5 chrisalibby= +8 obelized= +6 claireiszesty= +3 thedaruma= +3 nonamejr= +3 bonafidesunday= +2 gun_in_mouth= +1 ms_rachel= +1 va_voom= -.5 lostambition= -4 cold_heart= -5 computar= -5</font> *POINTS WILL BE UPDATED WEEKLY RULES: - your posts DO NOT have to be about crabs - you will receive one point for each person you recruit - NO ARGUING. the delete option is under our control. we have the right to delete anything we consider retarded/not funny - joining this community is a commitment. you MUST post. and post OFTEN. if you don't, we will leave nasty little comments in your journal reminding everyone about how you like giving your dog oral. also, if you leave crabsdoesbites, we find out. we will get you. - TAKE EVERYTHING WE SAY SERIOUSLY... THEN DWELL ON IT FOREVER. WE DO NOT JOKE AROUND. YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS FUCKS. YOU MUST ACCEPT THAT. | |
| Interests: | 36: 99ranch, anti-lobster, ariel, bites, blue crabs, claws, crab sushi, crabby bob's, crabs, crabs does bites, dirty sailors, does, dungenous crabs, engrish, fob crabs, fobs, hermit crabs, imitation crab, joe's crab shack, looking down on you, mermaids, ocean, pinchers, pussy crabs, sailors, sand, seafood city, seagull shit, seaweed, sebastian, snow crabs, spider crabs, sushi, us, vien dong, your crabs | |
| Maintainers: | 1: | |
| Members: | 12: chrisalibby, claireiszesty, danzis, i_we_you, lessthanjosie, lostambition, poisonedartist, shak_on_crack, skies_above_me, va_voom | |
| Watched by: | 6: bfflucywang, danzis, lessthanjosie, poisonedartist, shak_on_crack, va_voom | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
