You still think that way?

I'm being investigated as a possible Immune.

I'd like to say straight away that I will not be angry with whoever is responsible so long as they have the integrity to admit to the... happening. I'm positively sure it was an accident, wasn't it, loves? ♥

Now. Who keyed my car? It's the black, two-door, hard top convertible, imported affair parked just in front of the Maths building beneath the largest tree. A key mark on that paint-job would be hard to miss, I'll tell you that. I don't know what this person was thinking. Of course, of course, it was an accident. I don't know how you can accidentally key someone's car, but I'm sure it must be possible.

If only this were the worst of my problems, but no. No, it's simply the most vexing to my peace of mind. Until I know who did it, I doubt I'll be able to sleep one wink.

I'll give the perpetrator (though that may be too harsh a word- forgive me, I can't think of a better one) until Thursday to confess. Failing that, hm. Well, I'll be taking matters into my own hands.

You guys!!! I have heard the best news I have ever heard. I will tell you what it is.

The pistol shrimp!!!

It is possibly the loudest animal in the sea and it is very tiny. It is shrimpy, if you know what I mean. It has one large claw to make cavitation bubbles at it closes the claw. These bubbles can generate acoustic pressures up to 80 kPa at a distance 4 cm from the claw! And do you know what this means? It means that this pressure can kill small fish and shatter glass! Like an opera singer!!! But this, if you can believe it, is not all!!!

The snap can also make sonoluminescence when the cavitation bubble bursts. The burst bubble can reach temperatures of over 5,000 K (this is 4,726.85 degrees Celsius). Do you know what this means??? OK! I will put it in perspective. This is almost as hot as the sun! This clapping shrimp makes light and plasma when it is giving you a round of applause! Can you believe it???

Here is my plan. I must become very, very rich, you see, and then I will find a man to make me an aquarium made of diamond. Yes, diamonds, so the shrimp cannot escape. Ha ha, old Theo has thought this through!!! And then I will find a pistol shrimp and it will be my pet.

My friends have taught me it is good to have goals. Now I have a goal. I think I will name my pistol shrimp Oeddie. That is a good name.

This might sound like a really weird question, but do you know what spirits and potentials are?

Hello, people of Countshire! I'm bored (and I can't bear to look at my Gaelic textbooks for another minute), so I'm offering this to all of you!

As some of you guys may know, I'm part of the Fortune Telling Club on campus. I read tarot, and, well, I could always use the practice. So, if you're interested, we're going to do this: think of a question you want answered, leave it here in a comment (you can do it anonymously if you don't want people to know who you are) or shoot me a PM with said question, and I'll reply with three cards. One represents the past, another is your current situation, and the last is your potential future, all relating to the question at hand.

Sound good?

Okay! Ask away!

May I ask you for some advice?

To whoever saw fit to scoop up a red leather-bound book from the library earlier today, I would very much like it returned to me.

Yes, I know, I should keep better track of my things. However, people should also refrain from taking things without permission. It was very clearly not a book from the library.

MAMA CALLED

Hey.

Let's go on an adventure.