I have been recieving reorts of a young man (possibly a boy) who has apparently fallen into the portal multiple times.

If you see any suspicious children or young men on the school grounds, please apprehend them and bring them to me.

Sorry, is anyone missing a kid? Just...asking, you know.

Tell me the best jogging routes in this place. Somewhere with nice, difficult terrain.

I must train my body and mind.

Come, small, girlish one.

We're going jogging.

Were you in the library earlier?

I believe you and I need to have a little chat.

christ, i haven't been this sick since grade school. don't ask me how it happened in july, i don't have a flippin clue. all i know is i looked down my own throat and it was yellow. fresh and exciting color for my insides, hey, i'll admit it, but that can't be good.

is swine flu still hot news? anybody maybe wanna come catch it?

i hav found my hero

I see how you like to talk about everything. You make enemy, you want to talk to him. You want to hold his hand and kiss him like he your mother. You want to bake cake for him and put sugar in teacup, like you his wife. This not way to win respect of world. This not way to make men pee in panties at mention of name.

omg its like hes seen into my mind and realised all i want to acheive...

How have you been, Audrey? Good, I take it. I'd rather not waste more of your time than absolutely necessary, not that this is a matter of absolute necessity- by all means, if you've a more pressing engagement, forget you ever saw my message- but I had heard, perhaps misheard, that there is going to be a show at the Art Department this weekend. And that lead me to wonder whether or not you'd be showing any of your designs, which also lead me to wonder whether you would mind terribly my stopping by. Would you?

If you would mind, perhaps we might have coffee sometime instead. Unless of course you'd rather not.

With Regards,
Aubrey

Who is it that said that the young will keep you young? Ah? I must inform him that he is fucking wrong.

This evening, I had to visit the library to return a few overdue books (Izumi's fault, but do not ask her. She will deny.) and what do I see at the study tables? Students! And every fucking one of them, studying! What kind of way is this for college students to behave, I ask you!

I will tell you something personal. Ha! I am always telling "you" something personal. I quotation "you" because who knows who "you" is on these blogs? I do not quotation them to be an asshole, why most people quotation things. But I will tell you, I did not learn one fucking thing earning my BSc. You learn nothing for four years, you only bullshit while hungover, then you must break your neck at your MSc, learning everything you did not, then you return to bullshit for a PhD.

You are young! Enjoy it. Before long you will be Kazuki or Siggy or my sister or, if you are very lucky, me.

Ah. Kazuki is missing. That is why I started writing this... But I have told "you".