Dana Y. Kujan (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} dana_kujan) wrote in ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} cox_and_co,@ 2006-06-10 19:04:00 |
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The Adventure of the Ardent Aficionado
"Holmes… I have a missive here saying we've been given a gift by an anonymous benefactor."
"Surely, there's some clue to the identity," he remarked, barely looking up from the Times.
"None that I can discern."
"Then, pray tell what is the gift?"
"LiveJournal time," I ventured, with some puzzlement. "Whatever that is."
"Ah!" Holmes ejaculated. "A definite clue!"
He snatched the message from my hands and began to pace slowly about the room. "A woman… an ardent follower of your embellished adventures… with no shame… and a penchant for the vulgar."
"You don't mean...?"
"Yes, Watson: a slash fan."
THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE, FOR THE 12 MONTHS PAID LJ TIME FOR cox_and_co!
"Holmes… I have a missive here saying we've been given a gift by an anonymous benefactor."
"Surely, there's some clue to the identity," he remarked, barely looking up from the Times.
"None that I can discern."
"Then, pray tell what is the gift?"
"LiveJournal time," I ventured, with some puzzlement. "Whatever that is."
"Ah!" Holmes ejaculated. "A definite clue!"
He snatched the message from my hands and began to pace slowly about the room. "A woman… an ardent follower of your embellished adventures… with no shame… and a penchant for the vulgar."
"You don't mean...?"
"Yes, Watson: a slash fan."
cox_and_co!
