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Fighters for Crustacean Liberation
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Created on 2004-07-15 04:02:18 (#3820306), last updated 2007-09-15
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Basic Info| Name: | Crustacean Liberation Front |
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| Location: | Salt Lake City, Utah, United States |
| Membership: | Open |
| Posting Access: | All Members |
AboutThe Crustacean Liberaton Front is a militant organization created to protect crustaceans from abuse, mindless killing, and defamation. Yes, even defamation. We don't like it when people talk shit about crustaceans, got that?
Q&A:
Q: Is this community serious?
A: Yes. If you want to see just how seriously we are, hurt a crab infront of us and see how much we'll fuck your shit up. You'll walk away with a few missing limbs.
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Q: Why do you love crustaceans and want to protect them so much?
A: We love them because we think they're cute. We protect them because, despite having hard, protective exoskeletons and fierce pincers, many crustaceans such as crabs and lobsters are very vulnerable creatures. They're vulnerable to abuse and violence at the hands of humans! Since they can't protect themselves against humans, they need people to help protect them.
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Q: What motivated Cephicide to create this community?
A: Cephicide created this community after coming upon some porn that featured women smashing crustaceans underneath their feet and asses. It was then and there that he decided crustaceans needed an organization that stood for the sole purpose of protecting them. An organization that would liberate them from the heels and asses of women!
Send any other questions to cephicide on AIM.
Q&A:
Q: Is this community serious?
A: Yes. If you want to see just how seriously we are, hurt a crab infront of us and see how much we'll fuck your shit up. You'll walk away with a few missing limbs.
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Q: Why do you love crustaceans and want to protect them so much?
A: We love them because we think they're cute. We protect them because, despite having hard, protective exoskeletons and fierce pincers, many crustaceans such as crabs and lobsters are very vulnerable creatures. They're vulnerable to abuse and violence at the hands of humans! Since they can't protect themselves against humans, they need people to help protect them.
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Q: What motivated Cephicide to create this community?
A: Cephicide created this community after coming upon some porn that featured women smashing crustaceans underneath their feet and asses. It was then and there that he decided crustaceans needed an organization that stood for the sole purpose of protecting them. An organization that would liberate them from the heels and asses of women!
Send any other questions to cephicide on AIM.
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ak-47s, animal rights, aquariums, automatic firearms, beaches, branchiopoda, cirripedia, combat, copepoda, crabs, crawdads, crawfish, crustaceans, environmentalism, exoskeltons, explosives, greenpeace, guerilla warfare, hermit crabs, intervertebrates, lobsters, m16s, martial arts, militancy, molotov cocktails, napalm, ostracoda, peta, pillbugs, pipe bombs, plastic explosives, prawns, sand, shellfish, shorelines, shotguns, shrimp, shrimps, tec-9s, the environment, the ocean, tidal pools, uzis, warfare, weapons
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aeoneternity, animals_first, cephicide, chainsawkarate, circlethesquare, crazyspideylady, dangerprawn, drawmynirvana, erschoene, j3ph, jadewing, kassandra_666, liz81478, lsleroy, morgancarraway, songtocecilia, thislonging, xshellacx
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