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Bob Barr running for Libertarian nomination [May. 12th, 2008|08:22 pm]

aerosblkjag
This is an interesting surprise:

Libertarian Barr announces run for president

For those who absolutely cannot vote for McCain, you may have a viable alternative in Bob Barr. Unfortunately, outside of his involvement in the 1998 impeachment proceedings, I know little of him. Anyone from Georgia (or anywhere else) here able to fill in the gaps (outside Wikipedia)?

Hopefully, if the Libertarians select him, the party won't poison his nomination with an all-out pro-pot person for the VP nomination as they did with Harry Brown in 1996 and 2000.
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[May. 7th, 2008|06:48 pm]

maxgoof
"I will look for jurists who know their own minds, who know the law, and know the difference." -- John McCain

He's got my vote for that alone, if he stays true to it, which I believe he will. He's not one to say one thing and do something else.
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Interesting [May. 2nd, 2008|03:19 pm]

wolvenone
Not particularly political, but I've recently followed up on some of the, technological aspects of Bio-Fuel production, and discovered some information on the subject that is quite revealing.

The word's top producer of Ethanol now is the United States, but its industry is inflated by government subsidization and the sheer immensity of the land the continent has available for agricultural uses. The second largest Ethanol producer in the world, is Brazil, which has been using Ethanol fuel since the 1990's, because leftovers from its sugarcane crops would have otherwise gone to waste, and because sugar based products convert to ethanol extremely well. America does not import much of it's ethanol from Brazil, as it currently imposes a fifty two cent import on every gallon of Ethanol imported, basically a big enough import to counter the subsidy on the Ethanol.

Where as Brazil uses sugar crops to create it's Ethanol, America has been using corn, not because it converts well, but rather because until recently it's been a fairly inexpensive readily available grain. However, corn must first be converted into sugar before it can be converted into Ethanol, making it an inefficient and expensive process. Factors such as these are largely going to doom the corn based ethanol industry, but there is a very compelling alternative which could potentially displace corn use for a much smaller cost, Sugar Beet Ethanol.

Sugar Beet's are hardy and can grow in nearly any environment with an actual summer, making them a more versatile crop than sugar cane. They convert into ethanol very easily, for a fraction of the price, and in places such as California they can even be grown in the winter. The downside is that this crop isn't yet grown on the scale it would need to be to displace corn. Scaling sugar beet production up however, is very conceivable, given the versatility of the crop.

Of course, this isn't a magic bullet solution, just because this would be more efficient doesn't mean we'll magically be able to quickly scale this up to meet the artificial ethanol needs imposed on America. However, as with Cellulistic Ethanol and scaling down ethanol mandates, this could be a component of the solution.

On an additional note. Corn is a very nutritionally intensive crop that makes it very difficult to grow. If you grow corn in a field, the next year you won't be able to use the same field to grow corn again because too many nutrients will have been stripped from the soil for more corn to grow. Sugar beets should not have this problem, so with reasonable fertilization, the same fields should be able to produce the same amount of sugar beets year after year. It would seem to me that this simple fact should make sugar beets far more sustainable for Ethanol production than Corn would be.
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FBI Extra [May. 1st, 2008|09:31 pm]

dxarchlight





United States Attorney's Office
Eastern District of Virginia


Alexandria     Newport News     Norfolk     Richmond


United States Attorney Check Rosenberg


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Jim Rybicki
Public Information Officer
Phone (703) 842-4050
Fax: (703) 549-5202
Email: usavae.press@usdoj.gov
Web Address: www.usdoj.gov/usao/vae


April 25, 2008

MS-13 MEMBERS INDICTED FOR MURDER IN AID OF RACKETEERING


(Alexandria, Virginia) – Two members of MS-13, Rafael Parada-Mendoza, 21, formerly Fairfax County, Virginia, also known as “Cheve,” and Gabriel Hosman Perez-Amaya, 21, formerly of Fairfax County, Virginia, known as “Dandy,” were indicted today by a federal grand jury and charged with murder in aid of racketeering, attempted murder in aid of racketeering, conspiracy to commit murder and assault in aid of racketeering, use of a firearm during a crime of violence resulting in death, and possession of a firearm by an illegal alien. Chuck Rosenberg, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia; Joseph Persichini, Jr., Assistant Director in Charge, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Washington Field Office; M. Douglas Scott, Chief of Police, Arlington County Police Department; David M. Rohrer, Chief of Police, Fairfax County Police Department; and Stan Barry, Sheriff, Fairfax County Sheriff’s Office, made the announcement today.

The indictment stems from the murder of Christian Argueta in the parking lot of the Springfield Mall on December 2, 2007. The indictment charges that Rafael Parada-Mendoza and Gabriel Hosman Perez-Amaya are members of the Pinos Locos Salvatrucha clique of the street gang known as the Mara Salvatrucha, “MS-13,” who committed the crimes to maintain and increase their position in the gang. The murder in aid of racketeering charge carries a maximum sentence of death or life in prison. The indictment also charges Rafael Parada- Mendoza and Gabriel Hosman Perez-Amaya with being illegal aliens in possession of a firearm and using a firearm during a crime of violence resulting in death.

The indictment further charges Rafael Parada-Mendoza, Gabriel Hosman Perez-Amaya, and a third member of MS-13, Jorge Parada, 28, formerly of Washington, D.C., also known as “Rama,” with conspiracy to distribute 500 grams or more of cocaine. The conspiracy to distribute cocaine charge carries a minimum of five years and a maximum of forty years in federal prison.

All three individuals are currently in custody. Rafael Parada-Mendoza was arrested on March 19, 2008, in the state of Texas. Perez-Amaya was also arrested in Texas on March 14, 2008. Jorge Parada was arrested on April 19, 2008, in Arlington, Virginia.

This case was investigated by the Fairfax County Police Department, the Fairfax County Sheriff’s Office, the Arlington County Police Department, and the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Assistant United States Attorneys Jonathan Fahey and Beth Gibson are prosecuting the case on behalf of the United States.

Criminal indictments are only charges and not evidence of guilt. A defendant is presumed to be innocent until and unless proven guilty.


*** End Press Transcript ***

Until proven guilty?

- Decker
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An Inconvenient Truth: A Realistic Assessment of the Energy Crises [Apr. 29th, 2008|10:54 pm]

wolvenone
Before going too far I feel inclined to type up a brief assessment of the situation, to add context and to make certain everyone is on the same page.

For many decades a question has been repeatedly been put onto the hands of lawmakers. Do we expand our infrastructure, drill for more oil, build more power-plants, refine the equipment we already have, or do we instead focus on preserving our environment and making certain it's a pleasant place to live? For the most part, we've repeatedly chosen the latter, and for the most part, it was the right decision. For all the benefits of industrialization, some of its excesses have been harmful to the world around us, and reigning in some of those excesses was by in large a good idea.

However, while the excesses of industrialization have been wrought with danger, so have the excesses of environmentalism. As the word's population grew, our capacity to provide fuel and energy has not, and now that increasingly large portions of the worlds population are becoming affluent for the very first time, we're finding ourselves with too much demand and not enough supply. The problem is exacerbated by other factors, government taxation, tariffs, mandatory use of bio-fuels that cost more than the gasoline they are replacing. Not to mention foreign oil cartels, oil companies that are not aggressive enough in weeding out bottlenecks in their supply line, and automobiles that do not make good enough use of the fuels they run on.

Normally, all of this would simply be called a political, or economic problem, but it is about to go beyond that. As the price of fuel and energy goes up, it creates an inflationary effect on nearly every market on earth. The prices of clothes, tools, and most importantly food, increases regardless of whether a region is capable of affording these higher prices or not. When the price of food goes up in poor, less stable countries people start dying, starving to death. At first this only effects the people with the most tenuous grasp on life, the people who are most likely to go without enough food to begin with. However, as prices go up, it begins to affect more and more, and what once only effected a minority, soon effects millions of people.

Such tragedy in my mind is not acceptable, especially when we're fully capable of stopping it.

The most effective way to delay this tragedy in the first place, would be to cease the use of Bio-fuels altogether, barring that a temporary reduction in the mandated use of fuels like Ethanol is at the very least warranted. To further drive down costs gas taxes can be suspended, reducing the price of gasoline by several dollars in some countries, and by nearly a dollar in some states. As a further measure tariffs on importing bio-fuels like Ethanol from countries such as Brazil can be removed to act as a slight deflationary measure on food crops.

None of this is a permanent solution, but it would give us time. Time to improve our ability to produce bio-fuels, time to build new power plants, to build refineries and improve our supply line. Most importantly, it gives us time to drill.

This is a very touchy subject for some. Many people simply cannot stomach the thought of drilling. Increasing our supply of fossil fuels however, is the only conceivable way of truly reducing the price of gasoline this decade. Improving the millage of automobiles would help some, however in any given year only 8% of all automobiles are taken off the road. With that figure in mind, even if all automobiles in the United States were to switch over to hybrid or electric cars tomorrow, it'd still take 12.5 years to replace all the gas guzzlers on the road. As it stands, it'll be years before the majority of all new cars sold are hybrids, and even assuming it happens by 2012, we still would not see an end to purely gasoline powered cars in America until the year 2024, sixteen years from now. Even then purely gasoline vehicles will persist in other countries, in South America, Africa, India, and China. China would especially be problematic, as its citizens will soon become affluent enough to start buying their own cars, but not affluent enough to buy more energy efficient cars that cost more. This is only a rough estimate, but if it took America until 2024 to get rid of all purely gasoline powered cars, then it'd take China at least until 2034 if not longer. So like it or not, we're going to be using gasoline for a long long time. While switching to more efficient vehicles is definitely a long term solution, the only thing that is going to have a real prominent deflationary effect on worldwide prices this decade would be additional drilling.

However, additional drilling and additional refineries do not necessarily need to be harmful to the environment. It may require strong arming, but new refineries can be built that're far cleaner then the old ones, and the old ones can be shut down as new refineries replace and surpass their capacity. Oil drilling in and of itself is not that dirty to begin with. Oil drilling rigs are sometimes ran right next to thriving fields of wheat and corn, if the process was really that dirty that would be impossible. Of course, accidents like the Valdez oil spill are always possible, however steps can be taken to mitigate the potential danger to acceptable margins.

Biofuel production can be improved upon to take advantage of organic substances that would otherwise go to waste. While this would not lower the price of fuel it would be cheaper then using corn or wheat to create ethanol, and it would not directly interfere with food prices. Producing all of our fuel in this matter is of course impossible for the time being. We simply do not have methods efficient enough to do it with the amount of space we have available in America. If however bio-fuels can offset five percent of America's fuel consumption, it could effectively allow the United States to cut oil imports from Saudi Arabia to nearly half, which would have a major effect on both security, and global fuel prices.

The ultimate end all solution to the oil shortage however, is most undoubtedly electric cars. To this end I would propose building new power plants to keep the cost of electricity low. Preferably Hydroelectricity, tidal, wind, geo-thermal and of course Nuclear Power Plants. The construction of new Nuclear plants would undoubtedly unnerve many, however unlike coal plants they do not pollute the air, the waste can be reprocessed, greatly reducing the level and length of their radioactivity, and they have the benefit of being usable anywhere providing there is a sufficient body of water nearby. Unfortunately we'll have to put up with coal powered plants for a long time, despite the fact that they're dirty and that coal could be put to better use. Even if we closed all coal powered power plants in America, they would remain the predominant method of power generation in many other countries, in large part due to their relatively simple construction, and low cost. Due to these circumstances, it's unlikely that we'll see an end to greenhouse gas emissions anytime soon, and although it's unclear how much of an effect they have on global temperatures, steps will need to be taken to preserve Earth's current climate.

Geoengineering is a term you'll likely be hearing a lot over the next twenty years. In short it is a newer field of science that deals with methods which might be used to manipulate and control the earth's climate. Amongst the ideas currently being floated around, the one that would have the most immediate effect, and allow for the greatest amount of precision control, would involve building a series of mirrors orbiting earth to reflect away sunlight and cool Earth as needed. Alternatively reflecting light to earth could be used to raise temperatures should another ice-age ever occur. Another method for cooling the earth would be to fertilize the worlds oceans and promote the growth of Algae. Doing so would presumably have a cleaning effect on the world's atmosphere and should in turn nullify greenhouse gases in the atmosphere over time. While this later solution would not be as immediate or as precise as using orbital mirrors, it does have the benefit of being far cheaper to carry out, and would presumably have a positive effect on our oceans ecosystem.

All this being said, this is not a simple problem, and it's likely to be a huge issue for many years to come. I believe we'll get through it, but it is most definitely going to be tough.
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Interesting indeed... [Apr. 29th, 2008|05:07 pm]

dxarchlight
[Current Location |In Obama's base laughing at his lies]
[mood | amused]

Obama hopes Passportgate will distract from "Typical White" slur.

Transcript originated from the Rush Limbaugh archives.


**Begin Transcript**

RUSH: How about Obama on the radio in Philadelphia?  We have the audio sound bite. Listen to this.  Obama threw his grandmother under the bus at the speech on Tuesday.  Then yesterday, he put the bus in reverse and ran over her.

OBAMA:  The point I was making was not that my grandmother, uh, harbors, uh, any racial animosity. She doesn't, but she is a, uh, typical white person, who, if she sees somebody on the street that she doesn't know, you know, there's a reaction that's been bred into our experiences that -- that don't go away, and that sometimes, uh, come out in -- in the wrong way. (post edit: I'm sorry, Obama. That just doesn't compute with me.)

RUSH:  "Typical white person"?  What does this reveal, finally, about Obama.  He is not transcendent on race.  Obama is telling us that he is a black-American first, and an American second. Typical? His grandmother who raised him is a "typical white woman"?  And that these kinds of inordinate fears are bred?  I have a question.  I wonder how white college students at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill are feeling these days?  I wonder if they are nervous walking down the street when they see a couple of black boys dressed in baggy clothes with their hats on backwards swaggering toward them. I wonder how they feel.  I wonder if it makes them fear that they're going to be shot in the face for their ATM cards and their PIN numbers.  Obama, do you think there might be reasons here rather than this being inbred?  Typical white woman? Obama has exposed himself, and that's why, ladies and gentlemen, Passportgate is such a welcome arrival for both Obama and the Drive-By Media.  If he'll say this about his grandmother...? He says this about his grandmother, and he excuses that locoweed pastor!  By the way, everybody's asking, "Where is Reverend Wright?"  Well, Reverend Wright's out there on a cruise.  We don't know where, but he's on a cruise. 

Reverend Wright, we're told, needed to take a vacation.  Somebody at Reverend Wright's church sent a photo of Reverend Wright talking with President Clinton in the White House on September 11, 1998.  There was a prayer breakfast. Clinton had a bunch of clergy in there to finally fess up to the Lewinsky stuff because the Starr Report was coming out.  This picture is in the New York Times today, complete with a thank-you note that Clinton sent to Jeremiah Wright in October after the September 11th date, and this is the meeting where Clinton said (doing Clinton impression), "I have sinned before you.  I have never been at a lower point and I'm so happy you've come." It was a dog-and-pony show to repair the breach.  There was a whole bunch of people there. Reverend Wright was one; they've got this picture.  This isn't the same thing.  The Obama camp released this.  This isn't the same thing.  In order for this to have any impact at all, somebody is going to have to place Clinton in Reverend Wright's church, which, I mean, if this church is that big and Clinton ran for office in '92 and in '96, somebody might come up with a picture of Clinton in that church.  

You never know.  I guarantee you somebody is looking for it. You know, when you're running for the Democrat Party nomination -- well, if you're running for president as a Democrat -- you gotta go to Chicago, and this a huge church, 4500 people, but so far this little picture in the New York Times... The Obama camp is doing everything they can to sweep this off the front page and change the subject, which they've done now with Passportgate.  I'm thinking of telling the State Department to release my passport files. There's nothing in them.  There's nothing in them, just your Social Security number and identifying data, but I have LifeLock. So if somebody's going to get my Social Security number, they're not going to be able to use it for anything.  So this is much ado about nothing.  They had a big investigation over this of Bill Clinton back in 1992, because people were trying to find out... The rumor then was Clinton was thinking of denouncing or renouncing his citizenship during the Vietnam War era, and there were rumors of traveling to the Soviet Union and participating in protests there.  People wanted to see if he had been.  I don't know that these particular records that were looked at today by these contract employees will tell you that.  

Obama, the reason people are interested in this, chairs a subcommittee on foreign affairs in Europe, and he's never had a meeting.  He's never chaired the meeting, never chaired the committee, never called the committee to order.  He says he's traveled all over Europe and has extensive experience, but he's never said where.  So looks like it's got the Clinton fingerprints all over it until the Clintons say, "By the way, our passport was looked into, too."  (laughter)  Exactly right.  My gosh, folks, even though it's Open Line Friday, this stuff just keeps pouring out. We have to come to the rescue each and every day here. 

PAUL SHANKLAN:
'Grandma got run over by Obama...'

** End Transcript**



Oh yeah. An interesting piece of information crossed my desktop recently.
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Getting skewered by corn... [Apr. 29th, 2008|03:17 pm]

the_mcp
The Food Crisis
By J.R. Dunn


The ethanol fixation is a perfect example of ritual behavior, something along the line of carefully sorting cans and bottles for the recycling truck, which then drives them straight to the local landfill. (Unless you're in Jersey, where it is said some suspicious men dump them in vacant lots in low-income neighborhoods.) Ethanol, the world was told, would replace large amounts of oil, decreasing American dependence on foreign sources. It represented a cheaper alternative overall. And it would help combat global warming by putting less CO2 in the atmosphere.

In fact, none of these claims pass muster. It requires over 400 pounds of corn to produce enough fuel to fill a single automobile tank -- enough corn to feed an adult for a year. This is a terrible bargain, particularly after it becomes clear how much corn would be needed to fulfill the eventual mandate of 36 billion gallons a year. That figure would require more agricultural land than the U.S. has got. All the ethanol used today, taking a third of the crop, replaces only 3% of oil imports, a truly pitiful amount. As for expense, ethanol costs more than gasoline to process, to ship, and to store -- none of which is ever included in cost calculations. Its supposed effect on hypothetical global warming is similarly exaggerated. With traditional crops, carbon goes right back into the ground; with ethanol, it's burned and goes into the atmosphere, a net increase for atmospheric CO2. Under some circumstances, it can be far worse. According to a study from Science quoted by William Tucker, clearing land to plant crops for ethanol -- as is occurring in Indonesia and Latin America -- can increase greenhouse gases as much as 92 times.


The Ethanol eco-fetish is just another government boondoggle that will accomplish nothing more than proving, once again, that there is no problem so severe that the government can't find some way to screw it up even more by meddling with it:


Global Food Riots
Made in Washington, D.C.

By Deroy Murdock


Climbing corn prices have ignited Mexican tortilla riots. Enraged citizens in Egypt and Pakistan — potential Muslim powder kegs — have also violently protested premium prices for basic staples. Similar instability has erupted from the Ivory Coast to Indonesia. Resurrecting the defeated “import substitution” model of yore, India and Vietnam are among the nations that lately have prohibited grain exports and imposed government price controls. Kazakhstan, Earth’s No. 5 wheat source, just halted wheat exports, hoping to hoard local supplies. One third of the global wheat market is now closed.

High oil prices and growing global food demand fan these flames, but government lit the match. Atop the European Union’s biofuels mandate (5.75 percent of gasoline and diesel by 2010; 10 percent expected in 2020), America’s 51-cent-per-gallon ethanol tax subsidy (2007 cost: $8 billion) and Congress’ 7.5-billion-gallon annual production quota (rising to 36 billion in 2022, including 15 billion from corn) have turned corn farms into cash cows. Diverting one quarter of U.S. corn to motors rather than to mouths has boosted prices 74 percent in a year.

Eager to ride the ethanol gravy train, wheat and soybean farmers increasingly switch to corn. Thus, hard wheat is up 86 percent, while soybeans cost 93 percent more. Since April 15, 2007, pricier, grain-based animal feed (which consumed 40 percent of 2007’s 13 billion bushel U.S. corn crop) has helped hike eggs 46 percent. Got milk? You paid 26 percent more. Conversely, meat prices have dropped, as farmers slaughter animals rather than pay so much to feed them.
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EU wipes England off the map [Apr. 24th, 2008|08:56 am]

freakylynx
EU wipes England off the map - as Gordon Brown flies the flag of St George over Downing Street



Now I'm wondering how long before our politicians try the same thing on this side of the pond - I'm sure if President Bush had his way it would not be too long in the future before they tried to create an American superstate. Why is it thought that wiping out sovereignty in the pursuit of raw power is the right thing to do?
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News reporting from a Time Magazine Managing Editor's "Point of View" [Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:08 pm]

aerosblkjag
Whether the media is reporting on the furry fandom or something else that one has a better grasp of than they do, there often seems to be this tone of pushing more propaganda and less facts in the reporting. Richard Stengel, the managing editor at Time Magazine, has not only admitted to doing such, but embraces this role.

More Raving )
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Raffle! [Apr. 22nd, 2008|10:43 pm]

semjay
[Current Location |Tempe, AZ]
[mood | hopeful]

A fellow fur needs your help, and you can get awesome prizes for helping! Follow to fake cut to find out how!!


(Find Out How!)


-Sema
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A cold and bitter prelude to Earth Day (aka V.I. Lenin's birthday) [Apr. 21st, 2008|10:27 pm]

aerosblkjag
It is events like this that makes me think briefly that God has a sense of humor:

No Heaven on Earth Day - Edmonton Sun
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Beware the drive-by media. [Apr. 19th, 2008|10:58 pm]

dxarchlight
[mood | annoyed]
[music |Burning Trance - EMR Infinity]

The media tends to foccus on certain culture that would give them ratings, not to mention public support from local politicians. In this case, you have something called the election cycle which is totally screwed up on all sides of the spectrum. No matter which one you choose you lose. Unless a miracle happens (e.g. McCain/Romny).

You also have the war issue. The media perfers to foccus on the downside of going to war rather than the facts. They focccus on politicians or certain groups who would jump at the chance to slander our men and women in uniform rather than obtaining the real story.

The media, in all it's failing glory, is concentrating all it's resources on influencing the election for the Democrat party. They are totally invested in the defeat of conservative-minded candidates and commentators alike. They will stop at nothing to ensure their chosen party's victory.

Don't get me started on the anti-gun politics. If you want my opinion on the anti-gun politics, that kind of politics are (and should be deamed) unconstitutional by law.


[Edit: Speaking of the media, I came across a rather interesting link.]
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The Hate Mongers [Apr. 19th, 2008|11:32 pm]

orig_rune
[mood | bitchy]


The blitz is in full force here between Clinton, Obama, and the other Democrats. The primary is Tuesday and it will be a relief when the ads stop running.

They all have one thing in common - hate. It seems the Dems are running on a platform of hate, envy, and revenge. Every ad pushes hurting someone - people who own businesses, those who make "too much", slapping heavy taxes on corporations, "punishing" oil companies, etc. It is obvious that they think this will play well with the public and it is frightening to contemplate that it will.

It's not only a terrible attitude but a self-destructive one too. Proof positive that a large part of the population has no concept of how life works.

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Father & Son banned from pool for not being Muslim [Apr. 17th, 2008|02:48 pm]

freakylynx
Father & Son banned from pool for not being Muslim.

This the sort of thing we have to look forward to in America in the near future?
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Can't say I'm surprised at this... [Apr. 15th, 2008|11:25 am]

eric_hinkle
Obama "never heard any of my crazy-ass preacher's racist cracks, I swear" makes stupid comments about Pennsylvania. My home state, and my people.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2008/04/obamas_bitter_speech_draws_cri.html

Hell will now freeze over before I vote for this turd in human form.
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Group started [Apr. 10th, 2008|08:49 pm]

silverwolfap
My dad, myself and 2 others have started a conservitive grassroots group tonight. Right now we are disscussing our groups principles and related matters. We're meeting about once a month in Jackson county, Missouri If you live in this area talk  to me.
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Campaign News: The MP3!!!!! [Apr. 4th, 2008|09:22 pm]

maxgoof
You asked for it, here it is!

Campaign News
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Campaign News [Apr. 3rd, 2008|11:13 pm]

maxgoof
(Sung to the tune of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies)

Once there was this guy who
Claimed his pastor taught him how
To bring us hope and change
But when they checked his pastor
He was a racist and a hate monger
He couldn't quite explain it
He'd always just gone there

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

And then there was this girl who
Said that she faced sniper fire
When she landed in Bosnia
But when they checked the video
She was given a kiss and some flowers
She said she had mispoken
Her memory was faulty

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

The two fought both tooth and nail
On the primary campaign trail

And then there was this guy who
Claimed he was conservative
And won the nomination
But when they checked his record
They found that very often he's liberal
He couldn't quite explain it
He blamed it on talk radio

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
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Political Humor [Apr. 3rd, 2008|09:27 pm]

aerosblkjag
As we sit in our nosebleed section seats watching the two remaining candidates in the running for the Democratic nomination transmogrify themselves into all things for all people, I figured that it would be a good time to distract ourselves with a little humor:

Here are two of my favorite faux pas moments from this election cycle:

Ted Kennedy getting tongue tied on Obama

McCain on defining himself

Admittedly, they aren't as good as this was from 2004 - Howard Dean scream

... but political self-annihilation doesn't happen every cycle.

Anybody else have their own favorite funny political moments?
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MLK Was A Republican [Mar. 24th, 2008|11:30 pm]

orig_rune
[mood | amused]


Not too surprising if you know your history:


Group: Martin Luther King Was a Republican

The National Black Republican Association is promoting its nationwide educational campaign by erecting a billboard announcing “Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican.”

The billboard stands in Orangeburg, S.C., near an Interstate 26 exit that has a daily traffic count of 60,000 vehicles.

“The billboard is located at a busy intersection … and it is attracting a lot of attention,” said NBRA Chairman Frances Rice in a statement. “We welcome the opportunity to explain why Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican.

“Of interest is the fact that Orangeburg is the hometown of black Democrat Jim Clyburn who is the majority whip for the U.S. House of Representatives. We hope he appreciates our informing his black constituents about their civil rights history.”

The NBRA states on its Web site: “It should come as no surprise that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican. In that era, almost all black Americans were Republicans. Why? From its founding in 1854 as the anti-slavery party until today, the Republican Party has championed freedom and civil rights for blacks.

“And as one pundit so succinctly stated, the Democrat Party is as it always has been, the party of the four S's: Slavery, Secession, Segregation and now Socialism.”

http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/Martin_Luther_King_GOP/2008/03/24/82667.html
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