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| User: | cottage4east (1092753) |
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| Name: | the cottage four collective | |
| Location: | Portland, Maine, United States | |
| About: | 1: If you smoke in our house, Esther will fucking kill you! 2: No death. 3: Do not fellate the revolver. 4: The cat is not a toy. 5: The cat is not a bath stop. 6: Do not torture the cat. 7: Do not eat the graduate school. 8: Do not cast the squid against thy housemate. 9: Do not cast thy cous-cous upon our house. 10: No marriage! None! (except maybe for tax purposes or if there’s a draft) 11: Your smile is your personal welcome mat. 12: Please do not walk on my smile. 13: Do not put the cat in the crock-pot. 14: Remember rule fifteen. 16: a) Do not exercise the excessively accessible axis of evil b) Exorcisms by permit only. 17: Lick the cat at your own risk. 18: Thou shalt not serve subpoenas upon the members of this household 19: We hate you and your ass face, Assface! 20: You can drive a car through our wall, but then we’ll have to murder you, Steven. 21: No scurvy. 22: Thou shat not ass-chug thy Guinness. 23: Thou shalt not fuckity-fuck-fuck thy cat (yee-ha!) 24: a. no preaching. b. Jesus for academic purposes only. 25: Thou shalt not menace Kristen with thy big black cock! (this means you, Esther.) 26: Don’t wrestle Doug in enclosed spaces. 27: Acknowledge that there is a horse here. 28: The clementine cannot consume the finger ball. 29: Thou shalt not name the cheese sticks that have paced through thy bowels and been flushed down the toilet Ithaca. 30: Thou shalt not flipper-lady. 31: No gay love between the cock and the fish. (nor the finger ball!) 32: Do not set the turtles a flame. 33: Do not bleach, dye or otherwise recolour the cat. 34: No Fucking Shih Tzus! 35: Blouse optional. 36: Thou shalt not dork any direct object. (especially not in the sink!) 37: No shit shooting surrounding the sick sleepy seniors asylum! 38: Moist. 39: Do not interfere with the natural course of the dance of the cock monkey! 40: Fire walk with me! 41: Thou shalt not find perfection in turds. 42: No Disney breast-mold. | |
| Interests: | 23: annie dillard, books, bourbon, chocolate chip cookies, contra dancing, cottage 4 collective, free clothes, fuck you esther, gin, household gods, making bread, nordic music, photography, pie, pinhole photography, pittsburgh, poetry, rum, soup, the nields, vermont, viewpointing, vodka | |
| Maintainers: | 1: estheruth | |
| Members: | 4: andymeg, cootiedoon, dscheuring, estheruth | |
| Watched by: | 2: dscheuring, estheruth | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
