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| User: | cookiefree (9048007) COOKIE-FREE
CRUSHING COOKIES WITH SPORKS |
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| Name: | cookiefree | |
| About: | We are a strong group of STRONG people who have made the important lifechoice of being cookie-free. WE ARE STRONG AND WE ARE NOT "POLITICALLY CORRECT" LIKE THE REST OF YOU SHEEPLE!-*****THIS IS A VERY IMPORTANT COMMUNITY FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE CHOSEN TO LIVE A LIFE WITHOUT COOKIES!***** You need to have a thick skin to post around here, but if you do not live a cookie-free lifestyle or come here just to complain about our choices, YOU WILL BE BANNED! There is one common thread here: we all hate the HELL out of cookies. Eating them, buying them, being given them as gifts: it's all against what we believe in (which is a life untarnished by the ubiquitous stain of COOKIES). This community was started because we were sick of all the brainwashed masses constantly shoving their beliefs about cookies in our faces. Are YOU sick of going into a perfectly innocent discussion forum about delicious desserts, only to be assaulted on all sides by everyone trying to shove their cookie lifestyle in your face? Do YOU constantly feel the need to tell complete strangers how much you hate cookies and expect them to give a damn? Well then ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} cookiefree welcomes you with open arms! This is our safe haven from the oppressionist many who seek to change the belief that we hold dear and believe very strongly in. If you don't like that, then we don't want you here. Period. Fin. END OF STORY.This community is about being cookie-free and living the cookie-free lifestyle. And we are here ONLY for those who have FULLY accepted the cookie-free lifestyle. If you only hate SOME cookies, or if you accidentally had a cookie shoved in your mouth twenty years ago, then you are NOT WELCOME HERE. There are plenty of other communities about hating cookies that you can go to. PLENTY. IF YOU EVER WANT TO EAT A COOKIE, HAVE EATEN A COOKIE, OR REGULARLY RECIEVED COOKIES AS A GIFT WITHOUT THROWING THEM IN SOMEONE'S FACE, GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. THIS COMMUNITY IS NOT FOR YOU OR FOR ANYONE LIKE YOU! There are a few very simple, very important rules that all members must follow. 1. You must be cookie-free and live a life without having ever eaten a cookie. I WILL SAY THIS AGAIN IN CASE YOU ARE RETARDED: IF YOU EVER PLAN TO EAT A COOKIE, WANT TO EAT A COOKIE, HAVE EATEN A COOKIE, OR ENJOY COOKIES YOU ARE NOT ONE OF US. YOU ARE NOT REALLY COOKIE FREE. NOT NOW OR NOT EVER. ONE MORE TIME: 2. You must have a strong gut. Do you sympathize with people who buy a cookie at the super market? Or perhaps a cookieseller coming to your door trying to raise BLOOD MONEY for some "charity"? Then get out of OUR community and go somewhere in your wittle flower garden happy sunshine world. THIS IS A TOUGH COMMUNITY, SISSY GIRL, AND ONLY THE TOUGHEST OF THE TOUGH WILL SURVIVE. 3. *NEVER DELETE YOUR POSTS EVER* unless you are arguing with a troll and then well of course it is ok 4. ONE MORE TIME AGAIN: IF YOU REGULARLY EAT COOKIES THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE 5. ***ABSOLUTELY DO NOT TROLL OTHER COMMUNITIES. Trolling other communities is absolutely NOT TOLERATED in cookiefree and you will be banned ABSOLUTELY INSTANTLY.***6. You are not BETTER than us because we don't eat cookies, so don't come trotting in here with your OPINIONS about how you're BETTER than us for eating cookies or selling cookies or making cookies! There's nothing glamorous about getting flour all over your hands and spreading DISEASE to people through cookies! You are NOT the speshul widdle snowflake you THINK you are, and anyone who comes in here to TROLL will not be tolerated! EVER! | |
| Interests: | 8: fuck cookies, hating cookies, no cookies, no cookies ever, not cookies, not eating cookies, not giving cookies, seriously fuck cookies forever | |
| Maintainers: | 1: mia_d | |
| Members: | 26: chozo, citric_acidic, fabiopl, fatomandeibu, masterhibb, mia_d, mistressatma, mwmiller, potlan, rawness, redtheblue, revme, richter_belmont, sallybanner, sardius_, satsu, sngingcircusdog, snoozenstein, solidbox, specific_chris, stuffy, thegreenmeanie, theotherbaldwin, trar | |
| Watched by: | 23: citric_acidic, fabiopl, fatomandeibu, masterhibb, mistressatma, mwmiller, norondor, piemancer, potlan, rawness, redtheblue, revme, richter_belmont, sardius_, sngingcircusdog, snoozenstein, solidbox, specific_chris, stuffy, thegreenmeanie, theotherbaldwin, thighofjustice, trar | |
| Account type: | Basic Account | |
