mostly harmless ([info]hajiomatic) wrote in [info]corrupted_wish,
@ 2008-10-19 07:27:00
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I wish I was not getting older
GRANT-O-ZOONIE!

You are constantly the same age. Never changing. Never learning anything new. You're not stuck in the same day (i.e. Bill Murray "Groundhog Day")but all your friends out-grow you and pass you by. As they pair off and have meaningful realationships, you're stuck with one night stands, a dead-end job at McErgies making perogies and a paycheck-to-paycheck mentality.
Until that final one night stand where you catch the lethal virus which kills you.
At least your corpse is still good looking.
We'll hold a candle-light vigil for you.


I wish my back was 100% pain free



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