Coupling Quotes

Stockings Aren't Real...

2007-12-21T20:34:37Z

Steve: There are three things all men should know, and it's time you did too. You're never going to be famous, you're fatter than you think, and, most important of all, they don't keep wearing stockings.
Jeff: Julia always wears stockings. No, really! She's always worn them. She always will. She told me.
[Steve and Patrick chuckle]
Jeff: In fact, Julia told me she...
Steve and Patrick: [finishing with him] ... prefers wearing stockings.

How Hungry?

2007-11-18T18:38:32Z

"Lesbians don't eat people, Susan!"

Bottoms are our natural enemy

2007-08-13T18:03:54Z

from: The Cupboard of Patrick's Love (season 1, episode 6)

Jane: I'm just feeling so ridiculously horny. I swear, if I didn't have my heart set on having sex with a man, you two would be in serious trouble.

Sally: I could never have sex with another woman. What if she had a smaller bottom?

Susan: Excuse me! I have a crisis here way above bottoms on the crisis scale.

Sally: We're women. There is nothing above bottoms on the crisis scale. Bottoms are our natural enemy.

Susan: Sally, please...

Sally: They follow us around our entire lives, right behind us and constantly growing. How do they do that? I'm sure mine's back there secretly snacking.

coupling_quotes @ 2007-05-17T21:19:00

2007-05-17T19:20:12Z

Lynda: I like kissing, don’t you?

Jeff: Yeah, especially the tongues part. I love getting all that extra tongue. You know, sometimes I eat really cold ice cream so my tongue goes numb and it feels like someone elses... don’t we all get lonely sometimes.

My favourite Jeff quote of the many! :D

coupling_quotes @ 2007-04-24T18:39:00

2007-04-24T17:40:32Z

"I was Giselle on the phone, it was me!"

dancing_moffat

2006-11-08T10:09:58Z

New Commuinity!

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All about the writer, Steven Moffat. So come and join me! I'm all lonesome at the moment. This comm is for EVERYTHING Steven has written, not just Coupling.

Hello!

2006-09-16T13:20:01Z

New to the comm, quite new to "Coupling" - watched season 1 and 2 on DVD and will be getting the rest soon! Jeff rawks! Here are a few choice "Jeff-isms"....

"I love the word naked. It's brilliant isn't it? Naked. When I was a kid I used to write the word naked on a bit of paper hundreds of times and rub my face in it."

Jeff: I am a prison for sperms. Those poor little tadpoles have been sentenced to life in Jeff Murdock's groin. And let me tell you, that can be a pretty lonely place.
Steve: I'm sure you always... lend a hand.
Jeff: Well, yeah, there's that. But that's not what the boys are wanting, is it? See, they want to think they're going somewhere when they go. I keep thinking about my brave lads all excited on the launch pad, and then suddenly it's "Uhh, no! Daylight!"

"Well, see, if you're gay, right... if you're gay, masturbation is practice! You can have a good old practice on you own, and when you're ready, when you got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's."

"You know what’s great about skirts? When a woman’s wearing a skirt, you know, you know, that somewhere in that room, shifting all the time, there is the VAA: the Visual Access Angle. A clear line of sight back to base camp."

Steve: Jeff, Jeff, I know about the giggle loop, the sock gap, the nudity buffer, and what you said to Audrey Watkins. Believe me, there is nothing you can possibly say that will surprise me. What’s gone wrong this time?
Jeff: I’ve got too many legs.

And my favourite....on why having sex with two women at once is such a brilliant idea...

"It would be like being attacked by a giant breast octopus! Except this time your mother doesn't wake you up before the good bit!"

Oh Jeff and his mother issues....the poor wee boy ^_^

I did it! 50 Sentences of Coupling!

2006-09-12T12:23:58Z

Go here for Steve and Susan goodness!

Susan, The Happy Trotting Elf

2006-09-10T03:03:41Z

does anyone have lyrics to this? I'd really appreciate it!

Thanks!

coupling_quotes @ 2006-08-01T20:53:00

2006-08-01T10:54:27Z

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coupling_quotes @ 2006-07-21T00:18:00

2006-07-20T14:19:14Z

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Quote

2006-05-17T06:43:49Z

I'm trying to figure out which episode a certain quote is in. Susan's talking about her relationship with Steve, saying something like "How do you measure time with the man you want to spend the rest of your life with?" Anyone know?

Series 3 : "Remember this"

2006-05-12T12:25:00Z

Sally: "Men always want Susan's number. It's her tiny little bottom isn't it? Tiniest, little bottom in the world. It's like two tiny puppies in a tiny little sack! That's why she bounces when she walks. Her little bottom is just so happy with all the tiny littleness in the world. Probably sings in the shower. It's the Walt Disney arse!"

coupling_quotes @ 2006-05-10T22:45:00

2006-05-11T03:51:28Z

"Jane, will you quit randomly walking through my door? This is not, I repeat, NOT an American sitcom!"

-Steve, "Night Lines" (series 4)

coupling_quotes @ 2006-05-08T12:47:00

2006-05-08T10:51:30Z

Every time I see this quote on the Coupling Quote Generator it makes me laugh. I think that's one of my favorite coupling quotes ever.

When man invented fire he didn't say "hey, let's cook", he said "great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark".

/ Steve in 'Inferno'

I love Steve.

I also think there's way too less quotes by Steve in that generator, isn't it?

coupling_quotes @ 2006-04-06T22:09:00

2006-04-07T05:11:03Z

Someone's probably posted this before, but I couldn't stop myself from clicking "New Quote" over and over.

It's a Coupling quote generator.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/quotes/index.shtml

potpourri???

2006-04-02T15:42:32Z

"What in the name of God's arse is the purpose of potpourri? Looks like breakfast, smells like your auntie!"
- Steve, The Girl With One Heart

I just love that one. I'm a girl, but I just have to agree with him.

What's this?

2006-03-03T23:57:19Z

This is a community promotion, feel free to skip over it but it is relevant to this community and I thought everyone would enjoy it.

coupling_stamps is a rating community. It has an application for you to fill out which you will see on the userinfo and the other members will vote which Coupling(UK) character they think you are.

Everything is set up and ready so join, enter an application and please do not forget to vote on others as that is how we keep the community going. We are a very small community and I just now officially opened it today, so please help get it off its feet! Make sure you read the rules before applying though, they are simple and easy to follow and it will be a fun commmunity!

I know Coupling communities seem dead around here but I would really appreciate it if you spread the word, joined, applied, and voted... We need more Coupling fans around and I figured that you all would be interested in a Coupling Stamping community! Thank you so much for reading and joining if you are inclined to do so.

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Sally: "Men always want Susan's number. It's her tiny little bottom isn't it? Tiniest, little bottom in the world. It's like two tiny puppies in a tiny little sack! That's why she bounces when she walks. Her little bottom is just so happy with all the tiny littleness in the world. Probably sings in the shower. It's the Walt Disney arse!"
(Crossposted to other Coupling communities!)
~Sincerely,
Amadeo

coupling_quotes @ 2006-02-20T19:00:00

2006-02-21T00:04:17Z

Sally: You've never understood about bottoms Jane. Having a bottom is living with the enemy. Not only do they spend their lives slowly inflating, they flirt with men while we're looking the other way.

I've never thought about bottoms flirting but it caught my ear today. I giggled.

Just a quickie for you...

2006-02-13T17:04:31Z

Sally: Patrick.
Patrick: Mmm.
S: Patrick! Wake up!
P: Can't stay, I've got a breakfast meeting ... Oh. Sorry. Autopilot.
S (amused): I've heard about your autopilot.
P: Oh yeah? What have you heard?
S: One time you accidentally called a taxi for a girl before you'd had sex with her.
P: That wasn't an accident. There's a difference between a quickie and an accident.

coupling_quotes @ 2006-02-11T17:00:00

2006-02-11T23:01:39Z

Steve on erections:

"It's not an emergency dinghy, I don't pull a ripcord!"

from "Gotcha."

That's hot

2006-02-11T20:41:45Z

From Season 4, "The Naked Living Room"

Oliver: What's gonna happen?
Jane: Well, you're gonna ring on the doorbell, I'm going to answer the door--
Oliver: Right...
Jane:--and at at midday the following day--
Oliver: Yeah?
Jane: --I'll put you down again.

Coupling-fic!

2006-02-08T17:15:58Z

Follow the link to my journal to read a lovely little Steve-centric fic I wrote.
http://classics-lover.livejournal.com/21554.html#cutid1

OPPOSITE the photocopier?

2006-01-28T05:47:39Z

Patrick: So what happened next?
Jeff: She took a large stapler from one of the shelves...
Patrick: A LARGE stapler? *gets dirty looks* Sorry, it's hard to tell which part of the story is meant to be interesting.

coupling_quotes @ 2006-01-12T01:39:00

2006-01-12T06:45:26Z

3.4 - Remember This
"Always the same with men, isn’t it? Looks like a starter handle, works like an off-switch." - Sally Harper

3.1 - Split
"Lap dancing is the ultimate nightmare of man. Porn that can see you." - Steve Taylor

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