| Oct. 23rd, 2007 @ 11:00 pm It's not me, it's the SUGAR! |
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It's all seiyaharris's fault!!!
Sugar rush induced panels proposal for Connotations 2008:
-"How to Feed and Nurture your Very Own Gruboid"
-"The Dynamics of Foursomes' ButtSex as demonstrated in Interpretative Dance"
-"Gruboidhood meets Hobbithood: a Tale of Wonders and Mysteries revealed"
-"How to Count your Tentacles: Orefices and Appendages in 5 easy steps..or 6. Or 7. Erm."
-"Easing your Way into RPS: the properties of Lube, Butter and Gun-Oil, plus Steve Carlson's phone number"
-"Mysticism and Fandom: Jensen Ackles as the Definitive Proof of the Existence of God. Any God. As long as Jensen gets shirtless."
-"Twu Wuv or ButtSex: the Metaphysical Implications of the Divide between the Mind and the Body and Ergonomics of Penetration, with Demonstrations offered by The Organic Scheme for the Conservation, Reproduction and Protection of Three-Legged Llamas, Giant Mexican Bananas and Beagles"
-"The Rent-Boy: myth and mythology from Young!Kirk to Baby!Dean via Alex Krycek's redefinition of the role (aka, The Two Knees/One Armed Pose)"
-"Cauliflower, Cabbage or Spinach: Ass Babies and where exactly they come from."
-"Your Wingfic, let me show you it: 17 techniques of feathers combing/pruning/petting proven to result in enhanced feedback"
-"Yoda, El Blanco, Dobbie: Ethics and Rituals of Responsible Mating and Foreplay when The Force, Magic and Gruboid Spit are the only lube available"
A Krycek-dedicated round-table:
-"Krycek: the Man, The Gun, the Microbs (who knows where he's been, really!)"
-"Krycek: konsonants of Love, bringer of Kaos, sucker of Kocks"
-"Krycek: why Mulder? Why NOT Mulder? But most importantly...WHY SKINNER OMGWTFBBQALIENS!?!"
-"How to Build Your Own Krycek, and what the Detachable Arm is For"
-"Russian Whoring 101: Alex Krycek's Memoirs"
-"Krycek: Friend, Foe or just a Fucker?"
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