DEDICATED TO THE MAN-WHORE OF LOVE AND HIS INTERGALACTIC PEEN

I AM A SRS BIZNESS ACADEMIC

2008-03-19T14:34:53Z

I HAD TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT SCOTTISH POLITICAL IDENTITY, BUT I THOUGHT MY PROFESSOR MIGHT APPRECIATE THIS MORE--IT SUMMARIZES ALL TEH IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT BEING SCOTTISH WITH 1000% MOAR HOTTNESS.

THOUGHTS?!

cpslk_barrowman @ 2007-12-04T21:12:00

2007-12-04T20:13:41Z

NO NEED TO EXPLAIN

NOOB POST

2007-12-04T17:44:15Z

1. JOHN BARROWMAN, SUCH HIS WIN AND AWESOME IS POSSIBLEY THE MOST DESERVING OF CAPSLOCK PERSON IN EXISTANCE.

2. HE HAS BEST SMILE.

3. HE GOT A MAGIC UNDYING IMMORTAL TIEMCOCK, WHICH HE ONLY SHARE WITH HUBBY BUT STILL A FANGIRL CAN DREAM.

4. HE SINGS.

JB + LESSER KINDS OF COCKS AND VAG BUT STILL PRETTY GOOD. TORCHWOOD IS AMUSING..>>>

K IT NO WERK BUT THE GENERAL GIST IS THUS:

JACK= MAGICAL UNDYING IMMORTAL TIEMCOCK
IANTO= TAFFYCOCK
OWEN= COCK
TOSH=GEEKVAG
GWEN= COPPER VAG CUS I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITTIER.

JB= ULTIMATE TIEMCOCK WHEREAS DT JUST THE REGULAR KIND BUT STILL PRETTY GOOD.

GOD I LOVE CASPLOCK

\O/

2007-12-04T02:45:58Z

LOL WAKE UP GUYS

BARROWMAN SEXES US ALL WITH THINGS OTHER THAN PEEN.

2007-09-25T22:12:58Z

I MISS THIS COMM. I MISS THE LULZ.
THEREFORE, HAVE SOME BARROWMAN!SEX.
S'PRETTY.

EAR SEX.

TONGUE SEX.

HAND SEX.

GRIN SEX.

EYEBROW SEX.

EYE SEX. OMG THIS PHOTO MAKES MY OVARIES EXPLODE.

GENERAL SEX.

AND AS A ~~BONER~~ BONUS.

"I CAN HAS PRETTY BOYS PLS?"

WHOEVER SAID THAT ANY DREAM WILL DO HAD NO GAY AGENDA IS A FOOL.

I CAN HAS TUTU?

2007-09-21T07:55:39Z

POST MOAR. NAO.

PICSPAM

2007-07-31T21:42:35Z

BARROWMUNZ PICSPAM CAUSING MASSIVE CAPSLOCK AND INTERMITTENT COMMENTARY.

CAPSLOCKCAPSLOCKCAPSLOCK

cpslk_barrowman @ 2007-07-23T22:15:00

2007-07-23T21:18:00Z

JOIN cpslck_tennant BECAUSE YOU JUST KNOW BARROWMAN WANTS HIMSELF SOME TENNANT PEEN.

Add Glitter to Pictures

SEXY RITE

2007-07-23T07:05:46Z

OKAY RITE, sam42 SAID WHOEVER POSTED THE BEST PEEN PIC OF JOHN WOULD WIN, AND GUESS WHAT, basingstoke WUN WITH HER PIKSHUR OF JOHN IN PANTS. WELL DONE, BITCH, YOU DID GOOD.

SO GO CHECK OUT THE NEW SEXY HEADER NOW, OR JOHN WILL WHIP YOU.

MOAR CAPSLOCK

2007-07-23T05:43:18Z

OKAY GUYS. THERE IS A NEW COMM THAT DOES CAPSLOCK FOR THE MASTER,
cpslck_mrmaster

HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS JOHN BUT HE'S STILL PRETTY AWESOME.

DO CAPSLOCK OR DIE!!!!11ONE!!!

cpslk_barrowman @ 2007-07-17T23:52:00

2007-07-18T03:53:59Z

FOR THOSE MGS FANS OUT THERE

THIS IS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST SAW JACK WITH A REVOLVER

Y/N?

CAPTAIN JACK HAS HIS WICKED WAY WITH INANIMATE OBJECTS

2007-07-05T19:05:40Z

'MEMBER THAT BIT IN 'UTOPIA' WHERE JACK AND THE DOKTOR HAVE MANLY CHATS THRU A RADIASHUN ROOM DOOR, WHICH MADE ALL THE TEN/JACK SLASHERS IMPLODE? WELL, SOME GENIUS CHRISTENED IT DOOR!SEX. [IT WAS HOT ON TOAST]

ANYWAYS, I SAW THIS PHOTO AND SQUEALED ...

OMG ACTUAL DOOR!SEX

SO I HERD U LIEK PEEN

2007-07-05T05:48:23Z

OKAY SO LIKE HOWEVER MANY DAYS AGO WE HIT 100 MEMBERS! IT'S 102 RIGHT NOW BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE EXTRA TWO SO GTFO THE INTERNETS BUT NOT REALLY KAY.

ANYWAYS, PEEN. THAT'S RIGHT, PEEN.

WAIT, NO, I MEAN CONTEST. PEEN CONTEST! WE ARE HOLDING A CONTEST WHERE IF YOU WIN YOU CAN GET LOTS OF COOL PRIZES AND SHIT.

YOUR MISSION IS TO POUR OVER ALL THE PHOTOS OF JOHN YOU HAVE. GO FRAME BY FRAME THROUGH EVERY SINGLE VIDEO. AND FIND PEEN.

THAT'S RIGHT, PEEN. WE NEED CAPS AND PHOTOS OF PEEN. NICE BIG BULGES. THE MORE VISIBLE THE BETTER. AND THE PERSON WHO FINDS THE PHOTO WITH THE MOST VISIBLE PEEN WINS!

SRSLY, CAUSE THIS COMM NEEDS MORE PEEN. NOW GO FIND ME SOME PEEN, BITCHES!

OKAY OKAY UPDATE! gemstar69 SAYS THAT THE WINNER'S PIC WILL BE IN THE NEW HEADER! BECAUSE SRSLY THIS ONE TOTALLY SUCKS SORRY GEMMA WELL NOT REALLY YES. AND YOU WIN MOAR SHIT THAN THAT BECAUSE I SAYS SO AND I WILL WHIP HER CAUSE SHE'S MY PHOTOSHOP SLAVE LIEK.

BUT I LOVE HER SRSLY! JOHN LOVES HER TOO, HE TOLD ME SO.

WOW LOOK

2007-06-28T19:30:02Z

O HAI GUYZ,

SOMEONE (US/YOU/THAT MAN BEHIND YOU) NEEDS TO SEND JOHN AN ANONYMOUS LETTER TO TELL HIM ABOUT THIS COMM AND THAT WE ALL LOVE HIS PEEN. YOU KNOW HE WOULD SEND US SOME PIKSHURZ FOR IT.

SO GO FORTH AND SEND JOHN'S PEEN A NOTE.

IF YOU DON'T, BABY JESUS WILL KILL HIS ERECTION.

DO YOU WANT TO BE THE REASON JOHN'S PEEN IS DED? DO YOU?

LOVE,
YOUR SEXY MOD

IN OTHER NEWS, HERE'S JOHN SLIPPING A GINGER PUPPET THE TONGUE:

CODE MAUVE!

2007-06-28T05:39:10Z

'NUF SAID!!!

LET UR HAIR DOWN

2007-06-27T20:44:12Z

I IZ LAME BUT DIS PICTAH TOO FUNNAH TO NOT MACRO

YOU ALL LOVE THE BUTTSECKS

2007-06-27T19:25:14Z

OH LOOK, SUGGESTIVE PICTURES. TOTEZ WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
XD

"NO JACK, PLS TO BE STOPPING. TOO MUCH SECKS NOW"

NO CAPTION NEEDED.

AND FROM THE QUITE FABBY FILM, 'THE PRODUCERS':

THERE YOU GO.

SUGGESTIVE PICTURES FOR THE LULZ.

EXTRA EXTRA

2007-06-25T21:13:46Z

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO FOR cpslk_barrowman! FROM THE MASTER'S PERSONAL STASH!

IS IT SATURDAY YET?

OMG WOW

2007-06-25T18:57:16Z

OKAY SLIGHT SPOILARZ FOAR THE LAST EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO, BUT YOU KNEW JACK HAS BEEN CAPSHURED ANYWAY. JOHN HAS BEEN BONDAGED. YOU WILL LUK AT THEM BECAUSE WHEN I LUKED AT THEM I ~~CAME~~ LIEKED THEM VERY MUCH.

JOHN IF YUUR READING THIS, COME OVER NOW PLS I MUST DO SEX FOR YOU.

cpslk_barrowman @ 2007-06-23T21:20:00

2007-06-23T20:18:16Z

DOKTOR AND JACK'S TORCHWOOD CONVERSATION V2.0 NAO WIF ADDED MACROS

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOAR SOUND OF DRUMS AND DOOMSDAY

OMG NO WAI JACK

cpslk_barrowman @ 2007-06-21T21:47:00

2007-06-22T01:54:33Z

I'M BORED. HERE'S ANOTHER PHOTO!

THATTA BOY! PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, JOHN.

HELLOHELLOHELLO

2007-06-21T19:37:49Z

ZOMG I JUST FOUND THIS COMMUNITY AND I TOTALLY LUFF IT. IT IS MAAAAADE OF WIN.
I FOUND IT AT THE MOST AWESOME OF TIMES, BECAUSE I HAVE JUST READ THE BEST INTERVIEW WITH JB IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

"IN ONE SCENE WITH DAVID, I HAD MY BALLS HANDING OUT OF MY TROUSERS. I DIDN'T TELL HIM, OPENED MY COAT AND THERE THEY WERE. NEEDLESS TO SAY, THE WORDS HE USED WERE VERY CONTROVERSIAL"
ZOMG, TEN-INCH TOTEZ ALMOST SAW THE JB PEEN.

"I HAVE A CONTRACT WHICH STATES MY BALLS WILL ALWAYS BE REVEALED AT SOME POINT DURING A FILMING SEASON"
*IS DEAD FROM LULZ*

COPYRIGHT HEAT MAGAZINE AND THAT.

SORRY I DON'T HAVE PICTURZ TO SHARE. I WILL HANG MY HEAD IN SHAME.

BIG HANDS I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE

2007-06-21T04:23:05Z

LOOK AT THOSE HANDS! OMFG!
BIG HANDS! BIG MOUTH! WHAT ELSE?!
THE MAN IS A HUMAN SEX TOY!

NEWSFLASH: BARROWMAN SUPPORTS TITTYWANKS

2007-06-20T19:16:32Z

HAI GUYZ LOL I JUST FOUND THIS ARTICLE IN WHICH JOHN EXPLAINS IN HIS CHARACTERISTIC WAY HOW ~*~POPULAR~*~ HE'D BE WITH THE LADIES IF HE WASN'T A HARDCORE FAN OF BUMSECKS.

I'M QUOTING, SO NO CAPS, FFS.

John Barrowman says he should consider turning straight because he's so popular with the ladies.

The actor, who's just finished a stint as a judge on Any Dream Will Do, reckons he's a babe magnet.

'I don't get attention from men - it's all women. They try to turn me,' he laughs. 'I'm considering coming out as straight, because if I was into p***y I would be getting so much right now!

'That's my tip to straight lads - pretend you're gay, then the girls want to turn you!'

But the 40-year-old star, who's been dating British designer Scott Gill for six years, can still appreciate a woman's beauty - particularly Dr Who co-star Freema Agyeman.

'She has a nice butt,' he tells Zoo magazine. 'I may be gay, but I appreciate t**s and ass. Nothing beats a good titty-w**k.'

Hmm, nice.

TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOJEN, J-BAR. WHO WANTS A BARROWMAN TITTYWANK, THEN?

OKAY.

HERE, HAVE A BONUS BARROWMAN PIC IN WHICH HE'S LOOKING AT SOMEONE'S ARSE.

BARROWMAN'S FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITIONS

2007-06-19T21:27:10Z

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS POSTED THESE YET! COME ON, PEOPLE! YOU'RE SLACKING!